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11/1/1942

Latest news from the front.Smolensk and Bryansk have been liberated from the claws from the facist dogs.Unconfirmed rumors said that Muzrub was shoot.Later on Stavka found out that the 1 guards infantry is composed of people from the steepes and that they have shoot the pictures of Muzrub! We can hear Mad man Muzrubs lies in the radio and can read them in every facist supporting paper.But beware,the madman lies.Russia is on the march and soon Europe can breath easily.We the workers paradis promises to liberate all of Europe before the damage is to far gone.

German losses so far:

Squads :16334
Afvs :3831
Guns :11321
Air :5315

Our secret agents have reported that Madman Muzrub
have pulled all of his Pz.corps away from the attack.His infantery pay´s dearly for this move.They can not retreat as fast as the Red Army can advance! Long live Stalin!!!!
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WARNING SHOULD BE READ WITH A DRUNKEN' SLUR.

18/1/1942


Soviets losses:

43,404 sq
6,951 tanks
15,796 guns
20,657 air


A message from the Fuhrer!.
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Mighty Muzrub is the greatest leader of military forces the world has ever seen.

I, the Fuhrer was discussing the situation on the Eastern front with Blondie just the other day and we both came to the same conclusion, Mighty Muzrub is doing a brilliant job and I will give a big bag of hard candy once this Victory is complete.


He is leading from the front lines, fighting in the trenches with the men at the front, he, himself destroyed 3 T34's with only a bread knife just the other day while conducting a meeting about the Eastern front with the General Staff and at the same time scoring 100 runs not out in a divisional cricket match which was his idea due to his love for Steve Waugh the Australian cricket Captain who scored 157 runs not out even though he had 2 calf muscle tears and lead Australia to a 641 run lead over England, a true champion like Muzrub is our Steve Waugh. (Australia winners of the Ashes series).

Now to other matters, I Adolf Hitler swear before the German people that the Wehrmacht has not retreated one step in the last weeks, in fact we have inflicted many Soviet casualties.


Heil Muzrub.

God is with us.


Mighty Muzrub a lover of cricket and slightly drunk at the moment!. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">


God bless Cricket and Basil Brush, Boom, boom!.

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News from the front:The proud Red Army is once again on the roll.That cricket loving Madman and his forces are under great pressure and are moving towards Berlin at the moment! We have no doubt that the war will be over in just a few months.

German losses:

Squads :16757
Afvs :3847
Guns :12192
Air :5565


Long live Stalin and his General Varjager Hero of Russia!!!!!!
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German Army settles into new defences, slav-mongol hordes halt in the winter snow.


The Fuhrer was proved to be correct, the Bolsheviks offensive has shot its bolt!.
This is a proud moment in the history of WESTERN EUROPE.
God praise our Fuhrer and Commander and chief Adolf Hitler, and Mighty Muzrub.


News in focus:

Mighty Muzrub destroyed another 2 T34's while fighting along side his troops, the Fuhrer has awarded Mighty Muzrub with a Knights with diamonds and oakleaves, Mighty Muzrub accepted this gift on the behalf of the German people.
He has also announced plans to sell this treasured item to raise money for the WAR EFFORT and Childrens hospitals all through Germany.

Mighty Muzrub is truely the greatest Warrior Warlord in the history of modern time. He equals if not surpasses Alexander the GREAT in achievements.

God is with us!

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News from Stavka: After reading the headline of my opponent we are sad to have to tell that it has caused the death of some mebers of the staff.
They died laughing!!! Read this line and know that this is nothing but a fabricated lie!!!

"Mighty Muzrub is truely the greatest Warrior Warlord in the history of modern time. He equals if not surpasses Alexander the GREAT in achievements."
Stalin has assured the Red Army at when the summer comes there will be time enough to kill this dog!!!!

German losses so far!

Squad :16959
Afvs :3862
Guns :12315
Air :5809


Long Live comrade Varjager hero of the Sovietunion
defender of the faith!!!!!
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What are: "the goods of war"??? <img src="wink.gif" border="0">
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Originally posted by VictorH:
What are: "the goods of war"??? <img src="wink.gif" border="0">
Tanks, planes, guns, etc.
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No real news!


Organizing the front after the Soviet blitz.


Mighty Muzrub has survived and his father the Great Adolf Hitler is alive and well.

We expect to be able to launch an offensive in early 1942.
The next contribution will be larger, but time here and at the front is very limited tonight.

God is with us

Mighty Muzrub.
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News from the Front:Blizzards have gone away.Normal winter is upon us.Let us all se who the greatest General is.Comrade Varjager or the pityfull Muzrub.(Who hides behind the front in Berlin)
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News from Stavka:As you all can see the so called "Mighty" Muzrub has been struck so hard by the Red Army that he knows that all his lies are being lined up and prepared to be sent to court!There can be no other way for that criminal that has ordered the attack on the peace loving Russian people! Judgement day is soon here!
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8/2/42
Deutschland Awake!.


Soviet forces have felt the pain of attack for the first time in 1942!.

4,128 men and 86 guns were smashed. The Soviet 36th Army had no answer to the 39th Panzer lead personaly by Mighty Muzrub. Muzrub fought in the front line and lead the attack on many defensive positions. For this this the Fuhrer has created a new award, the "Knights Cross of Mighty Muzrub in Diamonds and Oak Leaves, with the inscription, "Blessed is the that fights with honour such as Mighty Muzrub".

Soviet General Vlasov and many others has turned Hero and came over to Germany!.


Soviet Losses:

44,285 sq
7044 tanks
16002 guns
21707 air


All praise this great man, the King of Rock!, Mighty Muzrub!!!!!
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Radio brodcast from Moskau!
Comrade Stalin speakd to the workers of Sovietunion.

-Today we have all our freedom because of 1 man!
The might Varjager who has personaly fought the Madman Muzrub to a standstill.General Varjager will be the decorated with the highest honour that USSR can bestow upon any man.He will be the chairman of Berlin and the sector of liberated people in the west!


Losses so far:

Squads :17509
Afvs :3920
Guns :12479
Air :6464

Long Live the Hero of USSR Varjager!!!!
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22/2/42

A message from:

Mighty Muzrub, stepson of der Fuhrer and the Ceaser of modern Generals and leaders.

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Our brave Finnish friends continue to hold their line against furious Soviet attacks. Our brave German sons also continue to fight in these cold conditions and are gaining strength for the coming offensive that will bring victory to our nation.
Our Allies also continue to build their strength for limited operations.

God is with us.

Mighty Muzrub
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Dear Varjager, just two months and Wikings do get their Finns in full strenght to fight some nastiest and hardest battles in East Front.

Honored Muzrub: Does Wikings have in their knowledge that above mentioned fact or is it just forgotten thing ?

Regards from Mosh; - HQ of 013 Panzer Corps

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salute

mosh

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The game so far has been hard and well fought.I now have Muzrub"Fuhrer of all time" on a defensiv
stand.So i push a lot of russian air and tank units to try and eliminate some of the hardest troops that otherwise will cause me problems.The German forces have suffered hardship beyound the imagination of normal men.So the time has come to take the Finns out of the game.Just as a punishment for being a german lapdog!
No offens to all te finns out there.Just a remark that suits well in this tread!

Long live Stalin and his proud Red Army!
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8/3/42


Mighty Muzrub step son of Der Fuhrer, cancers most feared enemy and the greatest ever living conquering hero in this universe and heaven above proclaims this day to be " Mighty Muzrub Day" in honour of myself, for I am Gods vassel on earth sent to you underlings with the right to smite all Jewish-Bolshevik-Slav animals.

I am the GREATEST.


The Soviet Union is on the edge of the Abyss and I, Mighty Muzrub shall launch myself at it in the year of our lord 1942.


God is with us.

For I am LORD.


Muzrub.

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44,952 sq
7,161 tanks
16,485 guns
22,265 air <img src="mad.gif" border="0">
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15/3/42


Mud. All operations have been put on hold until the weather is clear.

Mighty Muzrub
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The proud Russian amry is reorganizing for the coming spring! But the Red Airforces have dealt some strong blows against the facist invaders.
300 German airplanes have been shoot down or straffed at the runways!

Victory will be ours!

Long live comrade Stalin!
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22/3/42

I deny any planes were destroyed and this is yet another attempt to distort the truth. Does this Bolshevik dog know how speak the truth?. I think not.
We are in total control of the skies.

Soviets losses will be restricted until the new offensive. Unless requested!.

Mud is upon our brave troops at the momment but soon we shall unleash fury.

Mighty Muzrub.
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News from the Front.
Stalin has to day decorated the mighty Varjager with the order Hero of the Sovietunion.After this winter when we snatched victory away from the facist dog Muzrub.Now we are preparing to trow the facist invader out for good.Muzrub is still only spreading his lies to the countrys under his control.But the free world knows the differant!

Long live Stalin ruler of the free world!
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