ORIGINAL: 52nd Lowland
ORIGINAL: Andy Mac
Scotland only didna qualify as we didna want tae humiliate all the other teams with our wonderful football...
<awakens from a wonderfull sleep....>
Exactly that would put all the rest of the teams off.By playing crap we are lulling all the other teams into a false sense of security just waiting for the right moment to strike [:D]
Obiously the Scotts are the most optimistic people on earth. At least the Russians have a relistic view of things. There's an old soccer joke....
A Brazilian, a Brit and a Russian go to see God....
<Brazilian> Lord, when will Brazil win the World Cup again?
<God> Next year.
<Brit> Lord, when will England win the World Cup?
<God> My child, you will not live that long.
<Russian> Lord, when will Russia win the World Cup?
<God> My child, even I will not live that long.
"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok