Where is Brian Laundrie?

[ElvisJJonesRambo]

I had this dude's over/under for being captured at 30 days. He's 3 weeks in, not found, yet. Could live off Fast Food for $20/day.

1) He's dead already, jumped in the swamp with brick shoes
2) He's sleeping on a Florida Beach, eating fast-food bags in trash barrels
3) Will turn himself in, once that $5000 he folks gave him runs out.
4) Has no mental stamina to pull this off, will call his Mom and get busted soon.
5) Will get a job at carwash and get spotted
6) Living off the land (no way, he's weak, lived with his parents & worked at upper scale grocery store)
7) In Mexico (no way, not smart enough on his own, cannot speak Spanish)

Thoughts? The Bounty is $50,000 currently.

[Pvt_Grunt]

Surely there are some internet detectives on this already? Like in Dont F*** With Cats

[ElvisJJonesRambo]

ORIGINAL: Pvt_Grunt

Surely there are some internet detectives on this already? Like in Dont F*** With Cats

Agree, that's why I'd figure he's be captured under 30 days. So far, this dude is on the run. Good thing I didn't bet on the under, would be outta of time in 7 days.

[ThomasJay]

Dog the bounty hunter was looking for him at Fort Desoto Beach here in Pinellas county, where allegedly 3 Laundrie guests checked into a campground and 2 left. So I'm thinking most likely #2 on your list. Or as an alternative he wandered off the beach and made it to one of the areas of St Pete with a large unhoused population. Very easy to get lost in there.

[ElvisJJonesRambo]

ORIGINAL: ThomasJay

Dog the bounty hunter was looking for him at Fort Desoto Beach here in Pinellas county, where allegedly 3 Laundrie guests checked into a campground and 2 left. So I'm thinking most likely #2 on your list. Or as an alternative he wandered off the beach and made it to one of the areas of St Pete with a large unhoused population. Very easy to get lost in there.

St. Petersburg/Tampa/Clearwater sounds very reasonable. Large population center, lots of homeless with great weather. If I'm gonna be on the run, I'd even consider Ft. Meyers to Naples, but stay away from the rich people, they have time to spot nomads. Beaches have lots of trash cans and food tossed out. Visitors are there to party. Could even panhandle some coins.

If I was on the run, I would not goto a colder climate. What are you going to eat? Would have to break into someone's cottage and increase the odds of capture, big time. On a Florida beach, there's something to do. Plenty of trash cans to pick food out of. Maybe kill a bird or two to fry. In today's mask society, the city is better chance of survival. Obviously, Brian is walking around with a mask. He looks rather average, like any other 23-year old male. Nothing stands out with his appearance. Stupid looking eyes, crusty and unshaven. I'm sure by now, his beard is a grown 3-inches. I would be afraid to go into a homeless shelter or rescue mission, those people are always on the lookout. Florida is heavily patrolled. Bouncing between a couple of beach areas and tent city for awhile is the best bet. Deep down inside, he still feel close to his parents staying in Florida. Once he learns how to "survive", I'd head to Portland, Oregon or San Francisco/Seattle. The entire West Coast is full of Tent Cities, homeless and people that have no clue who he is. Florida law enforcement and citizens really wanna find this dude.

[Rising-Sun]

170k now, hard to say where he might be. The dog think he is somewhere on the island, not far from where he live. So he got some experience living out in the wild and survive. Pretty sure he gotten some help somewhere out there while he in the wilderness. Sooner or later he will get caught or wild animal will injured him or be killed. Even worst if he down in Florida, that place is loaded with alot of predators.

Feel sad for that poor gabby. she is cute and sweet gal, probably had mental issues or both do!

[ThomasJay]

ORIGINAL: ElvisJJonesRambo

ORIGINAL: ThomasJay

Dog the bounty hunter was looking for him at Fort Desoto Beach here in Pinellas county, where allegedly 3 Laundrie guests checked into a campground and 2 left. So I'm thinking most likely #2 on your list. Or as an alternative he wandered off the beach and made it to one of the areas of St Pete with a large unhoused population. Very easy to get lost in there.

St. Petersburg/Tampa/Clearwater sounds very reasonable. Large population center, lots of homeless with great weather. If I'm gonna be on the run, I'd even consider Ft. Meyers to Naples, but stay away from the rich people, they have time to spot nomads. Beaches have lots of trash cans and food tossed out. Visitors are there to party. Could even panhandle some coins.

If I was on the run, I would not goto a colder climate. What are you going to eat? Would have to break into someone's cottage and increase the odds of capture, big time. On a Florida beach, there's something to do. Plenty of trash cans to pick food out of. Maybe kill a bird or two to fry. In today's mask society, the city is better chance of survival. Obviously, Brian is walking around with a mask. He looks rather average, like any other 23-year old male. Nothing stands out with his appearance. Stupid looking eyes, crusty and unshaven. I'm sure by now, his beard is a grown 3-inches. I would be afraid to go into a homeless shelter or rescue mission, those people are always on the lookout. Florida is heavily patrolled. Bouncing between a couple of beach areas and tent city for awhile is the best bet. Deep down inside, he still feel close to his parents staying in Florida. Once he learns how to "survive", I'd head to Portland, Oregon or San Francisco/Seattle. The entire West Coast is full of Tent Cities, homeless and people that have no clue who he is. Florida law enforcement and citizens really wanna find this dude.

All he'd have to do is go to goodwill on 34th street Saint Pete, grab some basketball shorts, ratty t-shirts, black slippers and white socks and a cheap backpack and he'd look like every other young homeless guy here. He's already naturally got the look. Then all he needs to do to be safe is make a cardboard sign to hold up in case anyone is looking too closely. Guaranteed to avert their eyes

And yes, he could eat like a king from the trash cans and restaurant trash bins along Gulf Boulevard or downtown St Pete. Plenty of places around here to shelter and sleep.

[ElvisJJonesRambo]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/possible-bri ... hian-trail

If you're following the case, guessing you saw this article. Listened to the 911 call claiming 99.9% accuracy. Not buying it. Said Brian in Ford F150 asking for directions to California on Appalachian trails in NC/TEN. No way.

[ThomasJay]

Trapper catches alligator that attacked woman in St. Petersburg

If he is/was still in this area it's always possible a gator got him. Many of the places the homeless camp are near water. I knew a Vietnam Vet who refused VA housing assistance until a big gator woke him up camping behind a Publix.

[ElvisJJonesRambo]

The Legend called it: https://www.foxnews.com/us/brian-laundr ... med-by-fbi

[Aurelian]

He's dead. The end.

[ElvisJJonesRambo]

New conspiracy. Rich parents whack homeless guy. Took mold of mouthpiece from Dentist, planted set of teeth. Place body 200 yards from entrance. Nah, they ain't James Bond fingerprint makers from Diamonds Are Forever.

Very unsatisfactory ending. Prefer capture, and old Western ending. Called it Day #1, suicide. Big murderous liar. Media wanted people to believe he was some survivalist. Generation Harry Potter Xbox Bike Helme, are weak. Eric Rudolph at least lasted few years eating outta dumpsters. So, how did he do it? Judus silver pieces than rope, Robin Williams over a tree? Cement shoes into the swamp? Bullet to the mouth? Nah, probably took Mom's pills and ate 200 of them with Vodka. Free will. "He chose poorly".

Brian did do society a favor. No need to parade him with lawyer crying he was bullied by a cheerleader who wouldn't give him a helping hand on his first van date. Then plea to 17 years, serve 10 on manslaughter Romeo defense. Gabby's parents don't have to hear it either.

Sad, good riddance. There's no pleasure in the punishment of the wicked.
-Legend

[Rising-Sun]

Well its not 100% sure that is him, but possible. I figured he would be somewhere in that mucky swamp, least close to his hometown. Curious what is written in that book they found. Not mention some drawing of demonic figures like the grim reaper, etc. So i dont know if he is mental disturb or what. Read an article that his mom didnt like gabby, well that is rude and look like they wanted to get away from all this parent craps. But still he shouldnt have strangle her though, i assumed he did. What puzzle me that, there were other corpses nearby gabby and they found few more while looking for brian.

Feel sorry for gabby, she look almost like my mom when she was young.

[Pvt_Grunt]

No justice for Gabby [:@]
I feel for her friends and family....

[Lobster]

He looks like a million other guys so lots of false leads. He likely has hair now and maybe a beard. Old photos are becoming worthless by the day. 50% chance he offed himself. 25% chance he died some other way. 25% chance he's still alive. He could attempt to get to a country without an extradition treaty with the U.S. if he's still living. I hope a gator didn't get him. Bad case of indigestion.

[FirstPappy]

The world now knows the answer to this question so I believe this thread can be closed.

[Aurelian]

https://news.yahoo.com/families-wait-an ... p_catchall

Yep, time to close it.

[IslandInland]

Are the A-Team involved?

They are hard to find but if you can find them...

This thread is like Murdoch. Crazy.