Laxatives sell out as hoarders try to make use of excess toilet paper
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Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia ChildRE: THE THREAD!!!
My wife called me at work and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”
Sounding concerned, I replied, “No…”
She responded, “How about now?”
Sounding concerned, I replied, “No…”
She responded, “How about now?”
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child-
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Good Saturday afternoon - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]
Mike
"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett
"They need more rum punch" - Me
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"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett
"They need more rum punch" - Me
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I can always count on my Thread Brothers for plenty of timely humor! [:D]
Mike
"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett
"They need more rum punch" - Me
Artwork by The Amazing Dixie
"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett
"They need more rum punch" - Me
Artwork by The Amazing Dixie
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Stress - the inability to choke the $hit out of someone who so desperately needs it.
Some people in the mental health field start asking if I plan on hurting anyone, other people in the mental health field laugh. If anyone gives me a funny look, I ask "Married? Have children?" Then a look of complete understanding comes over their face.
Some people in the mental health field start asking if I plan on hurting anyone, other people in the mental health field laugh. If anyone gives me a funny look, I ask "Married? Have children?" Then a look of complete understanding comes over their face.
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia ChildRE: THE THREAD!!!
A cannibal: A man who loves his fellow man
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with gravy! [:'(]
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with gravy! [:'(]
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia ChildRE: THE THREAD!!!
ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
A cannibal: A man who loves his fellow man
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with gravy! [:'(]
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ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
A cannibal: A man who loves his fellow man
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with gravy! [:'(]
A young cannibal boy was out with his father when they spotted a young lady bathing in a pool. The boy said "Hey dad, hit her over the head, take her home, and we can have her for supper!" [:'(]
The father said "I have a better idea. I'll hit her over the head, we will take her home, and we'll have your mother for supper!" [:D]
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
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There are plenty more paper jokes BTW
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especially in these final days ...
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And then INP of paper!
Are all these intentional new pages of paper irresponsible?
Are all these intentional new pages of paper irresponsible?
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Well, you can report to us how it went after you use your paper INP to wipe yourself ...ORIGINAL: Telemecus
And then INP of paper!
Are all these intentional new pages of paper irresponsible?
No matter how bad a situation is, you can always make it worse. - Chris Hadfield : An Astronaut's Guide To Life On Earth
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Oh the humor of it all. Good afternoon....GP
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I wonder whether the ancient Egyptians hoarded papyrus during plagues. I mean, you can't wash your hands with a hieroglyphic inscription...
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ORIGINAL: Zorch
I wonder whether the ancient Egyptians hoarded papyrus during plagues. I mean, you can't wash your hands with a hieroglyphic inscription...
I now realise how rough life was for the vikings ...
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On the other hand, they had ice sports.ORIGINAL: Telemecus
ORIGINAL: Zorch
I wonder whether the ancient Egyptians hoarded papyrus during plagues. I mean, you can't wash your hands with a hieroglyphic inscription...
I now realise how rough life was for the vikings ...
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How about personal hygiene?
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Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
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I thought we had agreed that there would be no pictures of feet posted. [:(] [&:]
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
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Good morning, Gentlemen. Ladies. Barbarians.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
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Human feet, that is.ORIGINAL: Orm
I thought we had agreed that there would be no pictures of feet posted. [:(] [&:]
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