Unless hand-to-hand combat occurs.ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
As I stated, I would gladly sit at that table and have the ladies move them for me . . .
Hello
Moderator: maddog986
RE: Hello
Mrs. Warspite is gone, you can speak freely now...ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
As I stated, I would gladly sit at that table and have the ladies move them for me . . .
Then all I can say is you are a strange commander-in-chief. You think Napoleon was happy to have Berthier move his units to destruction just because he wore a little black dress?? Sorry but I want more from a chief of staff than a come hither smile, luxurious locks and a little black number.
RE: Hello
Okay, I would gladly help them remove those little black dresses . . . [:'(]
At the present time, there is no Mrs. RangerJoe.
Joe
At the present time, there is no Mrs. RangerJoe.
Joe
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia ChildRE: Hello
I never said that I did not want what is underneath. But yes, if I also remove their undergarments, if any, you can have them . . .
I did get used to sleeping with two females every night on a full sized bed . . .
I did get used to sleeping with two females every night on a full sized bed . . .
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
RE: Hello
She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had ed
By the bush in buffalo
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(I couldnt come in right then...)
And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She stripped away
Her ranchid poncho
An laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An it was useless any more
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(actually, I was very busy then)
And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
Is that a real poncho... i mean
Is that a mexican poncho
Or is that a sears poncho?
Hmmm... no foolin ...
Camarillo brillo
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had ed
By the bush in buffalo
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(I couldnt come in right then...)
And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She stripped away
Her ranchid poncho
An laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An it was useless any more
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(actually, I was very busy then)
And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
Is that a real poncho... i mean
Is that a mexican poncho
Or is that a sears poncho?
Hmmm... no foolin ...
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RE: Hello
273 more to go...
that was frank by the way...
that was frank by the way...
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RE: Hello
canine or feline?ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
I never said that I did not want what is underneath. But yes, if I also remove their undergarments, if any, you can have them . . .
I did get used to sleeping with two females every night on a full sized bed . . .
RE: Hello
Que?
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
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MrRoadrunner
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RE: Hello
ORIGINAL: Zovs
She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had ed
By the bush in buffalo
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(I couldnt come in right then...)
And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She stripped away
Her ranchid poncho
An laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An it was useless any more
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(actually, I was very busy then)
And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
Is that a real poncho... i mean
Is that a mexican poncho
Or is that a sears poncho?
Hmmm... no foolin ...
Mr. Zappa
Sorely missed musical genius.
Me and the pygmy pony.
RR
“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.”
― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
RE: Hello
quote:
ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
I never said that I did not want what is underneath. But yes, if I also remove their undergarments, if any, you can have them . . .
I did get used to sleeping with two females every night on a full sized bed . . .
Zorch
canine or feline?
Feline.
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child-
MrRoadrunner
- Posts: 1323
- Joined: Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:25 pm
RE: Hello
ORIGINAL: Zorch
Que sera sera.ORIGINAL: Orm
Que?
What ever will be, will be.
RR
“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.”
― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
RE: Hello
Measuring so everything will be put in the correct place?
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
RE: Hello
At least you still have brain cells.ORIGINAL: Zap
ORIGINAL: MrRoadrunner
This has gotten beyond creepy.
RR
The result of me listening to Frank Zappa as a youth. Brain cells twisted in the wrong direction.[;)]
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RE: Hello
. . . Basic errors here ladies, basic, dare I say, school boy errors.
Warspite1 needs to check his genders. Ladies are not boys so they can not make school boy errors. Those ladies can help the school boys make errors . . .
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia ChildRE: Hello
warspite1ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
. . . Basic errors here ladies, basic, dare I say, school boy errors.
Warspite1 needs to check his genders. Ladies are not boys so they can not make school boy errors. Those ladies can help the school boys make errors . . .
A 'school boy error' is a simple saying old boy.
Now Maitland, now's your time!
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