THE THREAD!!!

[Dixie]

Really?

[Telemecus]

Can you do the Fandango?

[Zorch]

This silliness must stop.

[Dixie]

ORIGINAL: Telemecus

Can you do the Fandango?

Why, yes. Yes I can.

[Zorch]

I have ordered Matrix to lock this thread, as it is a vast waste of time, has no redeeming social value, and expects everyone to be surprised by our nice red uniforms and fanatical devotion to the...forget it [8|]

[Dixie]

Pfft. I didn't listen to officers when I was in the military and should have been. I won't start now!

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

Pfft. I didn't listen to officers when I was in the military and should have been. I won't start now!

Well you should have...

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Dixie

Pfft. I didn't listen to officers when I was in the military and should have been. I won't start now!

Well you should have...

Why listen to the officers? They get the entire unit lost when they are given the map.

[Telemecus]

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
Why listen to the officers? They get the entire unit lost when they are given the map.

[Telemecus]

and also ....

[Telemecus]

INP

And yeah the 200 guy! [;)]

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: Telemecus

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
Why listen to the officers? They get the entire unit lost when they are given the map.

There was a US Army paratrooper demonstration. A Sergeant said that he had made over 50 jumps. An older gentleman said that he was a paratrooper too. The Sergeant asked him how many jumps he had made. The old man said "Five. North Africa, Sicily, Salerno, Normandy, Holland . . . " I guess that he figured that those were the only ones that counted!

[Zorch]

Social Distancing for Cowboy fans...

https://twitter.com/PHLPublicHealth/sta ... as-cowboys

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Telemecus

INP

And yeah the 200 guy! [;)]

[Dixie]

This social isolation lockdown stuff is hard work with two small children. It's like having a pair of demented parrots who have learned to talk about Pokèmon at a volume I have only experienced whilst working with jet engines. It's a good job they've already been born, else this past week would have put me right off the idea of having children, the pair of them are stuck on transmit. [X(]

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

This social isolation lockdown stuff is hard work with two small children. It's like having a pair of demented parrots who have learned to talk about Pokèmon at a volume I have only experienced whilst working with jet engines. It's a good job they've already been born, else this past week would have put me right off the idea of having children, the pair of them are stuck on transmit. [X(]

.... and you come to THE THREAD!!! for a bit of sanity. I see. [:D]

[Dixie]

ORIGINAL: USSAmerica

ORIGINAL: Dixie

This social isolation lockdown stuff is hard work with two small children. It's like having a pair of demented parrots who have learned to talk about Pokèmon at a volume I have only experienced whilst working with jet engines. It's a good job they've already been born, else this past week would have put me right off the idea of having children, the pair of them are stuck on transmit. [X(]

.... and you come to THE THREAD!!! for a bit of sanity. I see. [:D]

This should tell you how bad things have got, if this place is more normal than my current situation....

[USSAmerica]

My wife and I are home with just us and the two cats. No children here, but we do say there is no adult supervision in our home. [:D]

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: USSAmerica

ORIGINAL: Dixie

This social isolation lockdown stuff is hard work with two small children. It's like having a pair of demented parrots who have learned to talk about Pokèmon at a volume I have only experienced whilst working with jet engines. It's a good job they've already been born, else this past week would have put me right off the idea of having children, the pair of them are stuck on transmit. [X(]

.... and you come to THE THREAD!!! for a bit of sanity. I see. [:D]

Get the children some chewy, sticky taffy.

[btd64]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

This social isolation lockdown stuff is hard work with two small children. It's like having a pair of demented parrots who have learned to talk about Pokèmon at a volume I have only experienced whilst working with jet engines. It's a good job they've already been born, else this past week would have put me right off the idea of having children, the pair of them are stuck on transmit. [X(]

My wife and I have my daughter and husband plus two grandchildren. All in a 3 bedroom apartment. The place just isn't big enough....GP