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ToS received 'Very good' just by looking at !

Review of the third kind
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Heh. "I don't play computer games as they are bad for my eyes, break me out in spots and cause small doses of wind" I'm glad that doesn't happen to all of us! :D
We sometimes catch a window
A glimpse of what's beyond
Was it just imagination
Stringing us along?
More things than are dreamed about
Unseen and unexplained
We suspend our disbelief
And we are entertained
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Odd how that makes so much more sense than the majority of reviews where the author has played the game.. :D
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tarendelcymir wrote:Heh. "I don't play computer games as they are bad for my eyes, break me out in spots and cause small doses of wind" I'm glad that doesn't happen to all of us! :D
This happens when you're hit with a neutron blaster. Imagine piloting your titan with a full body rash while all the capillaries in your eyes begin to burst. That's not even the worst of it.
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rosary wrote:This happens when you're hit with a neutron blaster. Imagine piloting your titan with a full body rash while all the capillaries in your eyes begin to burst. That's not even the worst of it.
And then the EM Pulser takes out your scanner, so the radar doesn't even work. :)

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"The trick is to be angled just right so when your Titan's engine shuts down, you fall behind the cover."

--"Running the Redline", page 37.
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