WW II Movie "Caption This":

[AbsntMndedProf]

Just on a whim, I thought I'd post a still from a famous WW II movie for a 'caption this' post. If it gets a good reply, I'll try it again with other stills. (This one is from 'The Battle of the Bulge'.):



Eric Maietta

[AbsntMndedProf]

I'll get the ball rolling:

'Hair club for men'? Was ist es?' :D

Eric Maietta

[stevemk1a]

"Herr Oberst!!! ... according to this notice we are being cited for bad acting, lame 1960's prop tanks, cheesy dialogue, and overall historical inaccuracy ... Gott im Himmel !!!"

[chief]

"This surrender leaflet from the US has a picture of Lana Turner on it asking our good boys to desert. the yanks don't play fair."

[nelmsm1]

Look Hans, if we order from one item from column A and one from column B we get egg rolls. Who needs those French restaraunts!

[challenge]

"Who wrote this script?"

[Les_the_Sarge_9_1]

We are sorry we can not accept your application at this time.

But we will keep your application on file should we have need of your Blitzkrieg talents.

Thankyou for considering the Whermact for your warmongering needs.

Sincerely Adolf Hitler.

[Goblin]

I am pre-approved, regardless of past credit problems!


Goblin

[odog1999]

*Reading from paper* Congratulations on your purchase of a Tiger I. Please take a few seconds to fill out this customer survey.

[tracer]

"You see Wilhelm, this photo proves that buying your wife lingerie isn't always a good idea".

[Huffy]

NUTS,...hmmmm....NUTS.....

[pasternakski]

It's the end of our careers, Fred. They hired two other actors to play Hogan and Klink in that TV series we auditioned for last month.

[ItsMeBrenGun]

"What the--! Alright... WHO made all the phone-sex calls THIS time?! We just got a telephone bill for 40,000 RM!

[Les_the_Sarge_9_1]

Ah for the love of.....I protest. We had the maneuvers there last summer, and the quarters suck.

[mogami]

"Easy to understand instructions my ***. We'll never finish putting this coo-coo clock together"

[Bernie]

"It says, 'Isert trab A into harmonius srot B after froding on line C...' Why did we have to take the Japanese as our allies? We'll never get this blasted glider built!"

[M4Jess]

Originally posted by AbsntMndedProf
Just on a whim, I thought I'd post a still from a famous WW II movie for a 'caption this' post. If it gets a good reply, I'll try it again with other stills. (This one is from 'The Battle of the Bulge'.):



Eric Maietta

ASL Rule Book...Page 1 of 165,254 hmmmmmmmmmmm

[Royal Warwicks]

"Hell what does this say I can't see without my glasses."

[Randy]

If we are Germans, why is this script in English?

[Bernie]

It's the report on my agent... He's hiding out in Switzerland. Have the guys playing the Ghestapo pick him up. I'll teach that ***** to get me involved in such a crappy movie!