An observation on Patch silliness

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The rule for learning about life is this: "Try anything once, except incest".

ANYTHING????

Oh my God!!!

At least one thing I will NEVER NEVER NEVER try. You know, it's the old story: there is an ex-star, ex-alcoholic, ex-rich, ex-drug addict, ex-handsome, ex-convict...

... but I never heard of an ex-gay!

Forbidden terrain, Highlander.

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ORIGINAL: Halsey

The rule for learning about life is this: "Try anything once, except incest".[:D]

Trying to be politcally correct. I don't want to offend anyone in the gay community.[:D]

Since you liked my other little quip, I'll share a different take on the "try anything once" maxim that I overheard several years ago:

"Try anything once, except sex. Because if you try it even once, you're the one who gets screwed in the end."

That was a senior NCO giving advice on girls to a PFC.[:D]
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Never have I heard a statement more true than that![:D]

Marriage is the most expensive form of sex that a male will have![;)]
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Marraige is the only form of Prostitution sanctioned by the State..., and for which
a Judge will award the Hooker half your income for the rest of your life.
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I am amazed by all the wisdom that is coming from these off-topic threads. We have a lot to be thankful for. If we weren't waiting for the latest patch, we would be gaming instead![:D][:D][;)]
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ORIGINAL: von Murrin
ORIGINAL: Halsey

The rule for learning about life is this: "Try anything once, except incest".[:D]

Trying to be politcally correct. I don't want to offend anyone in the gay community.[:D]

Since you liked my other little quip, I'll share a different take on the "try anything once" maxim that I overheard several years ago:

"Try anything once, except sex. Because if you try it even once, you're the one who gets screwed in the end."

That was a senior NCO giving advice on girls to a PFC.[:D]

I resent that! By the time I made PFC I had already gotten laid. Heck, when I made Cpl. I had gotten laid at least twice. [:D]
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I could of lived a long happy life without knowing that! [X(]

Patch ready yet?????
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ORIGINAL: Mike Scholl

Marraige is the only form of Prostitution sanctioned by the State..., and for which
a Judge will award the Hooker half your income for the rest of your life.


Marrying for the sex is like buying the fast food restaraunt for the free ketsup packets.

Or as my father put it "A man is not complete until he gets married...then he is finished"

Must be alot of us divorced guys in this forum. How may have WiTP widows out there?
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Changing from the right hand to the left doesn't count![:D]

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ORIGINAL: Mike Scholl

Marraige is the only form of Prostitution sanctioned by the State..., and for which
a Judge will award the Hooker half your income for the rest of your life.

I agree....Right on the wet spot.[:D]
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I'm not despirate. My seven year old is using a carving knife on the pumpkin right now without parental supervision but who says I am despirate?
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