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SLAAKIE · Post by **SLAAKIE** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:16 pm

BACK IS THE GREAT SLAAKIE!

INVINCIBLE ARE THE HORDES OF SLAAKERY! SEND ME YOUR CHAMPION FOR FAIR AND SQUARE FIGHT TO THE END :p :p :p THEN PREPARE TO BE SUBJUGATED!!!

PS BOOBS ARE GREAT TOO

SLAAKIE · Post by **SLAAKIE** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:15 pm

MORE THAN 100 PEOPLE LOOK AT THIS THREAD AND NOBODY DARES ANSWER???!!!

FOR SHAME.
COWARDS!!!
LOSERS!!!:D

HERE IS THE CHALLENGE: SLAAKIE WILL EVEN PLAY GERMANS IN 43. NO DOUBLE SAVE. NO TRICKS. LORENZOS HOUSE RULES LIKE IN THE OTHER THREAD. SLAAKIE ALWAYS TAKES MOSCOU.
YOU HAVE 10 DAYS TO ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE.
IF NOBODY DARES, THEN SLAAKIE IS RIGHTLY ACCLAIMED AS THE BEST WIR PLAYER EVER. SO GOOD THAT EVERYBODY IS TERRIFIED OF MEETING HIM

10 DAYS. STARTING NOW.
CRUSHING YOU WILL BE EASIER THAN SQUEEZING BOOBS!!!

:p :p :p

SLAAKIE · Post by **SLAAKIE** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:30 pm

9 DAYS!!!

YOU CHICKENS

:p :p :p

MikeB · Post by **MikeB** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 6:40 am

Your verbalage is renowned.
I now have 2 games going and a potential 3rd restarting.

I dont play the Lorenzo rules.
I like HQ Mules.
I hate German Blizzard shatter rule.
I consider Germans to be a rapier against Russian Bludgeon/broadsword.

If you survive...i may be available to you xmas 04.
Mike

SLAAKIE · Post by **SLAAKIE** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:34 am

HELLO MIKAEL. WELCOME. WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR STAY. SO LONG NOW. SORRY NO HARD TITS FOR YOU TO SUCK ON. THOSE ARE FOR THE REAL MEN

SO ARE YOU REAL MEN OR ARE YOU REALLY JUST A BUNCH OF MICE???:p :p :p
8 DAYS!!!

SLAAKIE · Post by **SLAAKIE** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:41 pm

7 DAYS, SCARETY CATS!!!

JagdFlanker · Post by **JagdFlanker** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 6:18 pm

Alright! Fine! Stop screamin! Ow, my ears! 2 of my 3 games are going REALLY slow, so i got the time. I'll play sovs, you pick the year. I'v only ever played the '41 campaign so i'll be learning the hard way if '42 on is picked, but i'm sure i'll catch on

. You'l be suckling on the sour teats of Defeat and snuggling with the hairy legs of Death!

bcgnkirov!yahoo.ca

replace ! with @

SLAAKMAN · Post by **SLAAKMAN** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:03 pm

AH MY YOUNG LOYAL MINION CONTINUES TO MAKE US ALL VERY PROUD. CHARGE INTO THE GUNS O GREAT SLAAKIE AND MAY YOU FIND THE BOOBS OF DESTINY!!

deVada · Post by **deVada** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:34 am

Good that someone has picked up the gauntlet.
Can we have an AAR ??

It would be very nice to see who is wrong about crushing the enemy ...

JagdFlanker · Post by **JagdFlanker** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 6:04 pm

well, slakkboy seems like he knows how to trash talk so i was curious. plus he likes boobs and i can't argue with that!

I'll try to put up the occasional map a la my K62 game, but they only let you post up to 0.5Mb total and each map is 100Kb+, so i might not do every turn.

SLAAKIE · Post by **SLAAKIE** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 9:19 pm

AH, FINALLY! THERE IS SOMEBODY HERE WHO ACTUALLY WEARS PANTS.

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND THE FULL FORCE OF THE UNLEASHED SLAAK IN 41 AND 42. THAT IS WHY YOU ARE GIVEN A 1% CHANCE TO HOLD MOSCOW IN CAMPAIGN 43. MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
LORENZOS RULES. TWO TURNS EVERY WEEK, TUESDAY AND SUNDAY. IF YOU DO NOT ANSWER BACK FOR THREE WEEKS YOU LOSE. FIRST SMASHING TURN WILL COME TO YOU SOON.

MikeB · Post by **MikeB** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 9:39 pm

Apparently, Slakie i allowed out from the dog house ONLY 2 times per week. Now, there is Someone we should all appreciate.

Josans · Post by **Josans** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:38 pm

SLAAKIE wrote:AH, FINALLY! THERE IS SOMEBODY HERE WHO ACTUALLY WEARS PANTS.
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND THE FULL FORCE OF THE UNLEASHED SLAAK IN 41 AND 42. THAT IS WHY YOU ARE GIVEN A 1% CHANCE TO HOLD MOSCOW IN CAMPAIGN 43. MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
LORENZOS RULES. TWO TURNS EVERY WEEK, TUESDAY AND SUNDAY. IF YOU DO NOT ANSWER BACK FOR THREE WEEKS YOU LOSE. FIRST SMASHING TURN WILL COME TO YOU SOON.

Hey SLAAKIE, two turns a week, in 43 campaign, I´m sure you I will hold Moscow. You will be able to hold Berlin before 44 ends? :p

JagdFlanker · Post by **JagdFlanker** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:40 am

Good enough! We are playing 3.3, right? As that's all I have. could you clarify/agree with the clarifications I posted for the house rules? It's in a lower thread called house rules website.

It may take 3 or 4 days to do the first turn as i have no '43 experience so i have to organize everything and come up with a game plan. but it's gonna be fun!!

Just for the record, how many WiR games have you played? And are slakkie and slakkman the same guy posting on this thread?

SLAAKIE · Post by **SLAAKIE** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:45 am

WELL WELL NOW EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE BEATEN BY SLAAKIE

O GREAT SLAAKCHIEF SO MANY CONVERTS TO SLAAKERY I WILL GAIN!
DONT HURRY BOYS THERES ENOUGH BOOBS FOR EVERYBODY. FIRST I OBLITERATE THE MOST COURAGEOUS, FLANKER. THEN THE LESS COURAGEOUS, JOSEPH, WILL BITE THE DUST. ANYBODY ELSE WANNA GET ON MY LIST?

SLAAKMAN · Post by **SLAAKMAN** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:41 am

MIGHTY SLAAKIE TAKE THEIR WOMEN AND SQUEEEEEEEZE!!! WHAT IS GREAT IN LIFE??! CRUSH ALL ANTISLAAK, DRIVE THEIR ASSETS INTO OUR VAULTS, HEARKEN TO THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR HAREMS IN OUR BEDS!!! CHAAAAAAAAARGE!!!

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