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Post by patrickl » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:19 pm

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

You have 5 minutes or so during "Training ship crews" when nothing is happening so go satisfy her needs and get back in time for the next turn's orders phase.

Oh and by the way, we are nerds not geeks. [:D]

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Post by Speedysteve » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:38 pm

Correction RUPD. Firstly, this is Nik. 5 minutes?!? [:-]

Secondly, I am neither a nerd or a geek

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Post by RUPD3658 » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:46 pm

I am still is shock that he has a girlfriend. The 5 minutes includes making a sandwich and walking back to the computer. [;)]

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Post by Mynok » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:09 pm

Girlfriend Mk I........

In my day we called those "blow up dolls".

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Post by Nikademus » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:12 pm

These days we call them "Mrs Frag."

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Post by TheElf » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:14 pm

Nik,
Just marry her. After six months she'll give up on you and you'll have plenty of time to play WitP[;)] I'm not a nerd or a geek either. Just a dude with a problem.

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Post by Mynok » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:16 pm

Plus, I must point out that your Girlfriend Mk I is malfunctioning. She is acting like Wife Mk VI.

This is a degenerative and incurable malfunction. Return this one for a full refund. If you wait, you will require Lawyer Mk III to excise the problem.

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Post by Nikademus » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:18 pm

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Nik,
Just marry her. After six months she'll give up on you and you'll have plenty of time to play WitP[;)] I'm not a nerd or a geek either. Just a dude with a problem.

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Post by DuckofTindalos » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:18 pm

Yeah, the Girlfriend Mk I should never have been put into production...

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Post by Nikademus » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:19 pm

Yes.....GF mark I should preform like Blowup doll Mark LXXXXXIIII which, from what Mr. Frag tells me, is very complient (I wouldn't know personally of course!)

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Post by Mike Solli » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:30 pm

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Girlfriend Mk I........

In my day we called those "blow up dolls".

or blow up sheep? [:(]

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Post by Mynok » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:34 pm

Blow up sheep are a different product, with different accessories. Usually comes with a coupon for 2 free hours with Psychiatrist Mk II.

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Post by DuckofTindalos » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:39 pm

Or Policeman Mk III, followed by Judge Mk IV/V, then Warden Mk II, and Brutal Cellmate Mk X.

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Post by Mike Solli » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:47 pm

The Brutal Cellmate Mk X can replace the blow up sheep, if necessary.

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Post by Admiral DadMan » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:51 pm

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The Brutal Cellmate Mk X can replace the blow up sheep, if necessary.

Sheep are sooo over-rated. Besides, they only blow up if they eat too much grain.

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Post by Mike Solli » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:15 pm

Reminds of the Carnak skit:

Cis-boom-bah.

What sound does an exploding sheep make?

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Post by RUPD3658 » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:36 pm

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Sheep are sooo over-rated. Besides, they only blow up if they eat too much grain.

Same thing happens to girlfriend MK 1 after upgrading her to wife MK 1.1 (not that I have gained an ounce since giving up my bachelorhood)[;)]

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Post by niceguy2005 » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:32 pm

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GF wants me to tell you that "She is not pleased......at all"

Just tell her you can have more fun with Betty, Kate, Jill, Judy, Val, Sonia, Helen, Sally, etc.....[:'(] That ought to get her to leave ya alone for awhile.

P.S. I wouldn't tell her about Oscar, Frank, George or Irving though.

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Post by niceguy2005 » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:38 pm

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The Brutal Cellmate Mk X can replace the blow up sheep, if necessary.

Those would be some scary a@# blow up sheep then! [X(][X(]

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Post by rogueusmc » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:03 pm

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