M4 Jess is gonna join a on-line dating service!!!

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 3:07 am

ok...help me write my profile!

go..................................

Les_the_Sarge_9_1 · Post by **Les_the_Sarge_9_1** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:27 am

Are you serious man?

Ok how about this.

Dedicated male looking for suitable female.

Strongpoints, willing to support the underdog (he likes shermans remember).

Not afraid of taking risks (rides a sherman).

Strong personality (obvious size isnt important, he rides a sherman).

Capable of laughing at himself (useful when you ride a sherman).

Not a slave to trend (otherwise he wouldn't be in a sherman).

Able to commit (you gotta be committed to ride a sherman).

How about that Jess

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:32 am

Les the Sarge 9-1 wrote:Are you serious man?

Ok how about this.

Dedicated male looking for suitable female.

Strongpoints, willing to support the underdog (he likes shermans remember).

Not afraid of taking risks (rides a sherman).

Strong personality (obvious size isnt important, he rides a sherman).

Capable of laughing at himself (useful when you ride a sherman).

Not a slave to trend (otherwise he wouldn't be in a sherman).

Able to commit (you gotta be committed to ride a sherman).

How about that Jess

What about my income!!! :rolleyes:

Buzzard45 · Post by **Buzzard45** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 6:52 am

Dedicated? What's this dedicated crap? That means you can only do one thing..........Okay so you are dedicated but I ain't gonna say what it is

Ask yourself what theywant and then try to make yourself fit that. You'd be better to ask what women want in a man. Schlong size isn't part of it. So what do women want?

I think we need a poll to get more ideas but I'd guess because no man is officially allowed to KNOW:

1. A good provider ( read: rich )financially stable will do

2. A confident decision maker (read: not a wishy washy wimp)

3. Ability to understand and compromise (read: will her take orders)

4. Be in need of a female's help with whatever, decor and clothing advice? or anything else you might be weak in, in their opinion that is. (read: yah gotta need them so they be in control) what lady can resist a man's request to help him pick out a wardrobe or decorate his apartment.

5. Considered attractive (your Mom likes you doesn't she?) No one wants to be below their station and no one is ugly in their own mind.

6.add some mystery or adventure. (read: I'm romantic) tease them about a trip or special dinner or a picture of you in a crowd of people.(which is me?)

Throw the hook but have some bait on it.

Good Luck Jess.

VikingNo2 · Post by **VikingNo2** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 10:10 pm

Wanted woman named Olga with a Sherman tatoo on ***

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:24 pm

VikingNo2 wrote:Wanted woman named Olga with a Sherman tatoo on ***

I likey!!!!

Fallschirmjager · Post by **Fallschirmjager** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:06 am

Doesnt mind smoking (he is around shermans after all)
Hates cats

Vathailos · Post by **Vathailos** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:07 am

**applause**

Les receives an A+

Quick posters!

Honorable Mention for Fallshirm & Viking

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:43 am

***Sexy Sherman driver seeks Single She-Tiger for serious one-on-one***

Interested in a little Cupola Cuddling or some fun drives in the woods?

The right woman can look forward to a serious relationship with frequent Alt-Overrun manuvers

Maybe I'm not a "Jumbo" but I am a laid-back "Easy 8"

My turret or yours?

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:06 am

Bernie wrote:***Sexy Sherman driver seeks Single She-Tiger for serious one-on-one***

Interested in a little Cupola Cuddling or some fun drives in the woods?

The right woman can look forward to a serious relationship with frequent Alt-Overrun manuvers

Maybe I'm not a "Jumbo" but I am a laid-back "Easy 8"

My turret or yours?

LMAO
You da man Bernie

Capt Chris · Post by **Capt Chris** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:47 pm

Just don't mention that your have a 76mm gun!

It'll take at least a 155 to impress the freuleins!

VikingNo2 · Post by **VikingNo2** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 9:54 pm

You might want to warn her that since you are a Sherman drive you will only be able to penatrate her from the rear LOL

Capt. Pixel · Post by **Capt. Pixel** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 3:17 am

VikingNo2 wrote:You might want to warn her that since you are a Sherman drive you will only be able to penatrate her from the rear LOL

LOL

I'd think you'd benefit promoting the 8-incher if you want to get any real action. Of course, metric numbers do look more impressive. (203mm !!! I'm not sure she can handle it.

)

Whatever you do don't mention your Duplex Drive. No telling what might respond to that tidbit.

Definitely go with the 'Olga' twist - Olgas need lovin' too! :p

Any way you do it, good luck to you old fella.

Capt. Pixel · Post by **Capt. Pixel** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 3:32 am

Seriously, though ---

I did the same thing ten years ago and I'm still married to her and still happy (mostly)

So I sincerely wish you good luck, but you'll certainly have to go through a bunch of Balrogs in the woodpile first. (you wouldn't believe what's out there. It can be truly frightening sometimes :shudder: )

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 3:48 am

Capt. Pixel wrote:Seriously, though ---

I did the same thing ten years ago and I'm still married to her and still happy (mostly)

So I sincerely wish you good luck, but you'll certainly have to go through a bunch of Balrogs in the woodpile first. (you wouldn't believe what's out there. It can be truly frightening sometimes :shudder: )

Yep, it can be very strange out there, unlike in here where things are "normal"

Seriously though, dating services do work. I've met a number of lovely ladies through them, some of whom I still stay in contact with, and others whom I've yet to actually meet. All in all, it's fun, and seldom boring.

Buzzard45 · Post by **Buzzard45** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 6:39 am

We get details after, right? :rolleyes:

Or are you holding out for Kentucky over beers? You gotta share with your buds.

Silencer · Post by **Silencer** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 1:57 pm

Geez, all this talk about the big guns. What does it really mean?

Your target is soft bodied so higher penetration can mean less effective damage.
You have a harder time tracking your target to fire if it moves.
It takes those big guns longer to reload and generally have less ammo which means if the first shot doesn't do the trick you've got a lot longer to wait usually. :p

Lots of luck though Jess, you're going to need it. My own experience with dating services is bad, only 3 responses. One was a Bi couple, another was well outside of my comfort zone, and the third stood me up, which since I've found out more I am grateful for.

Now it's back to being single after ending my relationship with my Fiancée because she decided not to wait another few months so I could help her finacially to move across to Armidale (the university town near where I presently live).

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:37 pm

I got my 1st responce!

man that woman fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...

I know I know.........

Silencer · Post by **Silencer** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 6:04 pm

Yeah well, I never had that particular problem (well the one who didn't turn up wasn't what I'd call good looking by any stretch of imagination, but that wasn't the reason I am glad she did stand me up). I didn't mind the look of the guy and his wife, I just don't go for the group scene. Beware though Jess, my ex is around your way at present. I'd hate you to go through the same crap I did with her.

Capt Chris · Post by **Capt Chris** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:51 pm

M4 Jess wrote:I got my 1st responce!

man that woman fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...

I know I know.........

Well then you have no place to go up... right???

M4 Jess is gonna join a on-line dating service!!!

M4 Jess is gonna join a on-line dating service!!!

Yah gotta know what they want

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