The AE Geezer Thread!

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: btd64

Hey All, don't forget to lift a glass to the men lost on this day 77 years ago. [:'(]....GP

To absent companions.

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: eskuche

You have an awfully nice computer for a geezer.

Am I allowed to grump at the tender young age of 30?

Yes, but remember:

[eskuche]

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
Yes, but remember:

A reply from my generation:
What the f*** did you just f****** say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f****** words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the Internet? Think again, f******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f***** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a** off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***** tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you g***** idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***** dead, kiddo.

[USSAmerica]

Sounds about right. [:D]

[BBfanboy]

Wait - what? Gorilla warfare? Does he mean he was trained to fight gorillas or to fight like a gorilla - or maybe to think like a gorilla? The latter seems most likely.

Why is it the guys who are most trained to use deadly force to fight for freedom and the rule of law just want to use that training to suppress other citizens? GRUMP!

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: eskuche

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
Yes, but remember:

A reply from my generation:
What the f*** did you just f****** say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f****** words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the Internet? Think again, f******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f***** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a** off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***** tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you g***** idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***** dead, kiddo.

[:-]

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Wait - what? Gorilla warfare? Does he mean he was trained to fight gorillas or to fight like a gorilla - or maybe to think like a gorilla? The latter seems most likely.

Why is it the guys who are most trained to use deadly force to fight for freedom and the rule of law just want to use that training to suppress other citizens? GRUMP!

Unknown, I as taught to respect others.

I will see what someone thinks of this.[8|]

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: eskuche

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
Yes, but remember:

A reply from my generation:
What the f*** did you just f****** say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f****** words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the Internet? Think again, f******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f***** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a** off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***** tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you g***** idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***** dead, kiddo.

[:-]

I am unsure whether he posted that 'tongue in cheek' or as a serious presentation of his attitude. I prefer to think the former.

[eskuche]

If my tongue were any further up my cheek I would probably need to go see my doctor.

What I posted is a common copypasta, or provocative paragraph that’s a meme because it’s posted so much in random places. But seemed appropriate re: the picture Joe posted

[btd64]

ORIGINAL: eskuche

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
Yes, but remember:

A reply from my generation:
What the f*** did you just f****** say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f****** words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the Internet? Think again, f******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f***** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a** off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***** tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you g***** idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***** dead, kiddo.

Run for the hills RJ. [:D]....GP

[eskuche]

And of course bottoms up for the fallen. We are inaugurating France ‘44 board game by Mark Herman today initially unknowing of the special day!

[btd64]

ORIGINAL: eskuche

And of course bottoms up for the fallen. We are inaugurating France ‘44 board game by Mark Herman today initially unknowing of the special day!

Please explain?....GP

I see your in Ohio. So am I.....

[eskuche]

ORIGINAL: btd64

ORIGINAL: eskuche

And of course bottoms up for the fallen. We are inaugurating France ‘44 board game by Mark Herman today initially unknowing of the special day!

Please explain?....GP

I see your in Ohio. So am I.....

Well bein’ a mighty young youngster, Normandy ain’t something we keep track of too goodly!
France ‘44 is a board game about Normandy landings which happens to be my first board war game and it just happens to be played on D-day!

Go buckeyes…been here six years for a learnin’ and wife is starting work at OSU in a couple weeks.

[RangerJoe]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: eskuche




A reply from my generation:
What the f*** did you just f****** say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f****** words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the Internet? Think again, f******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f***** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a** off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***** tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you g***** idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***** dead, kiddo.

[:-]

I am unsure whether he posted that 'tongue in cheek' or as a serious presentation of his attitude. I prefer to think the former.

It does not matter what he thinks, it matters what I think.

[btd64]

ORIGINAL: eskuche

ORIGINAL: btd64

ORIGINAL: eskuche

And of course bottoms up for the fallen. We are inaugurating France ‘44 board game by Mark Herman today initially unknowing of the special day!

Please explain?....GP

I see your in Ohio. So am I.....

Well bein’ a mighty young youngster, Normandy ain’t something we keep track of too goodly!
France ‘44 is a board game about Normandy landings which happens to be my first board war game and it just happens to be played on D-day!

Go buckeyes…been here six years for a learnin’ and wife is starting work at OSU in a couple weeks.

My wife and I have been here for about 7 years or so. Outside of Columbus about 25 miles to the southeast....GP

[Edmon]

ORIGINAL: eskuche

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
Yes, but remember:

A reply from my generation:
What the f*** did you just f****** say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f****** words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the Internet? Think again, f******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f***** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a** off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***** tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you g***** idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***** dead, kiddo.

While I realise this is a CopyPasta that is older than dirt, it is nevertheless totally unacceptable content for our forums.

User was given a 1 week ban for this post.

Please keep all posting respectful at all times. Thanks guys.

[fcooke]

My wife woke up on the wrong side of the bed this am....I don't think we have the ability to ban her.

Thanks for doing you unenviable job. I do volunteer tax returns so I sort of get it. [:'(]

[btd64]

I felt that it was inappropriate. But someone else reported or saw this....GP

[fcooke]

For clarity - I am not backing the poster on this one but I can see how my post could be interpreted that way. My wife still woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I stand by that.

[btd64]

ORIGINAL: fcooke

For clarity - I am not backing the poster on this one but I can see how my post could be interpreted that way. My wife still woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I stand by that.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Grump....GP