What is this!!
The two Stalins whine like whipped dogs in expectation of their impending doom.
Loki was delayed by a feast where there was much drinking and loving of wenches. Now that he has recovered he turns his gaze to the east.
LokiDirectives#27(a&b) have been emailed to Muzrub and varjager.
One good kick and the whole rotten structure will collapse.
Nick aka Loki ofthe AesiReich.
PS. Loki will share his victories with others in this thread.
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Gentile or Jew
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
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Order 11467.
Western Military District.
Situation Report 22/6/41.
TOP SECRET.
FOR COMRADE STALINS EYES ONLY.
As of the early hours of this morning German troops have breached our borders. The German Luftwaffe has also been bombing our airfields and military bases <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> .
Our troops have resisted with all their might but strong German Armoured formations have driven through our static line.
I believe this incursion into our territory is an act of war.
I await your intructions Comrade Stalin. <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
Pavlov. <img src="mad.gif" border="0">
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Mighty Muzrub Marshal of the Soviet Union and Comrade of Stalin. <img src="mad.gif" border="0">
Order 11467.
Western Military District.
Situation Report 22/6/41.
TOP SECRET.
FOR COMRADE STALINS EYES ONLY.
As of the early hours of this morning German troops have breached our borders. The German Luftwaffe has also been bombing our airfields and military bases <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> .
Our troops have resisted with all their might but strong German Armoured formations have driven through our static line.
I believe this incursion into our territory is an act of war.
I await your intructions Comrade Stalin. <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
Pavlov. <img src="mad.gif" border="0">
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Mighty Muzrub Marshal of the Soviet Union and Comrade of Stalin. <img src="mad.gif" border="0">
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
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WARNING PLEASE READ IN A DRUNKEN' SLUR. HEIL ME!.
22?6/1941
Comrade Stalins speach to the people:
I am perplexed.
Our German friends have attack our country, our peaceful country which was trying to build a greater and more tolerant new world. This is a sad day for world peace and Hitler, for he has opened a door he cannot close. The Soviet people out of love for Mother Russia will rise together in an effort to defeat this evil Warlord who I believe has support from that little upstart Loki.
Both of these animals will be destroyed by the Red Army, this I promise.
Comrade Stalin.
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Hitlerite Losses:
282 sq
107 panzers
12 guns
98 aircraft
1 doomed dictatorship.
Hurrah for Mother Russia!!!
Mighty Muzrub, the only car when it comes to family compfort and safety.
22?6/1941
Comrade Stalins speach to the people:
I am perplexed.
Our German friends have attack our country, our peaceful country which was trying to build a greater and more tolerant new world. This is a sad day for world peace and Hitler, for he has opened a door he cannot close. The Soviet people out of love for Mother Russia will rise together in an effort to defeat this evil Warlord who I believe has support from that little upstart Loki.
Both of these animals will be destroyed by the Red Army, this I promise.
Comrade Stalin.
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Hitlerite Losses:
282 sq
107 panzers
12 guns
98 aircraft
1 doomed dictatorship.
Hurrah for Mother Russia!!!
Mighty Muzrub, the only car when it comes to family compfort and safety.
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
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Hurrah for Mother Russia!!!!!.
The German fascist dogs have for the last bullied and harrased our brave sons. We the PEOPLE of the Soviet Union will strike our blow upon these mongrel dogs with all our might and vengence. This liar and theif Loki already runs in fear of his own men who hate this war against the WORKERS paradise. He knows his people hate him and his Fuhrer, the wretched pig that he is.
I vow to put down this ravenous hound, this Hitlerite pig, this I declare before all. Comrade Stalin our glorious leader and friend will be beside me in this struggle. I will destroy this German CULTURE and its beliefs and turn their people into mince for our dogs to eat at supper.
Long live Comrade Stalin and I Mighty Muzrub.
Hitlerite Losses:
539 fascists
194 coffins
25 pea shooters
197 flying pigs
HURRAH!!!!
The German fascist dogs have for the last bullied and harrased our brave sons. We the PEOPLE of the Soviet Union will strike our blow upon these mongrel dogs with all our might and vengence. This liar and theif Loki already runs in fear of his own men who hate this war against the WORKERS paradise. He knows his people hate him and his Fuhrer, the wretched pig that he is.
I vow to put down this ravenous hound, this Hitlerite pig, this I declare before all. Comrade Stalin our glorious leader and friend will be beside me in this struggle. I will destroy this German CULTURE and its beliefs and turn their people into mince for our dogs to eat at supper.
Long live Comrade Stalin and I Mighty Muzrub.
Hitlerite Losses:
539 fascists
194 coffins
25 pea shooters
197 flying pigs
HURRAH!!!!
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
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My war machines advance to plan. The butchers of soviet citizens called the CPSU should start counting their days.
MuzrubWar. To end of german 6/7/41 turn.
Axis S=745 T=289 G=34 A=302
Sov S=16400 T=4500 G=5900 A=4500
VarjagerWar. To end of german 29/6/41 turn.
Axis S=424 T=136 G=44 A=197
Sov S=12300 T=2750 G=4200 A=3190
Nick. aka. Loki ofthe AesiReich
My war machines advance to plan. The butchers of soviet citizens called the CPSU should start counting their days.
MuzrubWar. To end of german 6/7/41 turn.
Axis S=745 T=289 G=34 A=302
Sov S=16400 T=4500 G=5900 A=4500
VarjagerWar. To end of german 29/6/41 turn.
Axis S=424 T=136 G=44 A=197
Sov S=12300 T=2750 G=4200 A=3190
Nick. aka. Loki ofthe AesiReich
Gentile or Jew
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
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6/7/1941
German soldiers hide in fear from SOVIET BOMBERS!.
Hitlerite losses:
748 sq
294 tanks
38 guns
309 air
This great patriotic continues with all its fury. Our bombers rain down death from high and I Commissar Muzrub have personally castrated 5 fascists while they screamed for mercy and their "Whoreish Jackal Mothers".
Hurrah for Comarade Stalin and Mother Russia!.
Mighty Muzrub.
German soldiers hide in fear from SOVIET BOMBERS!.
Hitlerite losses:
748 sq
294 tanks
38 guns
309 air
This great patriotic continues with all its fury. Our bombers rain down death from high and I Commissar Muzrub have personally castrated 5 fascists while they screamed for mercy and their "Whoreish Jackal Mothers".
Hurrah for Comarade Stalin and Mother Russia!.
Mighty Muzrub.
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
Latest news from Stavka:The Proud Red Army are advancing to Moskau.Facist airborne have been reported around our beloved leader so the hole front have joined to protect our glorius leader Stalin! As soon as we have dealt with the dogs in Moskau area we will kill all troops east of the rhine!
long live stalin!!!
long live stalin!!!
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13/7/41
2 Soviet Generals shot!.
Two Generals were shot today, not for mistakes at the front or any other matter. They were shot because Commissar Mighty Muzrub controls the life and death of everyone! at the front. I look forward to gutting a few German Generals too.
NAZI losses:
1011 sq
309 tanks
69 guns
433 air
Hurrah Mother Russia.....Long Live Comrade Stalin and Commissar Muzrub.
2 Soviet Generals shot!.
Two Generals were shot today, not for mistakes at the front or any other matter. They were shot because Commissar Mighty Muzrub controls the life and death of everyone! at the front. I look forward to gutting a few German Generals too.
NAZI losses:
1011 sq
309 tanks
69 guns
433 air
Hurrah Mother Russia.....Long Live Comrade Stalin and Commissar Muzrub.
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
News from the peaceloving people at the Kremlin: We are at the moment preparing to launch a counter attack.So there is no news for this week.We have heard rumors that the facist dogs are claiming tens of tousend russian killed but that is a outright lie.No russian what so ever have been lossed in this war.Just german propaganda.
Comrade Stalin and Commissar Varjager rest assure that the war will be a short one.
Comrade Stalin and Commissar Varjager rest assure that the war will be a short one.
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Mighty Muzrub can see you Loki!.
You have fear!
Commissar Muzrub has seen the fear in your own soldiers eyes. But you! Loki come on here with your figures but run in fear from the Propaganda war, the war Varjager and I are winning!. Soon we will win the war on the ground!.
What would Goebbels say!.
You have fear!
Commissar Muzrub has seen the fear in your own soldiers eyes. But you! Loki come on here with your figures but run in fear from the Propaganda war, the war Varjager and I are winning!. Soon we will win the war on the ground!.
What would Goebbels say!.
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
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As the soviet armies scatter before the sdvancing juggernaut the two stalins realise that time is short. What will they do to save their own skins before they are swept into the dustbin of history.
In both games the germans have captured Pskov, Mogilev and Vitebsk while forces mass outside Kiev and Odessa.
MuzrubWar to end of German 3/8/41 turn.
Axis S=1835 T=619 G=134 A=659
Sov S=27775 T=5116 G=9645 A=7991
VarjagerWar to end of German 27/7/41 turn.
Axis S=870 T=271 G=76 A=355
Sov S=17273 T=3835 G=6189 A=4036
Rumour spreads in the highest circles that Loki will lead Germany to an increadable Victory(?!!) Less attention is being payed to one strutting corporal.
Nick aka: Loki ofthe AesiReich.
As the soviet armies scatter before the sdvancing juggernaut the two stalins realise that time is short. What will they do to save their own skins before they are swept into the dustbin of history.
In both games the germans have captured Pskov, Mogilev and Vitebsk while forces mass outside Kiev and Odessa.
MuzrubWar to end of German 3/8/41 turn.
Axis S=1835 T=619 G=134 A=659
Sov S=27775 T=5116 G=9645 A=7991
VarjagerWar to end of German 27/7/41 turn.
Axis S=870 T=271 G=76 A=355
Sov S=17273 T=3835 G=6189 A=4036
Rumour spreads in the highest circles that Loki will lead Germany to an increadable Victory(?!!) Less attention is being payed to one strutting corporal.
Nick aka: Loki ofthe AesiReich.
Gentile or Jew
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
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MuzrubOriginally posted by Muzrub:
Mighty Muzrub can see you Loki!.
You have fear!
Commissar Muzrub has seen the fear in your own soldiers eyes. But you! Loki come on here with your figures but run in fear from the Propaganda war, the war Varjager and I are winning!. Soon we will win the war on the ground!.
What would Goebbels say!.
You speak of fear but you have yet to experience it. That will change soon when you find yourself being ground to hamburger under the tracks of a german tank.
I shall wipe the warped travesty that is soviet communism from the face of the land.
Loki of the AesiReich
Gentile or Jew
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
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MuzrubWar
End of german turn 10/8/41
Under the command of Guderian the 2nd and 3rd Pz Grps capture Smolensk and Gomel in a brilliant piece of operational combat.
Commisar Muzrub quivers in his boots at the thought of his comming fate.
Nick aka: Loki ofthe AesiReich
[ September 01, 2001: Message edited by: Lokioftheaesir ]</p>
MuzrubWar
End of german turn 10/8/41
Under the command of Guderian the 2nd and 3rd Pz Grps capture Smolensk and Gomel in a brilliant piece of operational combat.
Commisar Muzrub quivers in his boots at the thought of his comming fate.
Nick aka: Loki ofthe AesiReich
[ September 01, 2001: Message edited by: Lokioftheaesir ]</p>
Gentile or Jew
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
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10/8/41
German Units race ahead and leave thousands of dead comrades in their wake.
Commissar Muzrub is giving the NAZI's the giift of death for an early christmas.
Nazi Losses:
2,105 sq
707 tanks
162 guns
825 air
Comrade Stalin having faith in Commissar Mighty Muzrub has decieded to look after home affairs and replaced himself with General Antonov.
This move could not have came at a better time, a strong military defence is needed, there is no time for politics. The Hitlerites have made ground by racing ahead with thier Panzers but they have suffered heavy losses and shall continue to.
Hurrah Mother Russia and Comrade Stalin.
Mighty Muzrub.
German Units race ahead and leave thousands of dead comrades in their wake.
Commissar Muzrub is giving the NAZI's the giift of death for an early christmas.
Nazi Losses:
2,105 sq
707 tanks
162 guns
825 air
Comrade Stalin having faith in Commissar Mighty Muzrub has decieded to look after home affairs and replaced himself with General Antonov.
This move could not have came at a better time, a strong military defence is needed, there is no time for politics. The Hitlerites have made ground by racing ahead with thier Panzers but they have suffered heavy losses and shall continue to.
Hurrah Mother Russia and Comrade Stalin.
Mighty Muzrub.
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
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VarjagerWar to end of german 24/8/41 turn.
Superior german armoured forces have taken Demyansk, Bryansk and Kiev from Commissar henchman Varjager.
Gruppe commanders have been instructed to try for more soviet losses as 22000 squads is too low.
Nick. Loki ofthe AesiReich
VarjagerWar to end of german 24/8/41 turn.
Superior german armoured forces have taken Demyansk, Bryansk and Kiev from Commissar henchman Varjager.
Gruppe commanders have been instructed to try for more soviet losses as 22000 squads is too low.
Nick. Loki ofthe AesiReich
Gentile or Jew
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
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17/8/41
German forces continue to move forward without direction or leadership. Commissar Mighty Muzrub the greatest leader of all time has held back many of these disorganized Hitlerites with his great defensive stratgies that will surely bring him VICTORY in the near future.
Nazi Losses:
2,256 sq
776 Pz
172 guns
903 air
Hurrah for Comrade Stalin and myself a God amoung men.
German forces continue to move forward without direction or leadership. Commissar Mighty Muzrub the greatest leader of all time has held back many of these disorganized Hitlerites with his great defensive stratgies that will surely bring him VICTORY in the near future.
Nazi Losses:
2,256 sq
776 Pz
172 guns
903 air
Hurrah for Comrade Stalin and myself a God amoung men.
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil