"D@mn the Defiant!" Caption This

[AbsntMndedProf]

Eric Maietta

[chief]

"Capt. The men are restless since Bosun Bernie Captured that Sea Bat." "You'd better come on deck and look at it."

[tracer]

"Listen mister, I have no idea where your pants are, now get back to work."

[TheChin]

"According to this egg timer, we've been having this staring contest for 2 hours, let's call it a draw"

[Belisarius]

"Is that a dead squirrel on your shoulder?"

or

"We're men - we're men in tights!"

[Bernie]

"No, you can't flog the laundry detail for starching your truss!"

[mogami]

"It was in the Captains cabin that Mr Farnswaggle first realized it took more then a hat, a telescope, and a cannon to command"

[Static]

"ok....so i point the end with the round hole towards the bad guys.......then what?"