"This is a boring game"

[Speedysteve]

LOL. Newcastle Brown [:-]

[Micah Goodman]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

A mate of mine sent me this e-mail a while ago......[:D]

Dear Technical Support,


Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and
could not be deleted.

Let me tell you Gents women are worse than Elephants as far as memory goes. Years ago before I had kids and could actually sleep past 6:30 am, me and my then girlfriend, now wife, had spent the night engaging in adult entertainment. We were rudely woken up by a knock on the door at the ungodly hour of 11:00 am. At the time I had just gotten out of the military and was still in shape. In my half aware state and hurrying to get dress I grabbed the first pair of jean shorts that I saw on the floor. While I staggered around looking for a shirt my wife says,

“Honey, those are my shorts.”

And with out thinking, before I could stop my self I said,

“I thought there was too much ass in these pants.” Meaning they were very loose around my ass and thighs and tight around the waist.

Instantly I covered my face in my hands and moaned something unintelligible like, “She will NEVER forget this one.”

Her response was a maniacal laugh and she said, “OHHHH, I will never forget this one! I own you! Muhahahahaha.”

She actually did the evil maniacal laugh. Now most women when faced with such a Neanderthal statement would have cried, we would have fought, ect. Not my wife she saves it for when she really, really, wants something. She ever so gently reminds me of past transgression and normally gets what she wants.

But on the plus side she has no problem with my computer habits. Heck, half the time I am on the computer, she is on the other one playing Texas Hold’em on line.

[IS2m]

This whole thread is

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: IS2m

This whole thread is

Yeah - great isn't it!![:D]

[Mynok]

Spam was an important part of our war effort in the Pacific. Seems on topic to me.

[:D]

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: IS2m

This whole thread is

Careful or Nik will sick wife 1.0 on you!

[demonterico]

Come on guys theres a simple solution to this wife problem.

Asian wife 1.0

They are so perfect that in 5000 years they haven't needed an upgrade.

She works fulltime, does all the cooking and cleaning, is in her mid 40's now but looks much much younger, and delivers my dinner to me at my computer. Thats the short list of features.

[Mynok]

Check the fine print:

*May carry bird flu

[barnacle bob]

ORIGINAL: demonterico

Come on guys theres a simple solution to this wife problem.

Asian wife 1.0

They are so perfect that in 5000 years they haven't needed an upgrade.

She works fulltime, does all the cooking and cleaning, is in her mid 40's now but looks much much younger, and delivers my dinner to me at my computer. Thats the short list of features.

Where do you get one? Do they take trade ins?

[Nikademus]

I thought it was Russian mail-order Bride version 1.0??

[DuckofTindalos]

Those are shipped in wooden containers, BTW. The mortality rate is disturbingly high, but they're easy to dispose of afterwards.

[demonterico]

Watch out for the Russians Nic they can malfunction (as: HAL 2001)

[ilovestrategy]

I apologize, I just wanted to play with the icons, [:D][:D][:D][:D]

[barnacle bob]

Speaking of SPAM....

Do the people here prefer:

1) Mayo
2) Mustard
3) Ketchup
4) Other

[Speedysteve]

Hate Mustard. Either light Mayo or Ketchup

[LargeSlowTarget]

4) Jack Daniels BBQ sauce

[Speedysteve]

Others to add are Brown Sauce (HP) and as LST mentioned BBQ sauce (especially on a burger[:)])

Don't forget Branston on ham sarnies too.

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Hate Mustard. Either light Mayo or Ketchup

HATE Mustard??? Deviant...[X(][8|]

[Speedysteve]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Hate Mustard. Either light Mayo or Ketchup

HATE Mustard??? Deviant...[X(][8|]

We hates them.

[DuckofTindalos]

Like you "hates" flame tanks?[:D]