No, it's okay. I agree to some extent that I do post unnecessary messages sometimes. But I was surprised to find your complaint in this thread, which is purely based on fiction and fun, and not in some of the other threads where I've posted some REAL bullshit.
I'm not hurt or angry, why should I be, and I hope every thing's "back to normal" or "status quo". I will also be more careful with the contents of my messages on this forum in the future, in order to not upset anyone who may dislike my, sometimes plainly silly and empty, comments.
But then again, I can't guarantee the quality of all my posts...
Regards, Rundstedt
"We never underestimated the Red Army, contrary to the general conception. The last German military attaché in Moscow, General Köstring - a very competent man - had kept us well-informed about the condition of the Red Army. But Hitler refused to believe h
Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler is very upset with all this nonsense on our battle update thread!!!!.
Personally it does not worry me but you know what he's like.
21/9/41.
Our Victorious troops get ever closer to Leningrad. Soviet forces are in great turmoil. Losses in the north are listed in the area of 15,000 men, 84 guns and 4 tanks.
Our troops also cause havoc in the Rzhev, Gomel and Orel areas of the central front.
Bolshevik losses stand at 21,000 troops, 101 guns and 2 tanks.
Powerful forces continue their advance in the south destroying 10,000 Soviet troops and 91 guns.
32,160 sq
5296 afv's
12,258 guns
11,497 air
It has been noted that Sweden has betrayed its Nordic heritage in a foolish gamble to assist their Slavic neigbours. This will! not be forgoten.
My slav opponent is once again trying to create his own myths by denying the homosexual relationship between Stalin and Zhukov. Evidence of this affair is in my new book, "Achtung Muzrub!". It will be in the stores by August 31.
Mighty Muzrub :p
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Originally posted by Muzrub: Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler is very upset with all this nonsense on our battle update thread!!!!.
Personally it does not worry me but you know what he's like.
21/9/41.
Our Victorious troops get ever closer to Leningrad. Soviet forces are in great turmoil. Losses in the north are listed in the area of 15,000 men, 84 guns and 4 tanks.
Our troops also cause havoc in the Rzhev, Gomel and Orel areas of the central front.
Bolshevik losses stand at 21,000 troops, 101 guns and 2 tanks.
Powerful forces continue their advance in the south destroying 10,000 Soviet troops and 91 guns.
32,160 sq
5296 afv's
12,258 guns
11,497 air
It has been noted that Sweden has betrayed its Nordic heritage in a foolish gamble to assist their Slavic neigbours. This will! not be forgoten.
My slav opponent is once again trying to create his own myths by denying the homosexual relationship between Stalin and Zhukov. Evidence of this affair is in my new book, "Achtung Muzrub!". It will be in the stores by August 31.
Well, how can i order it ?
Are there also informations about the gay relationship between the Fuehrer, the Air Marshall and Joseph Goebbels... ?
Mighty Muzrub :p
Don't tickle yourself with some moralist crap thinking we have some sort of obligation to help these people. We're there for our self-interest, and anything we do to be 'nice' should be considered a courtesy dweebespit
It has been noted that Sweden has betrayed its Nordic heritage in a foolish gamble to assist their Slavic neigbours. This will! not be forgoten.
Mighty Muzrub :p
Okay, We'll send some more iron ore to Germany next week in order to compensate for our foolish behaviour , and we'll even allow some limited troop transits through our peaceful country too.
Hmmm... I wonder if the English would be interested in some timber and ball bearings....
Regards, Rundstedt
"We never underestimated the Red Army, contrary to the general conception. The last German military attaché in Moscow, General Köstring - a very competent man - had kept us well-informed about the condition of the Red Army. But Hitler refused to believe h
News from the front:The german dogs are barking worse then they bite! The commander of Moskva front has launched a counter attack that has pushed the germans back.In the north outside Leningrad the germans are in a very bad state.More and more of the german troops are being forever laid in the Motherland of Russia.The Madman Hitler is once again using drugs and sitts under his table dreaming about times gone by!
Russia vill prevale and the Workers of Sweden will have there reward after the war!
-Red front to all our comrades in the world!!!
Sweeping Victories all across the front. The Fuhrer is very proud of all our troops and allies and has annoucned a day of celebration and free internet conections for all!!!.
Soviet forces on the Leningrad front are close to encirclement. Our brave troops have been tested to their limits but no bolshevik dog will interupt our progress.
Over 21,000 Soviet dogs were destroyed, 130 guns and 51 tanks.
On the Central front Soviet fall back in horror of our mighty army!. The Bolshevik 14th Army surrendered at Orel with over 26,180 men, 173 guns and 72 tanks. Other Soviet forces have been cut off or pushed back. Other losses are in the area of 46,000 men and 230 guns and 104 tanks.
Great Victories.
In the South the Marxist scum are in retreat and some armies are surrounded!.
Losses are in the region of 43,000 men, 240 guns and 34 tanks.
Losses:
34,993 sq
5572 afv's
13,363 guns
12,462 air
The Fuhrer has announced he will also accuse the Swedish government of being gay if the continue to assist the slavic pigs.
The Fuhrer has also noticed there are other fake Fuhrers on the forum. They are living in a world of fantasy if they believe they are the true Fuhrer.
We all know the Fuhrer is alive and well and living in Brazil.
He was lucky to obtain the lease for Ronnie Bigg's house and is at the moment conducting BBQ's for interested visitors. He has allowed me to speak on the behalf of him and given me all the rights to use his name and likeness (c)2001.
He also gave me a few tips on strategy for this game. I will put these strategies into effect very soon.
One of his ideas include having a squadran of flying Monkeys who will rain death from the skies above. I would as such like to have these flying Monkey's included on the next version of WIR.
God is with us.
All hail Mighty Muzrub as the greatest living copyrighted (c)2001 Fuhrer in name and likeness. :p
(c)2001
[ August 09, 2001: Message edited by: Muzrub ]
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
The Fuhrer has announced he will also accuse the Swedish government of being gay if the continue to assist the slavic pigs.
[ August 09, 2001: Message edited by: Muzrub ]
We had a gay King once, but that was during the 60's I think.
Your propaganda sure paints a bizzare picture; gay Swedes fornicating with Slavic pigs. Btw; isn't the word FUCK derived from Fornicating Under the Command of the King? I think that we might be on something here.
/Magnus
(Since I became Veteran (earlier today) the quality of my posts has improved a lot...)
Gay Swedes fornicating with Slavic livestock? Muzrub having megalominiacal tendencies from just playing WIR? I think I need to rethink whether or not I want to be considered a part of this Nordic conspiracy. Either that or someone needs to up their anti-depressant usage.
Originally posted by MagnusOlsson:
We had a gay King once, but that was during the 60's I think.
Your propaganda sure paints a bizzare picture; gay Swedes fornicating with Slavic pigs. Btw; isn't the word FUCK derived from Fornicating Under the Command of the King? I think that we might be on something here.
/Magnus
(Since I became Veteran (earlier today) the quality of my posts has improved a lot...)
This message posted by permission of and in accordance with the regulations as mandated by our self-appointed High Lord and Master Ed Cogburn.
All hail the Dictator of War in Russia etiquette and morality!
His is a superior intellect and with hi
News from the Front:Stavka is proud to let the world know that the facsit invaders have once again been dealt a hard strike in there faces.Losses from last week are
Squads:573
Afv :179
Guns :587
Air :136
By the GPU we have recived the information that the German losses are way higher so far then the Germans where expecting.So far the germans have lost
Squads :8905
Afvs :3253
Guns :4085
Air :1838
There is also rumoers of the madman Hitler are walking around hand in hand with the henceman Muzrub.Even that Fieldmarshal Muzrub has caused the serius losses known to date to the German forces still he remains in Hitlers favor.
Red Front to all the workers in the world.
We will prevail!
A special note from the komintern:Sweden have been placed high amoung the states that will recive a grant from Russia after we have beaten back the invaders.
We the proud leaders of the greatest military force the world has seen the lies printed above and would like to reassure all our peace loving allies that all is well.
I myself had breakfast with the Fuhrer only this very morning. He expressed his feelings about my leadership directly. He told me and I quote:
"You are the nearest person to a son to me Mighty Muzrub and I, the Fuhrer and adopted father if you wish it to be believe you are the greatest commader the world has ever witnessed. I understand there are difficulties but you will overcome them. You will oneday yourself become an Uber-Fuhrer, a Fuhrer even greater than I. Godbless you my son and my you bring many more Mighty Muzrubs into the world once your campaign is complete".
I said and I quote:
"Thanks, mein Fuhrer, could you please past the salt Dad".
Report:
The Soviet Armies in the North have lost another 14.000 men, 49 guns and 16 tanks.
The marxist dogs on the central front lost over 2010, 25 guns and 6 tanks.
The Bolshevik slavic hordes in the south have recieved another mighty blow.
The 64th Army Surrenderd with over 30,650 men and 190 guns. Another Army was Shattered with the loss of over 4210 men, 19 guns and 8 tanks.
Other losses were in the area of 10,000 men and 60 guns.
Further losses:
36,690 men
5934 tanks
13,854 guns
13,427 air
God is with us!.
Mighty Muzrub. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
News from the front:Stavka has issued a new medal.
For all the brave troops in Moskva front!
After some minor adjustments the have struck a blow that crippled a inf-corp and made it wish that they where back in Germany.We all hear the lies from the "Mighty Muzrub" that the advance is continuing.But the real story is that In a month we the Defenders of Mother Russia will be dining in Berlin! Losses from last week for the facist invaders are:
After some minor adjustments the have struck a blow that crippled a inf-corp and made it wish that they where back in Germany
How dare you say that.
Who would ever wish to be in Germany!. <img src="mad.gif" border="0">
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
For only 20 million souls you cant stay in the best bombed out hotels in Berlin. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">
Mighty Muzrub Tour organizer and free-lance idiot.
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Over 12,000 marxist pigs were destroyed and enemy forces were forced back near Leningrad. 36 guns were also destroyed by our mighty forces.
Army Group South:
Another 22,000 Bolshevik, slavic, mongal dogs were smashed in the south. 110 guns where destroyed and 20 tanks.
Our troops near Kursk.
Losses:
37,456 sq
5,590 tanks
14,126 guns
13,883 air
Sorry about the brief report. But the Fuhrer has some friends on MSN messenger and just does not have the time.
God is with us.
Mighty Muzrub Lord of the dance!.
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Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Latest news from Stavka:The Germans ubermensch is being hit hard all along the front.We have finaly been able the get our hands on a letter from the "Mighty Muzrub" to his so called father!
The mail is nothing but a recuest to be transferd to France.As it say in the Letter ( it is cold daddy)
This has been a time of reflection. The Fuhrer has announced the end of our offensive. Local attacks shall continue though. We do not wish to waste men in attacking objectives that will remain out of our grasp.....Until 1942. This is not due to the Bolsheviks defense, this is purely the Fuhrers wish in order to allow the slav pigs a fighting chance....Oh he is so sporting!.
Losses:
38,249 sq
6,186 tanks
14,295 guns
14,453 air
Which direction we may take has not been decieded. 1942 has many options for our valiant soldiers.
Or maybe the offensive will continue who knows?.
God is with us
LORD Mighty Muzrub <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Latest news from Stavka:The german pigs have been hit hard again! Peace offerings are comming in from the Swedish Communist party! The have told us that germany is on it knees and have to surrender before the Blizzards.
German losses so far:
Squads :10737
Afvs :3475
Guns :5178
Air :2461
Long live the Proud Read Army that will liberate the West!
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Issued by OKW
TOP SECRET
Distribution- List 3-5 Copies.
This message passes on to Army Commanders
The Fuhrers orders.
Operation order No 7.
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Due the thaw, all fronts must cease advance in order to consalidate our positions. Operational objectives are to be set local commanders due to a lack a lack of grand operational strategy because of heavy rain falls and thaw.
Limited retreats will be alowed in order to have constant supply, this will allow a continuation of our offensive once the mud has cleared.
Our troops must make it a point of honour to take all equipment with them. Ground ceded to the enemy must be scorched as far as possible; any weapons and stores that our troops are forced to leave behind must be completely destroyed.
By the order of the Fuhrer.
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Soviet Losses:
38880 sq
6283 tanks
14412 guns
14788 air.
Mighty Muzrub
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Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
The Red Army are to reorganize for the coming offensiv.So we have no new losses for the public to read about.New troops are arriving daily from the east.We are just waiting for the winter to get its grip on the facist dogs.Then there will be no more talks about lossing the war for Russia.
More then one General has been shoot for there lack of will.Remeber that each step back is treason against Mother Russia.