ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Man, that was a rough week. After much aggravation, I seem to have the MS 2 factor identification software running. I got "migrated" which means my organizational software (EMR, Outlook, TigerText etc etc) was transferred to another set of servers and protocols and s^^^ like that. Everything freaking stopped working.
Anyway, I was ordered to quarantine and I can't do any patient care from home because I can't get emails or TigerText or see lab results or charts...etc.etc. Well admin hack sees my "tasks" building up but does not know I am not in the office so they start sending me threatening emails..."Dear Dr. Mandrake....blah,blah, blah"....and then later "Listen you worthless deadbeat if you don't get your tasks done we are going to send Fat Tony over there..."
Well, I survive the quarantine, it's not COVID but the first day back they CANCEL all my patients without telling me so I can sit there like a clerk-typist and work on my tasks. [:@]
FAM: Why didn't you at least notify me?
Admin Hack: We sent you three emails. [:-]
I will not be kind when the annual reviews come up.
I am glad that you are back.
Payback can be fun!
Of course, you should send them a referral to a proctologist so they can have their head removed from their rectal oriface. Of course, you don't have to be so polite in your referral letter.

Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”

; Julia Child
