Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

[Speedysteve]

Indeed Mr T. With responses like that he wonders why the Japanese are going to win this war [X(]

[Nikademus]

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!!!

I need TP for my bunghole......heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

[Speedysteve]

You certainly need something for your bunghole [:D]

[DuckofTindalos]

A cork!

[Nikademus]

fire.....fire.....fire....heh heh heh heh heh Fire FIRE FIRE FIRE!! FIRE ! FIRE!!!!

heh heh heh heh heh

[Speedysteve]

My glorious pilots shot down many Allied untermenschen today.

I shot down 26 planes to my 3 lost Zero's [X(] [8D]

Nik wonders why I will win the war when I have such skilled men on my service. LTJG Kawato scored 6 kills over 2 days. He is the leading ace with 7 kills to his name now. He flys with F2/Kanoya Daitai currenly based at Mandalay. He was granted several women and lots of Saki. Pah. Hurris and Buffalos are dogmeat to my fantastic Zeros. Come to papa! [;)]

Nik has interesting tactics in China. More mobile and forward than my other opponents. I like it.

AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/07/42

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Sub attack at 62,80

Japanese Ships
PC Ch 23
PC Ch 10
DD Ariake
DD Wakaba

Allied Ships
SS Greenling

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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 13

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 3
Wellington III x 3

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Blenheim IV: 1 damaged
Wellington III: 1 damaged

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Akyab , at 30,29


Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 10
Blenheim IF x 8


No Allied losses

Aircraft Attacking:
8 x Blenheim IF bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 34
Ki-21 Sally x 39
Ki-48 Lily x 24
Ki-15 Babs x 4

Allied aircraft
Lysander I x 3
Hurricane II x 5

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed
Ki-21 Sally: 1 damaged
Ki-48 Lily: 3 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Lysander I: 2 destroyed


Allied ground losses:
10 casualties reported

Runway hits 3

Aircraft Attacking:
16 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
9 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
6 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
12 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 12

Allied aircraft
B-17C Fortress x 9

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 3 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
B-17C Fortress: 7 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
20 casualties reported

Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
6 x B-17C Fortress bombing at 10000 feet
3 x B-17C Fortress bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 28th Chinese Corps, at 39,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21 Sally x 31
Ki-15 Babs x 1

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
23 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
18 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
13 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 21st Chinese Corps, at 39,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21 Sally x 11
Ki-15 Babs x 1

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
20 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
7 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 83rd Chinese Corps, at 42,40

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27 Nate x 14
Ki-51 Sonia x 36

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
23 casualties reported
Guns lost 2

Aircraft Attacking:
36 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 51st Chinese Corps, at 47,36

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 10

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-51 Sonia: 1 destroyed, 8 damaged

Aircraft Attacking:
9 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 9

Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 2
Hudson I x 7

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-48 Lily: 1 destroyed
Ki-21 Sally: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Hudson I: 1 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
10 casualties reported

Runway hits 5

Aircraft Attacking:
4 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 9

Allied aircraft
Wirraway x 7
Kittyhawk I x 10
Beaufort I x 3
P-39D Airacobra x 8

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed, 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Wirraway: 1 destroyed, 5 damaged
Kittyhawk I: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged
Beaufort I: 1 damaged

Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
6 x Wirraway bombing at 2000 feet
3 x Beaufort I bombing at 8000 feet

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Ground combat at Yenen

Japanese Deliberate attack

Attacking force 143097 troops, 1595 guns, 161 vehicles

Defending force 42740 troops, 223 guns, 0 vehicles

Japanese engineers reduce fortifications to 1

Japanese assault odds: 0 to 1 (fort level 1)


Japanese ground losses:
1772 casualties reported
Guns lost 70
Vehicles lost 4

Allied ground losses:
714 casualties reported
Guns lost 12

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AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/08/42


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Day Air attack on Haiphong , at 37,38

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 52
IL-4c x 6

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
IL-4c: 4 damaged

Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 2

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 11

Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 13
LB-30 Liberator x 20

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Buffalo I: 9 destroyed
LB-30 Liberator: 6 damaged

Runway hits 2

Aircraft Attacking:
14 x LB-30 Liberator bombing at 6000 feet
6 x LB-30 Liberator bombing at 6000 feet
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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 36
Ki-21 Sally x 37
Ki-48 Lily x 21
Ki-15 Babs x 5

Allied aircraft
Lysander I x 2
Hurricane II x 6

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 3 damaged
Ki-48 Lily: 4 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Lysander I: 1 destroyed
Hurricane II: 5 destroyed


Allied ground losses:
27 casualties reported
Guns lost 2

Airbase hits 2
Runway hits 6

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
9 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
9 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
6 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
8 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
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Day Air attack on 81st Chinese Corps, at 47,36

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 6

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-51 Sonia: 3 damaged

Aircraft Attacking:
6 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 10

Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 3
Hudson I x 5

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Buffalo I: 1 damaged
Hudson I: 1 damaged

Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
2 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 10

Allied aircraft
Wirraway x 3
Kittyhawk I x 10
Beaufort I x 3
P-39D Airacobra x 11

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Wirraway: 1 damaged
Kittyhawk I: 1 destroyed
Beaufort I: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged
P-39D Airacobra: 1 destroyed

Airbase supply hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Wirraway bombing at 2000 feet
2 x Beaufort I bombing at 8000 feet

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Ground combat at Yenen

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 716 troops, 24 guns, 0 vehicles

Defending force 41491 troops, 208 guns, 0 vehicles



Allied ground losses:
135 casualties reported

[Nikademus]

Boy this game sure is broken. It certainly wasn't my plan that was broken. No sir!

Invasion plans for Tokyo are moving forward.

[DuckofTindalos]

If you don't want us to mock you, then don't start whining about a broken game...[:)]

[Speedysteve]

I've heard that before....where was it.....Ah thats right TJ and Ron!

Based on your plans yesterday to bomb Mandalay I would scrap your invasion plans for Tokyo. You'd be lucky to reach 60 miles out of PH without your ships colliding [:'(]

[Nikademus]

Denmark of course, is well known for it's large population of Allied Fanboys. hmm....how to put an entire country on "Ignore"....

[Speedysteve]

[:D]



This is cool. Popcorn in my own AAR. Who would have thought that?!?

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

[:D]



This is cool. Popcorn in my own AAR. Who would have thought that?!?

$5 says he uses "Jiffy Pop"

[Speedysteve]

WTF is Jiffy Pop?

[Nikademus]

Poor man's popcorn.

Easy to make, place the Jiffy pop plate on the stove, forget about it then wait for the BOOM.

[Speedysteve]

Pffft. Any more outrageous claims then i'll bomb San Francisco

[Nikademus]

Lots of AA guns at San Fran.....and they work too

Come to Butthead.....huh huh huh huh

[DuckofTindalos]

I'd tell you to go stick your head in a microwave, but judging by your continuing Beavis and Butthead references, you already did! [:D]

[Speedysteve]

Ok i'll tell you. Go and stick your head in a microwave.

P.S Flak that works? WTF?!? [:'(]

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

I'd tell you to go stick your head in a microwave, but judging by your continuing Beavis and Butthead references, you already did! [:D]

B&B were just appointed to be the US representatives for the United Nations. They're embarking on a world goodwill tour next month....first stop....Denmark.

cool! huh huh huh......you have 'Dikes' huh huh huh huh huh

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus
B&B were just appointed to be the US representatives for the United Nations. They're embarking on a world goodwill tour next month....first stop....Denmark.

cool! huh huh huh......you have 'Dikes' huh huh huh huh huh

I'm going to type slowly, so you can understand this: the dikes are in the Netherlands. Denmark and the Netherlands are TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!