Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

[Nikademus]

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[DuckofTindalos]

Can you even FIND the History Channel? Isn't your TV welded onto MTV?

[Speedysteve]

[:D]

[Nikademus]

its uhm.....next to the Cartoon Network....right? eh huh huh

[Nikademus]

Having lost yet more Sons of Heaven...speedy has run off to his pub to cry in his beer. thats why there's no turn.

[:D] [:D] [:D]

[Speedysteve]

The report speaks for itself.

A slaughter by my subs off the Australian east coast. AP Largs Bay carrying men of the 7th Australian Division to PM founders and sinks after being hit by 2 torpedo's from I-27. I-21 also tags Manunda with a fish. I-7 blows up the AK Mormacdove ferrying supplies into Townsville. Fish are also fired at CA Australia (miss). All three subs have performed magnificently after being vectored onto the convoys predicted course.

SS Triton is now with the fish after being hit by 3 DC's.

All proceeding as planned around the Empire. Allied mediums bomb Mandalay but don't dare to bomb from lower than 10,000 feet

Planes losses: Allies - 14, Japanese - 8.

The Guinness is on Nik.

AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/13/42

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Sub attack at 50,97

Japanese Ships
SS I-27

Allied Ships
AP Manunda
AP Westralia
MSW Wollongong
MSW Whyalla
MSW Toowoomba
MSW Mildura
MSW Lithgow
MSW Lismore
PG Warrego

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Sub attack at 50,97

Japanese Ships
SS I-27

Allied Ships
AP Largs Bay, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage
AP Orungal
AP Kanimba
MSW Wollongong
MSW Whyalla
MSW Toowoomba
MSW Mildura
MSW Lithgow
MSW Lismore
PG Warrego


Allied ground losses:
28 casualties reported

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ASW attack at 53,46

Japanese Ships
DD Yakaze
DD Hakaze
DD Sawakaze
DD Minekaze
DD Asakaze

Allied Ships
SS Triton, hits 3, on fire

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Day Air attack on Haiphong , at 37,38

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
IL-4c x 6

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
IL-4c: 2 damaged

Runway hits 3

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 15

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 12
Wellington III x 12

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 3 damaged
Ki-21 Sally: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Blenheim IV: 1 damaged
Wellington III: 3 damaged

Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 3

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
4 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
2 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 44th Chinese Corps, at 46,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 10

No Japanese losses

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 60th Chinese/A Corps, at 49,30

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 24

Allied aircraft
I-16c x 11

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-51 Sonia: 2 destroyed, 13 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
I-16c: 1 damaged


Allied ground losses:
28 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
22 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 13

Allied aircraft
Hudson I x 6

No Japanese losses

No Allied losses

Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on TF, near Lae at 54,87

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 26

Allied aircraft
Wirraway x 7
Kittyhawk I x 11
Beaufort I x 3
P-40E Warhawk x 11

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Wirraway: 3 damaged
Kittyhawk I: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged
Beaufort I: 3 damaged
P-40E Warhawk: 7 destroyed

Japanese Ships
AO Ondo
PG Chiyo Maru
AK Durban Maru

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Wirraway bombing at 2000 feet
3 x Beaufort I launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x Wirraway bombing at 2000 feet
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Sub attack at 51,96

Japanese Ships
SS RO-34

Allied Ships
CA Australia
DD Farragut
DD Walke
CA Chicago

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ASW attack at 51,96

Japanese Ships
SS RO-34

Allied Ships
AP Manunda
MSW Wollongong
MSW Whyalla
MSW Toowoomba
MSW Mildura
MSW Lithgow
MSW Lismore
PG Warrego


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Ground combat at 38,37

Allied Shock attack

Attacking force 40199 troops, 242 guns, 0 vehicles

Defending force 22910 troops, 254 guns, 17 vehicles

Allied assault odds: 0 to 1


Japanese ground losses:
53 casualties reported
Guns lost 4

Allied ground losses:
2025 casualties reported
Guns lost 24

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AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/14/42


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Sub attack at 48,104

Japanese Ships
SS I-7

Allied Ships
AK Mormacdove, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage
MSW Benalla

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Sub attack at 52,94

Japanese Ships
SS I-21

Allied Ships
AP Manunda, Torpedo hits 1, on fire
AP Orungal
MSW Wollongong
MSW Whyalla
MSW Toowoomba
MSW Mildura
MSW Lithgow
MSW Lismore
PG Warrego


Allied ground losses:
21 casualties reported

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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 18

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 11
Wellington III x 9

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 8 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Blenheim IV: 1 damaged
Wellington III: 1 destroyed, 4 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
10 casualties reported

Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 2

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
5 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
2 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 16
Ki-21 Sally x 39
Ki-48 Lily x 17
Ki-15 Babs x 3

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 6 damaged
Ki-48 Lily: 3 damaged

Airbase hits 3
Airbase supply hits 3
Runway hits 10

Aircraft Attacking:
12 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
12 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
9 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 17000 feet
8 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
7 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
5 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 17000 feet
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Day Air attack on 60th Chinese/A Corps, at 49,30

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 16

Allied aircraft
I-16c x 12

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-51 Sonia: 1 destroyed, 10 damaged



Allied ground losses:
10 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
15 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 14

Allied aircraft
Hudson I x 7

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Hudson I: 1 damaged

Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
4 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
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ASW attack at 52,94

Japanese Ships
SS I-21

Allied Ships
MSW Wollongong
MSW Whyalla
MSW Toowoomba
MSW Mildura
MSW Lithgow
MSW Lismore
PG Warrego

[Nikademus]

No living beings were harmed during the making of this film. Lies.....propaganda.

[DuckofTindalos]

However, many pixels will never be the same again...[8D]

[Speedysteve]

Certainly blackened out Mr T. You thought Emden was bad. Check out the eastern Australian seaboard.

Divers will LOVE this place soon [8D]

[DuckofTindalos]

There'll be some pixel blackening at Bobruisk, too, Herr Speedy. The Sons of Mother Russia are coming for you!

[Nikademus]

but ASW is broken....therefore your subs will soon be sunk!

neener

(it also helps to discover that none of my Oz aircraft were searching the waters......the guilty oompa loompa has been fired and replaced by an all knowing American air officer)

[Speedysteve]

Mr T - Bobruisk is as much a carnage field for you as me. Only prob is being the Ruskie you can afford more losses than I can [;)]

Nik - translated = Nik made a FUBAR and is paying for it. You will also pay for in India and Australia itself soon. Very soon.........

[Speedysteve]

Nik foolishly attempted to carry on towards PM. Betties attacked and hit AP's in harbour 2 of which sunk. Furious air battles raged over PM with experienced Zero fliers engaging resourceful Allied opposition.

Greenling goes glug glug. If you play me at WiTP I track subs. If I spot one you had better move it else they'll be 5 ASW ships on top of it next day. Greenling learnt the hard way [;)]

After 2 days 30 Allied planes were down for 23 Japanese.

AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/15/42

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ASW attack at 61,81

Japanese Ships
PC Ch 23
PC Ch 10
DD Ariake
DD Wakaba

Allied Ships
SS Greenling, hits 3, on fire, heavy damage

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Day Air attack on Haiphong , at 37,38

Japanese aircraft
Ki-43-Ib Oscar x 7

Allied aircraft
IL-4c x 6

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
IL-4c: 6 damaged

Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 7th Chinese Air Base Force, at 44,38

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27 Nate x 18
Ki-51 Sonia x 32

Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 11

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-27 Nate: 1 destroyed
Ki-51 Sonia: 1 destroyed, 20 damaged



Allied ground losses:
41 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
31 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 8th Chinese/A Corps, at 50,28

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 18

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
16 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
8 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on TF at 53,92

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 48
G4M1 Betty x 23

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 2 damaged

Allied Ships
AP Westralia, Torpedo hits 3, on fire, heavy damage
MSW Lismore
AP Moreton Bay, heavy damage
MSW Mildura, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage
AP Wanganella, Torpedo hits 1, on fire


Allied ground losses:
64 casualties reported
Guns lost 3

Aircraft Attacking:
4 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet
3 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 18

Allied aircraft
Hudson I x 6

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Hudson I: 2 destroyed, 2 damaged

Aircraft Attacking:
2 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
2 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet

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Ground combat at 38,37

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 22784 troops, 250 guns, 17 vehicles

Defending force 49396 troops, 201 guns, 0 vehicles



Allied ground losses:
20 casualties reported

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AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/16/42


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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 19

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 12
Wellington III x 9

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged
Ki-21 Sally: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Blenheim IV: 2 destroyed, 5 damaged
Wellington III: 3 destroyed, 3 damaged

Airbase supply hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
2 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
6 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
2 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 21st Chinese Corps, at 38,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-43-Ib Oscar x 3
Ki-21 Sally x 30
Ki-15 Babs x 1

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
107 casualties reported
Guns lost 2

Aircraft Attacking:
15 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
15 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 18

Allied aircraft
Hudson I x 7

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Hudson I: 3 destroyed, 1 damaged

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Day Air attack on TF, near Port Moresby at 53,91

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 35
G4M1 Betty x 17

Allied aircraft
Kittyhawk I x 13
P-39D Airacobra x 15
P-40E Warhawk x 12

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 10 destroyed, 2 damaged
G4M1 Betty: 1 destroyed, 4 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Kittyhawk I: 9 destroyed
P-39D Airacobra: 6 destroyed, 2 damaged
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged

Allied Ships
AP Manunda, Torpedo hits 1, on fire, heavy damage
AP Ormiston, Torpedo hits 1, on fire, heavy damage
AP Manoora, Torpedo hits 1, on fire
MSW Lismore, Torpedo hits 1, on fire, heavy damage


Allied ground losses:
115 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
4 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet

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Ground combat at 38,37

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 22852 troops, 251 guns, 17 vehicles

Defending force 49127 troops, 195 guns, 0 vehicles



Allied ground losses:
25 casualties reported

[Nikademus]

Having foolishly tried to stop an immovable object, Speedy has lost another 23 irreplaceable pilots and PM has been successfully reinforced. Oh sure we lost a transport or two. (or was that three) but in truth, the only thing that was lost was the unit's beer supply.

crap......was i using my outside voice again? hopefully no Ozzies were listening....i forgot that beer is to them like water is to the rest of the human race.

no matter WE WILL PREVAIL.

Mac has said so...therefore it must be.

[DuckofTindalos]

Sure you will...

[Speedysteve]

I almost took a screenie of the state of Nik's transport fleet to PROVE he's lying but I thought no this time the combat replay would suffice......it would normally but this is Dumademus [:D]

I challenge you to refute that less than 25% of your transports will make it away from PM? [:'(]

[DuckofTindalos]

He doesn't really live on the same planet as the rest of us... Even believes that MacArthur is speaking to him.

[Speedysteve]

In many ways i'd actually like it if Mac was advising him. I'll be in Sydney by Xmas. Nik say it is so? [:D]

[Nikademus]

More transports may be sunk but they will be empty. The merchant crews understand that they had to sacrifice themselves so that the STAVKA could forward it's plan to crush the enemy with future offensives.

The proletarian merchantmen understand.

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

He doesn't really live on the same planet as the rest of us... Even believes that MacArthur is speaking to him.

Heretic....everyone knows that Mac has a direct line to god.