THE THREAD!!!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Telemecus
I feel compelled to second you.

I quite understand. My awesomeness compels you. Go ahead and second me. Let's move this along to a popular vote.

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: Telemecus

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

The result of my extremely brief and unscientific count of NPs is in!
Complaints will be placed in a circular plastic container and given all of the attention they deserve.


Nashvillen* 1,204,339

Chickenboy 34 (+ or minus 2.5)

Orm XVIII

rustysi 14

Lecivius 3 to the 3rd power + 7 mod 4

USSAmerica nein

Zovs 6

BBfanboy 5

witpqs 4

Zorch 3.14158

Grollub 2

RangerJoe naught

Warspite1 -1


*1,000,000,000 is subtracted for filler posts

Yup. Makes perfect sense to me. Counting sure looks about right.

I hereby accept the positive integer with the greatest positive nominal value as proof positive of my INP certitude and general all-around awesomeness. I so self-nominate.

Are there any seconds to my self-nomination?

I am so chuffed with my naught I feel compelled to second you.

I should declare at the outset of this election I am completely open to all forms of bribery.

You don't even rate a naught. You are not even listed!

[Telemecus]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Telemecus
I feel compelled to second you.

I quite understand. My awesomeness compels you. Go ahead and second me. Let's move this along to a popular vote.

But we can let unpopular people vote too.

Chickenboy can I be your campaign manager?

[RangerJoe]

quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Telemecus
I feel compelled to second you.



I quite understand. My awesomeness compels you. Go ahead and second me. Let's move this along to a popular vote.



But we can let unpopular people vote too.

Chickenboy can I be your campaign manager?




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[nashvillen]

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

INP![8D]

Spambot... [;)][;)][;)]

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: nashvillen

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

INP![8D]

Spambot... [;)][;)][;)]

It worked. Now I have a toehold. Maybe I can find a picture of a toe . . .

Maybe a picture of a toe in a glass of whiskey . . .

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Telemecus

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Telemecus
I feel compelled to second you.

I quite understand. My awesomeness compels you. Go ahead and second me. Let's move this along to a popular vote.

But we can let unpopular people vote too.

Chickenboy can I be your campaign manager?

Wow! Nice! [:D]

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

... I so self-nominate.

Are there any seconds to my self-nomination?

Personally, I don't want to know what you do with yourself in your private moments, and I certainly am not interested in seconds!

[Zorch]

CB's candidacy assumes that he can count without having to use someone else's appendages.
Perhaps it would be a good idea to verify this beforehand...

[RangerJoe]

Well, I can post pictures of my hands and feet if necessary. [;)]

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

CB's candidacy assumes that he can count without having to use someone else's appendages.
Perhaps it would be a good idea to verify this beforehand...

Or before toe.

[Orm]

Good morning, Gentlemen. Ladies.

[Orm]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

The result of my extremely brief and unscientific count of NPs is in!
Complaints will be placed in a circular plastic container and given all of the attention they deserve.


Nashvillen* 1,204,339

Chickenboy 34 (+ or minus 2.5)

Orm XVIII

rustysi 14

Lecivius 3 to the 3rd power + 7 mod 4

USSAmerica nein

Zovs 6

BBfanboy 5

witpqs 4

Zorch 3.14158

Grollub 2

RangerJoe naught

Warspite1 -1


*1,000,000,000 is subtracted for filler posts

Yup. Makes perfect sense to me. Counting sure looks about right.

I hereby accept the positive integer with the greatest positive nominal value as proof positive of my INP certitude and general all-around awesomeness. I so self-nominate.

Are there any seconds to my self-nomination?

I am sorry, but your self-nomination is rejected. The great, and awesome, Chickenboy has decided that self-nomination is not allowed.

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

[RangerJoe]

Good morning. Or afternoon where you are.

ORIGINAL: Orm

Good morning, Gentlemen. Ladies.

But what about me? I am a not a gentleman!

[Telemecus]

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Good morning. Or afternoon where you are.

ORIGINAL: Orm

Good morning, Gentlemen. Ladies.

But what about me? I am a not a gentleman!

Good afternoon, small furry creature from Alpha Centauri

[Zorch]

Nanu, Nanu?

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

[Orm]

Good morning, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Smegheads, Geniuses, Petty Officers, Gits, Explorers, Mammals, Marshals, Worms, Nerds, Admirals, Chickenboy, Sailors, and good morning to the rest of you as well. I hope you all have a nice day.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Orm

Good morning, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Smegheads, Geniuses, Petty Officers, Gits, Explorers, Mammals, Marshals, Worms, Nerds, Admirals, Chickenboy, Sailors, and good morning to the rest of you as well. I hope you all have a nice day.

Some of us fall into more than one of the above categories. And some of us fall, period.

Smegheads? Is that from Red Dwarf?