THE THREAD!!!

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

ORIGINAL: USSAmerica

Got my last errand completed early this morning. My wife and I are now able to stay away from other humans for up to 5-6 weeks if we stretch our food a bit. We are very fortunate in our situation and my job. Still hoping it won't come to that, but "have it and not need it" is the order of the day in the USS America household.

I hope all of my Thread Brothers and your families are safe, healthy, and able to stay that way!

Please take care Mike and all our other forumites!

BTW, I told you that you were extremely lucky that your cruise was aborted... you would have been in big trouble if you traveled on that cruise ship...


Leo "Apollo11"

[Zorch]

I hope this isn't too topical.

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

ORIGINAL: USSAmerica

Got my last errand completed early this morning. My wife and I are now able to stay away from other humans for up to 5-6 weeks if we stretch our food a bit. We are very fortunate in our situation and my job. Still hoping it won't come to that, but "have it and not need it" is the order of the day in the USS America household.

I hope all of my Thread Brothers and your families are safe, healthy, and able to stay that way!

Please take care Mike and all our other forumites!

BTW, I told you that you were extremely lucky that your cruise was aborted... you would have been in big trouble if you traveled on that cruise ship...


Leo "Apollo11"

You are quite right about our cruise, Leo. [8D]

How are things with you and your family?

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

I hope this isn't too topical.

[:D]

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

I hope this isn't too topical.

No masks, respirators, nor containment suits. That was just their bottle of joy juice!

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy



[:D]
Politically incorrect! Unfair to blondes! Why don't brunettes and redheads get equal mention in your jokes?

It is a known fact that genetically, redheads are a pain . . . [;)]

As a redhead, I will make your prophecy self-fulfilling [:D]

It is a known fact that redheads need 20 percent more pain relievers to get the same amount of pain relief. It is in their jeans.

[btd64]

ORIGINAL: USSAmerica

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: btd64




Maybe I've been around too long, but that joke has some mileage to it as well. Still funny though....GP

If a blonde told this joke, what would she/he replace 'blonde' with?

"a man" [:D]

Are you sure the blonde is smart enough to change genders [:D]....GP

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe




It is a known fact that genetically, redheads are a pain . . . [;)]

As a redhead, I will make your prophecy self-fulfilling [:D]

It is a known fact that redheads need 20 percent more pain relievers to get the same amount of pain relief. It is in their jeans.

My jeans? Nothing comes between me and Brooke Shields' jeans.

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: Zorch



As a redhead, I will make your prophecy self-fulfilling [:D]

It is a known fact that redheads need 20 percent more pain relievers to get the same amount of pain relief. It is in their jeans.

My jeans? Nothing comes between me and Brooke Shields' jeans.

Right word, wrong spelling. Genes, not jeans.

[btd64]

ORIGINAL: USSAmerica

ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

ORIGINAL: USSAmerica

Got my last errand completed early this morning. My wife and I are now able to stay away from other humans for up to 5-6 weeks if we stretch our food a bit. We are very fortunate in our situation and my job. Still hoping it won't come to that, but "have it and not need it" is the order of the day in the USS America household.

I hope all of my Thread Brothers and your families are safe, healthy, and able to stay that way!

Please take care Mike and all our other forumites!

BTW, I told you that you were extremely lucky that your cruise was aborted... you would have been in big trouble if you traveled on that cruise ship...


Leo "Apollo11"

You are quite right about our cruise, Leo. [8D]

How are things with you and your family?

A friend of mine had her cruise canceled before she could get them on the phone....GP

[btd64]

Back in January I had a hunch about the condition this country would be in, so today we are in good shape....GP

INP ALL HAIL THE THREAD [:D][:D][:D]

Did I get this right....GP

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

My jeans? Nothing comes between me and Brooke Shields' jeans.

What about that restraining order? [:'(]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: btd64
Did I get this right....GP

Noobs is gonna noob I guess. [;)]

No. You did not get that right. This thread-THE THREAD!!! has always been all caps followed by three (not two, or even one) exclamation marks.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

My jeans? Nothing comes between me and Brooke Shields' jeans.

What about that restraining order? [:'(]

It only restrained her Calvins...not her bell bottoms.

[btd64]

Good night humans....GP

[Telemecus]

ORIGINAL: btd64

Good night humans....GP

For tomorrow we shall be zombies! [:D]

[Zorch]

Spring is here (kinda sorta)

[btd64]

Good morning humans....GP

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

Good day!


Leo "Apollo11"

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

ORIGINAL: USSAmerica

How are things with you and your family?

We are all OK - thanks for asking!

I will work during the lockdown crisis (we in EU are in 100% lockdown since yesterday) whole time... essential personnel...


Leo "Apollo11"