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RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

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ORIGINAL: Speedy

$ are irrelevant buttboy.

Everyone KNOWS i'm not an Axis fanboy.

I don't intend to win in China just in Yenen.

P.S. £10 says that ASW is broken, flak is broken, land combat is broken. In fact the game is broken [:'(]
True...maybe we should play Electronic Battleship instead.

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Probably won't take 11 years to complete, either...
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it shouldn't take so long except that ass-munch here keeps skipping days instead of sending me turns.

its because he's afraid. afraid of my rightous Allied wrath

More Wellingtons on the way

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[:D]

Keep up the propaganda buttface.

Aliied righteousness? Is that what you tell yourself when you go to bed knowing that you're killing innocent hard working citizens in places like Emden?!?[:-]

P.S. Buttboy when my ISP sorts their life out I will have broadband at home = more turns to smite you with
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I'm not killing civies....i'm blasting enemy pixels that produce ice cream for your soldiers thus it makes for a legitimate morale attack.

As for feeling bad.....well i wasn't feeling bad last nite as I was running down the central corridor of the primary enemy HQ in FarCry, a cry of GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eminating from my lips and assault gun firing away. Baddies left and right falling to my rightious anger!!!!!

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Ditto whilst I was blasting Nazis in MOHAA.

I'm deadly with a Thompson. Deadly I tell you.

P.S. my pixels hurt
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There is more pain in store for your pixels.

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that is.....as soon as my P-47 men start speaking to me again.....
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They'll neaver speak to Bomber Buttface again.

All check this out - the illustrious CiC decided to send 100 P47's on a low flying sweep to Glize-Rijen in Holland. However he told them to fly at low level over a heavily defended Armaments factory and over Rotterdam. In total he had about 200 flak guns firing at him. Nice one Colonel [:'(]
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Well, after seeing all his B&B quotes, that's hardly a surprise...
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Huh huh huh
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we took out several AA guns.

strategically....it was a victory

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You mean 1 x 20mm right?

Well worth 35 Jugs.

Fair trade i'd say.

Try again Buttface [:D]

Strategically it was a shambles. Tactically it was a fiasco
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losses already replaced.

however every AA gun destroyed is one less the Germans have.....i cant lose!

whee!

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Huh huh huh huh
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ORIGINAL: Nikademus

losses already replaced.

however every AA gun destroyed is one less the Germans have.....i cant lose!

whee!


So you're planning to win when exactly? 1954?
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He'll never win by destroying a gun a day. I produce at least 15-20 20mm per day for the Reich defences I control.

If he carries on at this pace i'll have control of the skies with 262's by June
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BAH

by then your cities will be dust. Kiel has been all but blasted back to the stone age......now Emden is feeling the pinch. 8th AF has decimated his happy pill factories and Italy is largely without power.

I rock.....huh huh huh huh. Now if i could only figure out this escort green line thingy......huh huh huh huh.

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Muhahahahaha.

I wondered if Nik would try and reinforce PM. He clearly is. I like this. More things to bag in due course [:)]

SS RO34 will be receiving extra Saki rations and lots of women when they get home. They hit 2 AP's today. I think Moreton Bay should sink. Bye bye troop transport

I wondered whether Nik would move at least part of the AVG to intercept a bombing run. He shot down 8 crates known as Nates and a couple of Sonia's. No problem.

Yenen falls as predicted. I accept Paypal Buttface.


AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/11/42

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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 22
Ki-21 Sally x 35
Ki-48 Lily x 19
Ki-15 Babs x 2

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 2 damaged
Ki-48 Lily: 1 damaged

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 13

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
9 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
10 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 17000 feet
6 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
6 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
7 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
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Day Air attack on 83rd Chinese Corps, at 42,40

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27 Nate x 25
Ki-51 Sonia x 36

Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 35

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-27 Nate: 6 destroyed, 2 damaged
Ki-51 Sonia: 2 destroyed, 3 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
P-40B Tomahawk: 8 damaged


Allied ground losses:
13 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
34 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 44th Chinese Corps, at 46,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 7

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
13 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
7 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 80th Chinese Corps, at 46,35

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 9
Ki-15 Babs x 1

No Japanese losses

Aircraft Attacking:
9 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on TF at 56,87


Allied aircraft
Kittyhawk I x 12
Beaufort I x 6


No Allied losses

Japanese Ships
AP Gokoku Maru
AP Chihaya Maru

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Beaufort I bombing at 8000 feet
3 x Beaufort I bombing at 8000 feet

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Ground combat at Yenen

Japanese Deliberate attack

Attacking force 155455 troops, 1686 guns, 158 vehicles

Defending force 29005 troops, 140 guns, 0 vehicles

Japanese assault odds: 1 to 1 (fort level 0)

Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 0


Japanese ground losses:
1756 casualties reported
Guns lost 47
Vehicles lost 2

Allied ground losses:
1148 casualties reported
Guns lost 17

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AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/12/42


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Sub attack at 50,98

Japanese Ships
SS RO-34

Allied Ships
AP Esperance Bay, Torpedo hits 1, on fire
AP Orungal
AP Moreton Bay
AP Largs Bay
MSW Wollongong
MSW Whyalla
MSW Toowoomba
MSW Mildura
MSW Lithgow
MSW Lismore
PG Warrego


Allied ground losses:
33 casualties reported

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Sub attack at 54,44

Japanese Ships
AK Takaosan Maru
AK Usa Maru
PG Nanpo Maru
MSW Shawa Maru #10
MSW W.17
MSW W.16

Allied Ships
SS Grenadier

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ASW attack at 50,98

Japanese Ships
SS RO-34

Allied Ships
MSW Wollongong
MSW Whyalla
MSW Toowoomba
MSW Mildura
MSW Lithgow
MSW Lismore
PG Warrego

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Day Air attack on 21st Chinese Corps, at 39,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21 Sally x 42
Ki-15 Babs x 1

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
88 casualties reported
Guns lost 3

Aircraft Attacking:
27 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
15 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 44th Chinese Corps, at 46,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 10

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
20 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 80th Chinese Corps, at 46,35

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 10
Ki-15 Babs x 1

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
13 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 90th Chinese Corps, at 50,26

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 17

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-51 Sonia: 1 destroyed, 6 damaged

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
6 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on TF, near Lae at 54,87

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 13

Allied aircraft
Wirraway x 7
Kittyhawk I x 7
Beaufort I x 10
P-39D Airacobra x 15

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Beaufort I: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged
P-39D Airacobra: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged

Japanese Ships
PC Ch 12
PG Chiyo Maru
TK Toho Maru, Torpedo hits 1, on fire
AK Hakkai Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire
AK Akasisan Maru

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Wirraway bombing at 2000 feet
2 x Beaufort I launching torpedoes at 200 feet
3 x Beaufort I launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x Wirraway bombing at 2000 feet
4 x Beaufort I launching torpedoes at 200 feet
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Sub attack at 50,98

Japanese Ships
SS RO-34

Allied Ships
AP Moreton Bay, Torpedo hits 2, on fire
AP Manoora
AP Kanimba
MSW Wollongong
MSW Whyalla
MSW Toowoomba
MSW Mildura
MSW Lithgow
MSW Lismore
PG Warrego


Allied ground losses:
52 casualties reported


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Ground combat at Yenen

Japanese Deliberate attack

Attacking force 153115 troops, 1628 guns, 155 vehicles

Defending force 0 troops, 0 guns, 0 vehicles

Japanese assault odds: 1938 to 1 (fort level 0)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Yenen base !!!


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Yennen was evacuated hoser. It didn't fall. Ever victorious red chinese troops have temporarily vacated Yennen to redeploy for a future strategic initiative.

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