The AE Geezer Thread!

[RangerJoe]

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I got a notice from the landlord's management about fragrances from my apartment . . .

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I need to find things that make a fragrance . . .

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The manager's supervisor during the last inspection even complained about my body odor and I hadn't yet showered after cleaning the kitchen and bathroom . . .

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So maybe I can find some stinky cheese to put on freshly fried liver along with sardines on toasted bread loaded with sauteed garlic while the sauerkraut is simmering away to have ready during the next inspection . . .
Unfortunately, I don't think that I can find surströmming here . . .

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[zebrazwo]

I can get some Oscars for you, but you're not allowed to send it with the post because it's classified as dangerous substance.

[RangerJoe]

I can get some Oscars for you, but you're not allowed to send it with the post because it's classified as dangerous substance.

I found out that I can buy it and have it shipped to me.

[BBfanboy]

I don't think Oscar Meyer wieners count, RJ.

[RangerJoe]

I don't think Oscar Meyer wieners count, RJ.

No, not weiners but the canned fish. I just don't know what brand. I can see about shipping some to you in Big Canada Land so you can open the can inside during one of your mild winter storms.

[zebrazwo]

I can get some Oscars for you, but you're not allowed to send it with the post because it's classified as dangerous substance.

I found out that I can buy it and have it shipped to me.

Brave (and reckless) man. I hope you know what you're getting yourself into. I would erase this from my bucket list and try something more worthwhile. (You do know if you spill it on your clothes, you might as well throm them away. (Another tip - wear rainwear while eating then you can just take a bunch of soap and a high pressure washer..))

Some recommend to open it while it's submerged in a pail of water. You have been warned.

[btd64]

Hey, You KIDS, get off my lawn. ....GP

[BBfanboy]

Hey, You KIDS, get off my lawn. ....GP

Just open a can of that stuff zebrazwo is offering and put it in the middle of your lawn ...

[RangerJoe]

Hey, You KIDS, get off my lawn. ....GP

Just open a can of that stuff zebrazwo is offering and put it in the middle of your lawn ...

No. Someone in the apartment building apparently complained about the fragrance coming from my apartment. I may have to talk to someone about documenting when the stench of cigarettes com into my apartment from an open window as well as take pictures and videos of people smoking on the property which is in violation of the rules.

Also, if someone has a cat, put some wacky weed outside of their door to make their cat go crazy . . .

One of the people doing the inspecting does not like the delicious smell of sauerkraut, so I wonder what that fish would do to her if/when I opened it in her presence . . .

[RangerJoe]

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No matter how many times people are told . . .

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Some people need to be hit with a club.

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What US Marines do after their release from active duty,

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Cookie recipe for a crowd!

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[RangerJoe]

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The cats loved it when we could feed the birds but no more . . .

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Coming in hot!

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Oh yes, tomorrow.

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[RangerJoe]

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I went to a clinic today so a vampire could make a withdrawl. I asked her when they make the blood sausage, she didn't answer that question but I otherwise did have her laughing.

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Unfortunately, I haven't been eating things that I should have eaten. The blood and urine tests show that, the results are mostly better . . .

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I bought some mini (28.4 gram, 1 ounce) blueberry muffins. I put one (only) on the inside window ledge near where I was going to relax. I ate a banana first but a cat walked over and started eating the muffin. I wonder just what he would do with these since he enjoys dairy products. No food is safe . . .

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