The AE Geezer Thread!

[rustysi]

ORIGINAL: btd64

ORIGINAL: rustysi

Just funnin'.[:'(]

I'm good. I do wish the forum had spell checker....GP

I have it about 95% of the time through Chrome. Shuts off once in a while, I stopped trying to figure out why.

[btd64]

This is for all the Grumps born in August....GP

[Lecivius]

Must
Have
T-Shirt

[&o]

Where does one acquire such a pearls of wisdom imprinted on cotton?

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Found, and ordered [;)]

[btd64]

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

Must
Have
T-Shirt

[&o]

Where does one acquire such a pearls of wisdom imprinted on cotton?

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Found, and ordered [;)]

Could you PM me the order form. I can't find it[&:]....GP

[rms1pa]

Fing mondays..... so last week on monday i get the call.

" honey wake up the red light has come on and the van has no brakes. can you drive it to the mechanic?' ahrgg

this week its "wake up i went out in the yard and my wheelchair has sunk into the mud."

had to create a treadway path to get her out.

GRONK!!!

i would grump but feeling a bit dinosaur today.

rms/pa

[btd64]

I once got my sneakers stuck in the mud.[:D]....GP

[rms1pa]

the thing of it is , i was a gunners mate, not corps of engineers, call me to break things not build things.

rms/pa

[rsallen64]

ORIGINAL: rms1pa

the thing of it is , i was a gunners mate, not corps of engineers, call me to break things not build things.

rms/pa

I get texts from the wife all the time like this - how do I change the AC setting, my cell phone/computer/iPad isn't working right, the [thing] is making a funny noise, my car is doing [something she thinks it shouldn't], etc. I was a tanker, so I was trained to break things and blow them up as well. I can be in the middle of meetings, etc., and I get buzzed all the time with text messages - "call me because..." Grump.

[Lecivius]

See, you guys went through life all wrong.

I was taught to be a sneaky bastage. When the wife comes up with "The List", I vanish into the man cave [:D]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: rsallen64

ORIGINAL: rms1pa

the thing of it is , i was a gunners mate, not corps of engineers, call me to break things not build things.

rms/pa

I get texts from the wife all the time like this - how do I change the AC setting, my cell phone/computer/iPad isn't working right, the [thing] is making a funny noise, my car is doing [something she thinks it shouldn't], etc. I was a tanker, so I was trained to break things and blow them up as well. I can be in the middle of meetings, etc., and I get buzzed all the time with text messages - "call me because..." Grump.

You should limit your purported expertise in said subject matter. If your reply to all queries was, "Gee, I dunno. If I ran it over with a 63 ton MBT, would that help? If not, that's all I got."

[btd64]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: rsallen64

ORIGINAL: rms1pa

the thing of it is , i was a gunners mate, not corps of engineers, call me to break things not build things.

rms/pa

I get texts from the wife all the time like this - how do I change the AC setting, my cell phone/computer/iPad isn't working right, the [thing] is making a funny noise, my car is doing [something she thinks it shouldn't], etc. I was a tanker, so I was trained to break things and blow them up as well. I can be in the middle of meetings, etc., and I get buzzed all the time with text messages - "call me because..." Grump.

You should limit your purported expertise in said subject matter. If your reply to all queries was, "Gee, I dunno. If I ran it over with a 63 ton MBT, would that help? If not, that's all I got."

Well that takes the GRUMPY right out of it. But I guess that's ok....GP

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: btd64

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: rsallen64




I get texts from the wife all the time like this - how do I change the AC setting, my cell phone/computer/iPad isn't working right, the [thing] is making a funny noise, my car is doing [something she thinks it shouldn't], etc. I was a tanker, so I was trained to break things and blow them up as well. I can be in the middle of meetings, etc., and I get buzzed all the time with text messages - "call me because..." Grump.

You should limit your purported expertise in said subject matter. If your reply to all queries was, "Gee, I dunno. If I ran it over with a 63 ton MBT, would that help? If not, that's all I got."

Well that takes the GRUMPY right out of it. But I guess that's ok....GP

Not really - that reply should make her grumpy, and that's OK. We are an equal opportunity Grump University.

[rustysi]

I get texts from the wife all the time like this - how do I change the AC setting, my cell phone/computer/iPad isn't working right, the [thing] is making a funny noise, my car is doing [something she thinks it shouldn't], etc.

Times like this, I'm glad I'm still single.

When the wife comes up with "The List", I vanish into the man cave

I hated that crap, I'm a big boy, I know what I have to do. I just threw it in the trash, but not before I looked at it to see what I wasn't gonna do that day.[:-] It stopped the lists PDQ.

Some other things I never learned. 'Yes, dear'. Oh and, 'you're right, I'm wrong'.

Maybe that's why I'm divorced.[:D]

[rms1pa]

it is October, of course it is 50F...seasons any one? Buller?

grump.

rms/pa

[rms1pa]

merry Christmas, even the baptists.... clean up after your reindeer. grump


rms/pa

[btd64]

Grump....
Merry Christmas
Grump....GP

[dave sindel]

Merry Christmas to my fellow grumpy old men...

grump

[BillBrown]

Bah Humbug and get off my lawn( that is under the snow )

[mogami]

Bah I don't need any of you. All I need is a bottle of Captain Morgan some coke and ice and a grenade launcher. Merry Freakin Christmas

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: mogami

Bah I don't need any of you. All I need is a bottle of Captain Morgan some coke and ice and a grenade launcher. Merry Freakin Christmas

If you had to pick one, would it be the grenade launcher or Capt. Morgan?