The AE Geezer Thread!

[RangerJoe]

Now that I am finally retired I have decided to accept Geezerhood ....... I have practised being grumpy for years but now I can finally shout at the TV to my hearts content (so long as it's not something the wife wants to watch!). I am informed that when spring returns the dogs and I shall be spending most of our day outside, so at least I shall be able to keep a proper watch to see who or what has the audacity to go on my lawn!!

You must embrace the grumpy. Feel it flowing through you.
Grump, hey you punk kids, get off my lawn....GP

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Yes, let the GRUMPY flow through you!

[RangerJoe]

GRUMP!!!
Situation normal, lazy cats!

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GRUMP!!!
Situation normal for phat cats!

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GRUMP!!!
Why would anyone use this?

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GRUMP!!!

[btd64]

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Not Grumpy.
Thanks to RJ my wife and I had a very nice lunch from Applebee's Restaurant. Thank you RJ, much appreciated
....GP

[RangerJoe]

20250302_132847.jpg20250302_132905.jpgNot Grumpy.
Thanks to RJ my wife and I had a very nice lunch from Applebee's Restaurant. Thank you RJ, much appreciated
....GP

GRUMP!!!
No need to name me but I COULD NOT GET TO THE RESTAURANT TO USE THEM!

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GRUMP!!!

[btd64]

20250302_132847.jpg20250302_132905.jpgNot Grumpy.
Thanks to RJ my wife and I had a very nice lunch from Applebee's Restaurant. Thank you RJ, much appreciated
....GP

GRUMP!!!
No need to name me but I COULD NOT GET TO THE RESTAURANT TO USE THEM!
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GRUMP!!!

Hummmm. I must of misunderstood something....GP

[RangerJoe]

20250302_132847.jpg20250302_132905.jpgNot Grumpy.
Thanks to RJ my wife and I had a very nice lunch from Applebee's Restaurant. Thank you RJ, much appreciated
....GP

GRUMP!!!
No need to name me but I COULD NOT GET TO THE RESTAURANT TO USE THEM!
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GRUMP!!!

Hummmm. I must of misunderstood something....GP

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That is okay.

[RangerJoe]

GRUMP!!!
There apparently is a shortage of chicken eggs in the USA and the prices are high. So just be careful about buying discounted eggs . . .

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GRUMP!!!
When you get a sudden increase in damage inhibiting flight operations . . .

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She and I think another ship had such damage, at least one of them sailed in reverse to launch aircraft.

GRUMP!!!
When you are bored lower ranked person in the military and complain to your immediate supervisor . . .

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GRUMP!!!

[RangerJoe]

GRUMP!!!
The bishop of Rome died. Or is that even a GRUMP???

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GRUMP!!!
I can't get the good Thuringer ones here.

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GRUMP!!!
Be careful, it may not be a stud!

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GRUMP!!!

[RangerJoe]

GRUMP!!!!
Someone told me that I was not allowed to have my computer in the Activities Room during coffee time today.

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GRUMP!!!!
So I contacted someone in management who stated that computers were allowed in the Activities Room.

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GRUMP!!!!
I stated that I wanted to file a written complaint. Don't get mad, get even!

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GRUMP!!!!
At least my computer is more powerful than this one even though it has not traveled as far . . .

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GRUMP!!!!

[BBfanboy]

Ah, but wait until the Aliens find Voyager and it becomes V'ger with a mission to cleans the universe of imperfect creatures ... GRUMP. I hate having to pretend I'm perfect all the time! GRUMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxAaVqdz_Vk

[RangerJoe]

Ah, but wait until the Aliens find Voyager and it becomes V'ger with a mission to cleans the universe of imperfect creatures ... GRUMP. I hate having to pretend I'm perfect all the time! GRUMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxAaVqdz_Vk

Well, this is no GRUMP but she was a Persian Indian who won a Miss India competition and was in the Miss Universe competition. In the Miss India competition, she won "most photogenic" for some really strange reason!

[RangerJoe]

GRUMP!!!
This just can't be true!

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GRUMP!!!
Oh, then dirty dishes!

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GRUMP!!!
When you really need some peace and quiet . . .

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GRUMP!!!

[RangerJoe]

GRUMP!!!
When you don't bother to use minesweepers . . .

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GRUMP!!!
When a submarine officer ends up on a surface ship . . .

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GRUMP!!!
I guess that only real females should attempt to collect wayward golf balls for fun and profit . . .

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[RangerJoe]

GRUMP!!!
Don't disappoint the workers!

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GRUMP!!!
Why not?

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GRUMP!!!
So now we know the reason . . .

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GRUMP!!!

[RangerJoe]

GRUMP!!!
In Big Canada Land, someone ordered room service, left the balcony open at his second floor hotel room, left the hotel room while someone else left a truck below the balcony, and so . . .

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GRUMP!!!
We may have spotted some trouble out in space . . .

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GRUMP!!!
Hey btd64, this may be your solution!

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GRUMP!!!

[Sardaukar]

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[btd64]

Grump....
I mowed my lawn last week and rolled my bad ankle.
Grump....GP

[btd64]

Grump....
Now the grass is so deep that I thought I saw Lions hanging out in the top of the canopy.
Grump....GP

[RangerJoe]

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I had some ultrasounds. For the first one, I asked if it was a boy or a girl. The tech, who was 5 months along, giggled and said "A kidney stone!"

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Then I had some for my legs after the first surgery, after the first one they pushed me very carefully in a wheel chair but would not tell me the issue. My right leg was full of blood cots, all the way from the heel to the groin.

[RangerJoe]

Grump....
I mowed my lawn last week and rolled my bad ankle.
Grump....GP

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Be careful . . .

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You need to watch what is happening around you . . .