I have been advised (by a very reliable source) that 'Pea Wrist', 'Wears Pit', 'Arts Wipe' and 'Tar We Pis' are among the aliases used by the notorious master criminal Warspite. Please be on the lookout for this despicable character. Call your local police dept. immediately if you even begin to suspect his presence.ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: Zorch
However I can disclose that 'Ape Writs' is Warspite's real name.
For the scholars of the classics, I do not need to remind you of the meaning of the Latin term Ape Writs.
Ape Writs: A witty raconteur, bon viveur and international lover.
Hello
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RE: Hello
No, not at all. He is the spammer that begun this thread.ORIGINAL: x2oop
Unfortunately not. Is he/she some kind of famous person here?Hello and welcome. do you know Marylee96? He/She/ has been very evasive
Most of the others just fool around in this thread. As do I.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
RE: Hello
Hello, x2oop, and welcome to the forum. [:)]ORIGINAL: x2oop
Somehow I overlooked this thread, so maybe it's good idea to fix it now and say hello to all! [:)]
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
RE: Hello
Another way to catch Warspite is to have a showing of the alleged film 'Pearl Harbor'. Warspite is drawn to this like a moth to a flame. He can easily be recognized, as he will be the only person in the audience.ORIGINAL: Zorch
I have been advised (by a very reliable source) that 'Pea Wrist', 'Wears Pit', 'Arts Wipe' and 'Tar We Pis' are among the aliases used by the notorious master criminal Warspite. Please be on the lookout for this despicable character. Call your local police dept. immediately if you even begin to suspect his presence.ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: Zorch
However I can disclose that 'Ape Writs' is Warspite's real name.
For the scholars of the classics, I do not need to remind you of the meaning of the Latin term Ape Writs.
Ape Writs: A witty raconteur, bon viveur and international lover.
RE: Hello
warspite1ORIGINAL: Zorch
I have been advised (by a very reliable source) that 'Pea Wrist', 'Wears Pit', 'Arts Wipe' and 'Tar We Pis' are among the aliases used by the notorious master criminal Warspite. Please be on the lookout for this despicable character. Call your local police dept. immediately if you even begin to suspect his presence.ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: Zorch
However I can disclose that 'Ape Writs' is Warspite's real name.
For the scholars of the classics, I do not need to remind you of the meaning of the Latin term Ape Writs.
Ape Writs: A witty raconteur, bon viveur and international lover.
I say, it's a veritable Latin lesson:
'Wears Pit' - Latin for Brad's more handsome brother
'Arts Wipe' - Latin for A fine thespian and doyen of the arts world
'Tar We Pis' - Latin for I'm bustin' for a waz
'Pea Wrist' - Latin for hung like a donkey
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
RE: Hello
warspite1ORIGINAL: Zorch
Another way to catch Warspite is to have a showing of the alleged film 'Pearl Harbor'. Warspite is drawn to this like a moth to a flame. He can easily be recognized, as he will be the only person in the audience.ORIGINAL: Zorch
I have been advised (by a very reliable source) that 'Pea Wrist', 'Wears Pit', 'Arts Wipe' and 'Tar We Pis' are among the aliases used by the notorious master criminal Warspite. Please be on the lookout for this despicable character. Call your local police dept. immediately if you even begin to suspect his presence.ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1
For the scholars of the classics, I do not need to remind you of the meaning of the Latin term Ape Writs.
Ape Writs: A witty raconteur, bon viveur and international lover.
What is wrong with Pearl Harbor? If there's been a finer celluloid experience, a film more capable of studiously avoiding the creation of a polemical, whilst providing a thought-provoking juxtaposition of the genre, then I've yet to see it. Plus there's like lot's of splosions an' machine guns rat-a-tat-ing and aircraft like dive-bombing Weeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh - an' guns going boom an', an' you gotta watch it man its dope.
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
RE: Hello
Nothing is wrong with it. Or, perhaps, all is wrong with it. And Dunkirk is a serious challenger.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
RE: Hello
See what kind of monster we're up against? He's smarter than a donkey, more handsome than 'the asp', and begs us to hang him from a bust of Brad Pitt! Or is it the other way around?ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: Zorch
I have been advised (by a very reliable source) that 'Pea Wrist', 'Wears Pit', 'Arts Wipe' and 'Tar We Pis' are among the aliases used by the notorious master criminal Warspite. Please be on the lookout for this despicable character. Call your local police dept. immediately if you even begin to suspect his presence.ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1
For the scholars of the classics, I do not need to remind you of the meaning of the Latin term Ape Writs.
Ape Writs: A witty raconteur, bon viveur and international lover.
I say, it's a veritable Latin lesson:
'Wears Pit' - Latin for Brad's more handsome brother
'Arts Wipe' - Latin for A fine thespian and doyen of the arts world
'Tar We Pis' - Latin for I'm bustin' for a waz
'Pea Wrist' - Latin for hung like a donkey

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RE: Hello
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
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Plus there's like lot's of splosions an' machine guns rat-a-tat-ing and aircraft like dive-bombing Weeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh - an' guns going boom an', an' you gotta watch it man its dope.
Word-to your mother.
"Ape Wrists"? Isn't that an unfortunate tendency of one's (usually right wrist) being unusually developed because of repeated and prolonged self-...
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For ever and ever...Bump.[&o]
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RE: Hello
warspite1ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
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Plus there's like lot's of splosions an' machine guns rat-a-tat-ing and aircraft like dive-bombing Weeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh - an' guns going boom an', an' you gotta watch it man its dope.
Word-to your mother.
"Ape Wrists"? Isn't that an unfortunate tendency of one's (usually right wrist) being unusually developed because of repeated and prolonged self-...
Whoa! Look at the time![:-]
I don't know what you mean. You're not one of those weirdos that write - and do stuff - with their right hand are you?
Now Maitland, now's your time!
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I don't know what you mean. You're not one of those weirdos that write - and do stuff - with their right hand are you?
Yes. And yes.

RE: Hello
Hey.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
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I don't know what you mean. You're not one of those weirdos that write - and do stuff - with their right hand are you?
Yes. And yes.
Ewww.....
Now Maitland, now's your time!
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