WW II Caption This III:

[AbsntMndedProf]

Eric Maietta

[mogami]

"Jeez this has been a long cruise. You have a date for the saturday night dance yet?"

[Bernie]

"Okay... so this dyslexic Nazi walks into a bra..."

[stevemk1a]

"Get a hold of yourself son, you're a British Naval Officer!, grab that blurry thing down there and crank it three times to the left ... I don't put much faith in modern science, but, according to the Boffins at Bletchley Park, every U-Boat within 50 miles will sink!!"

[Belisarius]

Originally posted by Mogami
"Jeez this has been a long cruise. You have a date for the saturday night dance yet?"

Bwahahaaa... Mogami wins.

[Les_the_Sarge_9_1]

I was only looking at birds. No I wasn't looking at Sheilas!

[Bernie]

"I don't mind resturants that make you wear a tie and jacket, but this place is taking their nautical theme just a bit too far!"

[M4Jess]

okay...now cough.....

[AbsntMndedProf]

Capt. Ericson (Jack Hawkins): "Seaman Jones, Do you ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?" :D

Eric Maietta

[pasternakski]

Jenkins, you bleeding idiot, if you try opening the seacocks again, I'll toss you over the side, no matter how bloody funny you think it is.

[tmac]

"Reginald, I've always loved you. You take the last spot in the lifeboat"

[tmac]

"What do you mean, gammy leg?"

[Royal Warwicks]

Look if you wear the cap like your supposed to, you never have a bad hair day.

[Rhodan]

"Can't a man take a leak ont he bridge in quiet anymore??? Yes, what is it XO?? "

[Bernie]

Okay, so you left the keys in the ignition and locked the door to the bridge by mistake...have you tried a coathanger?