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[Nikademus]

Device 1789: Holy Handgrenade

Acc: 20000
Effect: Infinity * 2
size: 1
upgrade: Holy Howitzer

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

Device 1789: Holy Handgrenade

Acc: 20000
Effect: Infinity * 2
size: 1
upgrade: Holy Howitzer

drawback: range - 20 meters

[Nikademus]

ah but the Holy Howitzer has a range of 100 hexes!

[Mynok]

Be careful, because the Holy Howitzer is a static unit, and you will no longer be able to move your Holy Infantry once it upgrades.

[rtrapasso]

Ah, the Dutch Naval Bases must have these babies...

[Mynok]

Yep, they call them Heilige SchwerePüfferGeflingers, but they are the same thing.

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Yep, they call them Heilige SchwerePüfferGeflingers, but they are the same thing.

Midnight. The Japanese Task Force under Admiral Tanaka increases its speed to 30 knots as they swing into the final leg of their approach to bombard Cooktown.

Little did they know, their ships had been spotted by a radar-equipped PBY, who had alerted the Allied defenses.

The Dutch gunners grimmly made final adjustments to their Heilige SchwerePüfferGeflingers. Soon, they vowed, they would have vengeance for their defeat at Balikpapan...

[RUPD3658]

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Be careful, because the Holy Howitzer is a static unit, and you will no longer be able to move your Holy Infantry once it upgrades.

Consult the book of armaments for details. [&o]

[Mynok]

"...Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then firest thou thy Heilige SchwerePüfferGeflingers of Amsterdam towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. "

-- Book of Armaments

[Mynok]

Slight textual errors may have occurred, as I translated this from the Dutch translation of the original Folderol.

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Slight textual errors may have occurred, as I translated this from the Dutch translation of the original Folderol.

Oh, yes, that was the one written by M. Arglebargle or somebody else...

[Bill Durrant]

the phenomenon of Déja Vu...

I'm sure I've heard that phrase somewhere before

[Mynok]

Hmm....I will check my research but I'm pretty sure it was Terminus I, King Of Folderol who wrote the original Book of Armaments.

M. Arglebargle is Nik's lawyer.....of course, I wouldn't be surprised if Nik's lawyer *did* claim authorship of the sacred text.

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Hmm....I will check my research but I'm pretty sure it was Terminus I, King Of Folderol who wrote the original Book of Armaments.

M. Arglebargle is Nik's lawyer.....of course, I wouldn't be surprised if Nik's lawyer *did* claim authorship of the sacred text.

well, i *did* say it was Arglebargle or somebody else... so technically i am correct[:'(]

[DuckofTindalos]

Ah, Terminus I... Not a descendant of him, of course...

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Ah, Terminus I... Not a descendant of him, of course...

i thought you WERE him!

[DuckofTindalos]

No, I don't speak (or write) Dutch, not being from the Netherlands, but from DENMARK!!!

[Mynok]

And now for something completely different........

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

No, I don't speak (or write) Dutch, not being from the Netherlands, but from DENMARK!!!

He said Terminus I was King of Folderol, not the Netherlands, and clearly stated that it was translated INTO Dutch from Folderol.

King of Folderol: i thought that description fit you quite nicely![:'(]

NOTE: editted for clarification, but Terminus quoted me before the edit was in...[:(]

[DuckofTindalos]

Two monkeys on a motorcycle... A timeless classic...