Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

[Speedysteve]

Hi all,

This is a 42A campaign started with myself controlling the Glorious Japanese Empire against the heathen westerner Nikademus. Both sub doctrines off, user defined upgrades and 2 day turns. The aim is simple: To blast Nik into outer space back to his Alien Ship [:D]

We are testing Nik's latest mod. V3.0. This has further adjustments/changes which includes a land flak fix! [8D]

The first couple of days not much happened other than a glorious sweep by Elite Zeros over the heathen base of Port Moresby and the IJA bombed Kohima from 20,000 feet.

Here's the 2nd days action:

AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/03/42

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Day Air attack on Port Moresby , at 53,91

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 22

Allied aircraft
Kittyhawk I x 11
P-39D Airacobra x 8

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Kittyhawk I: 4 destroyed, 3 damaged
P-39D Airacobra: 3 destroyed, 1 damaged

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Day Air attack on 4th New Chinese Corps, at 48,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 10

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
10 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 91st Chinese Corps, at 39,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21 Sally x 27
Ki-15 Babs x 1

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
81 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
13 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 15000 feet
14 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 15000 feet
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Day Air attack on 16th Chinese Corps, at 50,26

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 18

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-51 Sonia: 10 damaged


Allied ground losses:
7 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
8 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet

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Ground combat at 39,37

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 15839 troops, 183 guns, 0 vehicles

Defending force 29271 troops, 137 guns, 0 vehicles



Allied ground losses:
36 casualties reported


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Ground combat at 39,37

Allied Bombardment attack

Attacking force 20991 troops, 137 guns, 0 vehicles

Defending force 15839 troops, 183 guns, 0 vehicles


Japanese ground losses:
9 casualties reported
Guns lost 2

Allied ground losses:
2 casualties reported

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AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/04/42


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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 37
Ki-21 Sally x 44
Ki-48 Lily x 27
Ki-15 Babs x 4

Allied aircraft
Lysander I x 6
Hurricane II x 17

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed, 2 damaged
Ki-21 Sally: 4 damaged
Ki-48 Lily: 10 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Lysander I: 3 destroyed
Hurricane II: 11 destroyed
Hudson I: 2 destroyed


Allied ground losses:
48 casualties reported

Airbase hits 5
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 15

Aircraft Attacking:
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
27 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
9 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
7 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
21 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
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Day Air attack on Port Moresby , at 53,91

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 23

Allied aircraft
Kittyhawk I x 10
P-39D Airacobra x 31

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 4 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Kittyhawk I: 2 destroyed, 3 damaged
P-39D Airacobra: 6 destroyed, 5 damaged

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Day Air attack on 4th New Chinese Corps, at 48,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 10

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
21 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 28th Chinese Corps, at 39,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21 Sally x 36
Ki-15 Babs x 2

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
51 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
9 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 15000 feet
18 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 15000 feet
6 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 15000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 15000 feet
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Day Air attack on 27th Chinese Corps, at 50,26

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 9

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-51 Sonia: 9 damaged


Allied ground losses:
16 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
9 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet

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Ground combat at 39,37

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 15810 troops, 181 guns, 0 vehicles

Defending force 53945 troops, 281 guns, 0 vehicles



Allied ground losses:
13 casualties reported


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Ground combat at 39,37

Allied Bombardment attack

Attacking force 20887 troops, 137 guns, 0 vehicles

Defending force 15810 troops, 181 guns, 0 vehicles


Japanese ground losses:
4 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

[Nikademus]

After brushing up on Australian rules football.....Kittyhawk pilots returned to the air on day 2 and shot down 4 "elite" Japanese Zeros.

We say "Bollocks" to elite Zeros

[:'(]

[Speedysteve]

Pah. Propaganda.

Japanese say "Sum Ting Wong" to Nik. Your results are lies.

In fact Nik "Yu Stin Ki Pu" [:D]

Saburo had breakfast with me this morning and was saying about how easy it was shooting down these American's flying trainers. The so called P39's. Pah Airacobras. More like Airacoffins [:'(]

[Nikademus]

Axis Fanboy!

Sakai probably never even saw a P-39!

[Speedysteve]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

Axis Fanboy!

Sakai probably never even saw a P-39!

[X(]

I quote ""The stereotypical image of the fanboy is as an unkempt, often overweight, and generally unattractive figure of a young man who appears as a loud mouthed pseudo-intellectual"

I score 0 on all those counts. On that alone you're a lying westerner with tiny cohones [:D]

P.S. Saburo never lies. Its not in his nature.

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Speedy


I score 0 on all those counts. On that alone you're a lying westerner with tiny cohones [:D]

It's spelled "cojones", Speedy, but pronounced "cohones". Keep the trash-talk going, please!

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

P.S. Saburo never lies. Its not in his nature.

It is in the nature of all Axis Fanboy pilots to fly crap planes with crappy propellors and spin tall tales.

[DuckofTindalos]

And spin their tails and fall out of the sky. Inferior slant-eyed airplanes! Sorry, it's not really my place to trash-talk here, but I couldn't resist...[8D]

[Speedysteve]

Terminus. I am going to bash Nik into outta space make sure you are not near the hammer when it strikes.

Heathen - if such crappy planes why did they kick your Airacoffins arses so easily over the past 4 days.

Everyone watchout we have an Allied fanboy here [:'(]

[Speedysteve]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Inferior slant-eyed airplanes!

Planes have eyes? [X(][;)]

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy


Heathen - if such crappy planes why did they kick your Airacoffins arses so easily over the past 4 days.

The airacobra's were probably caught while in a landing pattern and suprised. Everyone knows that at low altitude a P-39 is a Zero's worst nightmare.

[Speedysteve]

Nik the question you need to ask is turning circles. Boom and Zoom i'm telling you. Don't dogfight [:D]

[Speedysteve]

Hi all,

More air combat across the theatre.

Mr ity bity cajone thinks he can challenge my supremacy of the air. Pah. Time to smite him...........

AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/05/42

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Day Air attack on Haiphong , at 37,38


Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 47
IL-4c x 6


Allied aircraft losses
IL-4c: 3 damaged

Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 14

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 12
Wellington III x 12

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 3 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Wellington III: 4 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
9 casualties reported

Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 5

Aircraft Attacking:
6 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
10 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
2 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Akyab , at 30,29


Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 16


No Allied losses

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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 36
Ki-21 Sally x 43
Ki-48 Lily x 27
Ki-15 Babs x 5

Allied aircraft
Lysander I x 4
Hurricane II x 12

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 3 destroyed, 1 damaged
Ki-21 Sally: 1 destroyed, 4 damaged
Ki-48 Lily: 2 destroyed, 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Lysander I: 3 destroyed
Hurricane II: 3 destroyed, 7 damaged


Allied ground losses:
30 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Airbase hits 5
Runway hits 21

Aircraft Attacking:
12 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
16 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
8 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
4 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
7 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
2 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87


Allied aircraft
Kittyhawk I x 14
P-39D Airacobra x 30


Allied aircraft losses
P-39D Airacobra: 1 destroyed, 5 damaged

Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 2

Aircraft Attacking:
26 x P-39D Airacobra attacking at 100 feet
3 x P-39D Airacobra attacking at 100 feet
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Day Air attack on Port Moresby , at 53,91

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 20

Allied aircraft
Kittyhawk I x 9

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Kittyhawk I: 1 damaged

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Day Air attack on 28th Chinese Corps, at 39,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21 Sally x 34
Ki-15 Babs x 1

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
59 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
14 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 15000 feet
20 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 15000 feet
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Day Air attack on 66th Chinese Corps, at 43,40

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27 Nate x 18
Ki-51 Sonia x 36

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
40 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
36 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 7

Allied aircraft
Hudson I x 7

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 3 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Hudson I: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged

Airbase hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet

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Ground combat at Yenen

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 119048 troops, 1346 guns, 17 vehicles

Defending force 43144 troops, 225 guns, 0 vehicles



Allied ground losses:
175 casualties reported
Guns lost 2


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Ground combat at 39,37

Allied Shock attack

Attacking force 41902 troops, 279 guns, 0 vehicles

Defending force 15806 troops, 183 guns, 0 vehicles

Allied assault odds: 3 to 1


Japanese ground losses:
46 casualties reported
Guns lost 2

Allied ground losses:
641 casualties reported
Guns lost 26


Defeated Japanese Units Retreating!
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AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/06/42


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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 13

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 10
Wellington III x 11

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
Wellington III: 1 destroyed, 4 damaged

Aircraft Attacking:
5 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
4 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
2 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 38
Ki-21 Sally x 39
Ki-48 Lily x 6
Ki-15 Babs x 5

Allied aircraft
Lysander I x 3
Hurricane II x 5

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 2 damaged
Ki-48 Lily: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Lysander I: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged
Hurricane II: 3 destroyed
Hudson I: 1 destroyed


Allied ground losses:
1 casualties reported

Airbase hits 2
Runway hits 8

Aircraft Attacking:
8 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
6 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
10 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87


Allied aircraft
Kittyhawk I x 11
P-39D Airacobra x 22


Allied aircraft losses
P-39D Airacobra: 2 destroyed, 4 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
9 casualties reported

Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
14 x P-39D Airacobra attacking at 100 feet
6 x P-39D Airacobra attacking at 100 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87


Allied aircraft
B-17C Fortress x 11


Allied aircraft losses
B-17C Fortress: 2 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
62 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 12

Aircraft Attacking:
7 x B-17C Fortress bombing at 10000 feet
4 x B-17C Fortress bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Port Moresby , at 53,91

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 18

Allied aircraft
Kittyhawk I x 9

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Kittyhawk I: 2 destroyed, 2 damaged

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Day Air attack on 63rd Chinese Corps, at 42,40

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27 Nate x 21
Ki-51 Sonia x 36

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
45 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
36 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 51st Chinese Corps, at 47,36

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 7
Ki-15 Babs x 1

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-51 Sonia: 7 damaged


Allied ground losses:
8 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
7 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 60th Chinese/A Corps, at 50,31

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 13

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
8 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
13 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 10

Allied aircraft
Hudson I x 3

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Hudson I: 1 damaged

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Akyab , at 30,29


Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 14
LB-30 Liberator x 18


No Allied losses

Aircraft Attacking:
18 x LB-30 Liberator bombing at 15000 feet

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Ground combat at Yenen

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 118954 troops, 1342 guns, 17 vehicles

Defending force 42783 troops, 222 guns, 0 vehicles



Allied ground losses:
84 casualties reported

[DuckofTindalos]

Aah, trash talk goooooood...

[Speedysteve]

Nik is to get smited. No doubt about it [:D]

My uber Zeros will wipe out his airforce.

My supermen will charge and take his men on face to face.

My super ships will wash away his filth.

By the way he's making some interesting moves in China [;)]

[Nikademus]

Whistile while u work
(whistling sounds)

[Speedysteve]

You can whistle dixie [:D]

[Nikademus]

You'll be whistling Trent Reznor after i'm done with you.

Bow down before the one you serve [ME]
Your going to get what you deserve [A pin in the balloon of your Co-Pros. Sphere]

[:'(]

[Speedysteve]

[:D]

Keep dreaming kiddo. Actually how much Guinness have you had today? [;)]

[DuckofTindalos]

Trent Reznor???