Thinking of buying this game

[SKORPIO]

Clear the decks - (Put Granny and Grandad in the old peoples home, encourage the wife to run off with the milkman and get the kids adopted.)
Take on fresh water and supplies - (Stock up on six packs, spirit of choice, pizzas and curries.)
Don uniform - (Old t-shirt, shorts and scruffy slippers will suffice.)
Take command of the bridge - (Settle down in a comfy chair and load up WitP.)
Cast off all lines and sail away - (Immerse yourself in the greatest wargame known to man.)

In the immortal words of Gorgeous George, "Is there anything better in the world?" Except for a night with Britney, probably not. This is the game that sort's the men from the boy's, when you play this game you truly are a Wargamer. No other game comes near.