THE THREAD!!!

[USSAmerica]

This is how you do an INP! [8D]

All hail THE THREAD!!! [&o][&o][&o]

[btd64]

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Good afternoon....GP

[Zorch]

Rock on!

[Orm]

Good evening.

[btd64]

ORIGINAL: Orm

Good evening.

Good evening to you Orm....GP

[RangerJoe]

Good afternoon.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Good afternoon.

It's a 'gooder' afternoon for some than others.

[btd64]

Good night humans.

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Good afternoon.

It's a 'gooder' afternoon for some than others.

One must be a Scout with the tube, he is prepared!

[RangerJoe]

Something to think about:

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Something to think about:

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.

[:D]
Politically incorrect! Unfair to blondes! Why don't brunettes and redheads get equal mention in your jokes?

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Something to think about:

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.

[:D]
Politically incorrect! Unfair to blondes! Why don't brunettes and redheads get equal mention in your jokes?

It is a known fact that genetically, redheads are a pain . . . [;)]

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

[btd64]

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Something to think about:

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.

Maybe I've been around too long, but that joke has some mileage to it as well. Still funny though....GP

[btd64]

Good morning humans....GP

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: btd64

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Something to think about:

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.

Maybe I've been around too long, but that joke has some mileage to it as well. Still funny though....GP

If a blonde told this joke, what would she/he replace 'blonde' with?

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Something to think about:

[:D]
Politically incorrect! Unfair to blondes! Why don't brunettes and redheads get equal mention in your jokes?

It is a known fact that genetically, redheads are a pain . . . [;)]

As a redhead, I will make your prophecy self-fulfilling [:D]

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: btd64

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Something to think about:

Maybe I've been around too long, but that joke has some mileage to it as well. Still funny though....GP

If a blonde told this joke, what would she/he replace 'blonde' with?

"a man" [:D]

[USSAmerica]

Good morning - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]

[USSAmerica]

Got my last errand completed early this morning. My wife and I are now able to stay away from other humans for up to 5-6 weeks if we stretch our food a bit. We are very fortunate in our situation and my job. Still hoping it won't come to that, but "have it and not need it" is the order of the day in the USS America household.

I hope all of my Thread Brothers and your families are safe, healthy, and able to stay that way!