GRUMP!!!
It must be GLOBAL WARMING!
Imagine, at a pub in Yorkshire in England, about 60 patrons along with a band have been stuck there for three days due to a bunch of snow - 3 feet of snow! Which is almost a metre of snow!
I mean, having to drink all of that beer, ale, and other spirits there for THREE DAYS!?
GRUMP!!!
I mean, how come Al Gore assisted by Greta did not have a trusty flamethrower there to melt all of that snow to turn it into a tropical paradise!
GRUMP!!!
The AE Geezer Thread!
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RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
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“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
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RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Grump.
Why would anyone be stuck if it is only one metre of snow?! [&:]
Grump
Why would anyone be stuck if it is only one metre of snow?! [&:]
Grump
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RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
ORIGINAL: Orm
Grump.
Why would anyone be stuck if it is only one metre of snow?! [&:]
Grump
I agree. Grump....GP
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Grump.
Why would anyone be stuck if it is only one metre of snow?! [&:]
Grump
I agree. Grump....GP
Because it is a public house - any excuse to extend the party, I would guess. But if they don't have the equipment to remove the snow . . .
Three to four centimeters of snow in central Texas shuts that place down!
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“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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ORIGINAL: btd64
ORIGINAL: Orm
Grump.
Why would anyone be stuck if it is only one metre of snow?! [&:]
Grump
I agree. Grump....GP
Because it is a public house - any excuse to extend the party, I would guess. But if they don't have the equipment to remove the snow . . .
Three to four centimeters of snow in central Texas shuts that place down!
Depending on the temperature....GP
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I saw some pictures of the pub online- the highest in altitude in the UK, it claims. The snowfall may have been 3 feet but the drifts were over the tops of cars...GRUMP!ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
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ORIGINAL: Orm
Grump.
Why would anyone be stuck if it is only one metre of snow?! [&:]
Grump
I agree. Grump....GP
Because it is a public house - any excuse to extend the party, I would guess. But if they don't have the equipment to remove the snow . . .
Three to four centimeters of snow in central Texas shuts that place down!
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I saw some pictures of the pub online- the highest in altitude in the UK, it claims. The snowfall may have been 3 feet but the drifts were over the tops of cars...GRUMP!ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
ORIGINAL: btd64
I agree. Grump....GP
Because it is a public house - any excuse to extend the party, I would guess. But if they don't have the equipment to remove the snow . . .
Three to four centimeters of snow in central Texas shuts that place down!
In Sault Saint Marie in Michigan USA, they do tend to get a little snow there. Sometimes they would have to get out of a second story window so they can shovel out a door. Think of that and then think of someone in either a trailer house or a single story building, especially if it was a little ways away from the main area of the town.
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
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Grump.
Would be fun, I think, to roll well in a game. At least once. To see how the opposite side has it.
Grump.
*stomps away grumbling*
Would be fun, I think, to roll well in a game. At least once. To see how the opposite side has it.
Grump.
*stomps away grumbling*
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Good evening, Gentlemen. Ladies.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
ORIGINAL: Orm
Good evening, Gentlemen. Ladies.
You appear to be posting in the wrong thread [:D]
Grump....GP
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Never can get anything right.
Grump.
*stomps away muttering*
Grump.
*stomps away muttering*
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Grump.
Do not like the new forum.
Grump
Do not like the new forum.
Grump
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Another symptom of geezerhood - we don't like change! And trying to teach old dogs new tricks!
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Cheers to grumpiness....GP
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Subject: Fwd: Are We There Yet?
ROMANCE
Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me... "
Mildly irritated, Larry reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..."
Angrily, Larry threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Barb asked.
"To get my teeth!"
DOWN AT THE REC-CENTER
80-year-old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"
Bessie thinks for a minute and then says, "Close enough."
OLD FRIENDS
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't think of your name. I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Vernon, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-25. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Vernon, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
SUPERSEX
A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to a major crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction and the light was red again. Again, they went right through.
The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.
At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know
that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"
Please!!!! Tell me this won't happen to us!!!
ROMANCE
Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me... "
Mildly irritated, Larry reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..."
Angrily, Larry threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Barb asked.
"To get my teeth!"
DOWN AT THE REC-CENTER
80-year-old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"
Bessie thinks for a minute and then says, "Close enough."
OLD FRIENDS
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't think of your name. I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Vernon, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-25. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Vernon, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
SUPERSEX
A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to a major crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction and the light was red again. Again, they went right through.
The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.
At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know
that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"
Please!!!! Tell me this won't happen to us!!!
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Very funny. But I'm afraid that it's happening already. Grump....GP
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What's already happening? Nobody tells me anything! Even you, G ....... umm, what was your last initial again? 
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Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
I forgot why I wandered in here, I need to take out the trash and soak my teeth before I go to bed, good night sweetheart.
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Don't forget to put on the diaper, dearie!
No matter how bad a situation is, you can always make it worse. - Chris Hadfield : An Astronaut's Guide To Life On Earth
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
I lost an hour this morning and I can't find it anywhere. GRUMPHHHHHH