OT- Anyone understand women?

[rhondabrwn]

ORIGINAL: kaleun

Not in this forum.
Are there any women here?

ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

Yep "Dead Man Walking"[:D]

ORIGINAL: Mr.Frag



You just signed your own death warrant with that statement. [:D]

Yes, and I agree... you guys definitely don't understand women [8|]

Of course, as we like to say: "the only difference between men and boys... is the price of their toys" [:D]

[von Murrin]

Most men understand women. It is accomodation that is lacking.[;)]

[freeboy]

w want relationship, men value honor and acceptance/respect
w need attention men need sex
w want to be adored men want to be praised

[DeepSix]

ORIGINAL: Rob322

ORIGINAL: DeepSix

If it weren't for women, men would find no solace. But if it weren't for women, men would need no solace.[;)]

Just be sure that you keep the woman who causes you to need solace and the one who helps you find it separate at all times!

LOL. Here's to our wives and girlfriends, and may they never meet![:D]

[von Murrin]

ORIGINAL: freeboy

w want relationship, men value honor and acceptance/respect
w need attention men need sex
w want to be adored men want to be praised

More or less, all other things being equal.

As a young man, I learned if one assumes women aren't any less crazy or have any fewer failings than men, it quickly takes all the mystery out of 'em. However, a willingness to accomodate any apparent differences is another thing entirely. [:'(]

[pasternakski]

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[tsimmonds]

Yes, and I agree... you guys definitely don't understand women

I have to say, I think you're right. Course that's not news, otherwise we'd all be in a gardening forum or something.[;)]

[bradfordkay]

" LOL. Here's to our wives and girlfriends, and may they never meet! "

That was the traditional Saturday night toast in the wardroom of any RN vessel. "Sweethearts and wives, may they never meet."

[Ron Saueracker]

F--k women! Do I win?[:D]

[gts2096]

whats hers is hers and whats yours is hers.........that much i've learned.

[mc3744]

ORIGINAL: rhondabrwn

ORIGINAL: kaleun

Not in this forum.
Are there any women here?

ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

Yep "Dead Man Walking"[:D]

Yes, and I agree... you guys definitely don't understand women [8|]

Of course, as we like to say: "the only difference between men and boys... is the price of their toys" [:D]

Are you telling us that you are a woman?

Playing WitP?!?

For real?!?!?!

[X(]

[PeteG662]

Yes, Rhonda is the only woman I have seen on these threads.

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Tallyman662

Yes, Rhonda is the only woman I have seen on these threads.

Rhonda has said there is (or used to be) another woman on the board. I think Rhonda is a historian. Not sure if she plays WITP. (Hello, Rhonda, do you play WITP?)

Acutally, i think she is probably trying to document our strangeness on this board for future historians...[;)]

[mutterfudder]

I heard this someplace/somewhere it bout sums it up for me.

"A women wants a man who will take care of her every need.
A Man wants every women to take care of his one need."[;)]

[DeepSix]

Dad's favorite joke[8|]:

Q - Do you know how a man and a beer bottle are alike?
A - They're both empty from the neck up


Thanks - tip your waiters; I'm here all week....

[Ron Saueracker]

My best friend's favourite joke when he is having women troubles...

Q: Why do women wear makeup and such?
A: Because they are ugly and they stink!

Does wonders for him![8D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Yes. As far as predicting the behaviour of women do this.

List all practical options to a situation which requires a resposne. Now logically examine pros and cons and expected outcomes for each option. Be sure to meticulously weight each option with a probability. You may find a mathematical game theory formula useful for this.

Now, when you are done with this, flush it all down the porcelain facility, and spin rapidly around in circles chanting "My mother told me......". When you get to the end of the rhyme..STOP...after you are done throwing up, if you are pointing North, then option 1 is likely, East then option 2 etc etc. I have found this has about a 25% chance of predicting behaviour when their are four options. Of course, some of the options are so devious and/or irrational you will not have thought of them.

Hope this helps.

[Charles2222]

ORIGINAL: rhondabrwn

ORIGINAL: kaleun

Not in this forum.
Are there any women here?

ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

Yep "Dead Man Walking"[:D]

Yes, and I agree... you guys definitely don't understand women [8|]

Of course, as we like to say: "the only difference between men and boys... is the price of their toys" [:D]

Can we come up with a male equivalent? Try this: The only difference between women and girls, is the price of their pearls?

[Black Cat]

The above gets the first" Black Cat Award" for the most incomprehensible post that has nothing to do with WITP.[:D]

[Williamb]

I can see it now

"How did your date go rroberson ?

RR - "SHE SANK MY BATTLESHIP !"

"dammit rob have to either give up WITP or find something else that floats your boat"

RR - "Yeah but she kept asking my about my 16 inchers"

Yeah Rob but I bet she was built like a flat top"