Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

[Nikademus]

No, in the University district, closer to where the Huskies play.

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Bah! Propaganda. I've had enough of this. From now on i'll be posting screenie's to back up my righteous cause!

P.S. Nik is scared of my ASW tactics and he should be [:'(]

The only thing i'm scared of is being locked in a room full of Crickett players talking shop.

[X(]

[DuckofTindalos]

Don't talk to Speedy about the silly activity known as cricket; it's a soft spot with him...

[Speedysteve]

For Nik -

Since Mr T is a tougher customer -

[DuckofTindalos]

KAPWING! Missed me!

FOOOOOOSH!!! AAAAAARGGGGHHH!!!

That was the sound of your sniper being charbroiled by my automatic flame guns. Better luck next time, Speedmeister...

[Speedysteve]

Bahst*d

IS-2's, T34/85's CHARGE!!!!!!!

[DuckofTindalos]

To quote an early 90's film character:

"Come get some!"

[Speedysteve]

Out of interest that is also used in Duke Nukem

[Nikademus]

[Speedysteve]

Your downed Buttdemus. Stay down you dawg

An hour later Speedy at home

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Out of interest that is also used in Duke Nukem

Well, yeah... But the film's better...

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Your downed Buttdemus. Stay down you dawg

An hour later Speedy at home

BAH

[Speedysteve]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

BAH

Said Nik to Frag

[Nikademus]

I would never partake of your extraciricular activities with Frag. That would be rude! [X(]

[Speedysteve]

I live in a different continent remember (Africa). You're much nearer and the locals have heard howling when you and Frag are closeby

[Nikademus]

shudup and check your PM dumbass

[Speedysteve]

Hi all,

As predicted not 1 transport would make it away from PM.

To prevent any Nik propaganda i'll post screenie's [:'(][8D]

A clear Japanese vicotry.

Oh yeah another sub Tuna could be with the fish near Okinawa.

What else. Interesting air duels with us both moving and standing down certain units at different times in India and China.

Enjoy the screenie's [:D]

AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/17/42

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ASW attack at 54,47

Japanese Ships
DD Yakaze
DD Hakaze
DD Sawakaze
DD Minekaze
DD Asakaze

Allied Ships
SS Tuna

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Day Air attack on Wuchow , at 42,39

Japanese aircraft
A6M3 Zero x 27
Ki-43-Ib Oscar x 33

No Japanese losses

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Day Air attack on Haiphong , at 37,38

Japanese aircraft
Ki-43-Ib Oscar x 7

Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 30
IL-4c x 6

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-43-Ib Oscar: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
P-40B Tomahawk: 5 damaged
IL-4c: 5 damaged

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Dimapur , at 33,23

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 27
Ki-21 Sally x 72
Ki-15 Babs x 3

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 4 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
LB-30 Liberator: 1 destroyed

Runway hits 2

Aircraft Attacking:
14 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
15 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
23 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
6 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
8 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
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Day Air attack on 91st Chinese Corps, at 38,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21 Sally x 13
Ki-15 Babs x 1

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
31 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
7 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
6 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 21st Chinese Corps, at 38,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21 Sally x 25
Ki-15 Babs x 1

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
19 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
14 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
11 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 8th Chinese/A Corps, at 50,28

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 18

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
24 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
8 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on TF at 53,92

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 64
D3A Val x 66
B5N Kate x 97

Japanese aircraft losses
B5N Kate: 1 destroyed, 4 damaged

Allied Ships
AP Orungal, Bomb hits 4, Torpedo hits 1, on fire, heavy damage
AP Ormiston, Bomb hits 7, Torpedo hits 1, on fire, heavy damage
AP Wanganella, Bomb hits 1, Torpedo hits 3, on fire, heavy damage
MSW Lithgow, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage
PG Warrego
MSW Whyalla, Torpedo hits 1, on fire, heavy damage
AP Kanimba, Bomb hits 13, Torpedo hits 3, on fire, heavy damage
AP Manunda, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage
AP Esperance Bay, Torpedo hits 1, on fire, heavy damage
AP Manoora, Bomb hits 7, Torpedo hits 1, on fire, heavy damage

Aircraft Attacking:
6 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
3 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
1 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
3 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
1 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
3 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
9 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
9 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
9 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
9 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
9 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
9 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
3 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
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Day Air attack on TF at 53,92

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 65
D3A Val x 24
B5N Kate x 48
G4M1 Betty x 14

Japanese aircraft losses
B5N Kate: 2 damaged

Allied Ships
AP Orungal, Bomb hits 1, on fire, heavy damage
PG Warrego
MSW Wollongong, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage
MSW Lismore, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet
3 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
6 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
9 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
9 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
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Day Air attack on TF at 53,92

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 17
D3A Val x 48
B5N Kate x 36

Japanese aircraft losses
B5N Kate: 1 damaged

Allied Ships
AP Orungal, Bomb hits 3, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage
PG Warrego, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage
MSW Toowoomba, Torpedo hits 1, on fire, heavy damage

Aircraft Attacking:
6 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
6 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
9 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
9 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
9 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
9 x D3A Val bombing at 2000 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
4 x B5N Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet

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Ground combat at 38,37

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 25340 troops, 333 guns, 17 vehicles

Defending force 48930 troops, 196 guns, 0 vehicles



Allied ground losses:
214 casualties reported

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AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/18/42


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Day Air attack on Wuchow , at 42,39

Japanese aircraft
A6M3 Zero x 27
Ki-43-Ib Oscar x 35

No Japanese losses

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Day Air attack on Haiphong , at 37,38

Japanese aircraft
Ki-43-Ib Oscar x 6

Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 26
IL-4c x 3

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-43-Ib Oscar: 2 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
P-40B Tomahawk: 2 damaged
IL-4c: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged

Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
2 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Dimapur , at 33,23

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 13
Ki-21 Sally x 31
Ki-15 Babs x 2

Allied aircraft
P-40E Warhawk x 4

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 8 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 2 damaged
LB-30 Liberator: 1 destroyed


Allied ground losses:
6 casualties reported

Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 2

Aircraft Attacking:
19 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
6 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
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Day Air attack on 21st Chinese Corps, at 38,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-43-Ib Oscar x 3
Ki-21 Sally x 39
Ki-15 Babs x 2

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
22 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
13 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
13 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
10 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
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ASW attack at 54,47

Japanese Ships
DD Yakaze
DD Hakaze
DD Sawakaze
DD Minekaze
DD Asakaze

Allied Ships
SS Tuna, hits 3, on fire, heavy damage


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Ground combat at 38,37

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 25348 troops, 334 guns, 17 vehicles

Defending force 48509 troops, 192 guns, 0 vehicles



Allied ground losses:
351 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

[Speedysteve]

See.....

[Speedysteve]

[:'(]

[Nikademus]

The transports were empty.

Clearly the Japanese enemy is very brave when attacking innocent merchantmen going about their business. We'll see what happens when they come up against red blooded American sailors with big pectoral muscles and killer instincts. Cringe you girlie man Axis Fanboyeeeeeeeeee.

[:'(]