Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

[Nikademus]

Denmark is in Africa.....right? huh huh huh huh huh

[:D]

[DuckofTindalos]

Why yes, yes it is... And the capital is Ikea!

[Speedysteve]

I'm playing against a clown [:D]

[DuckofTindalos]

Bozodemus...

[Speedysteve]

Dumademus?

Buttabevis?

[;)]

[Nikademus]

myself i prefer, Lord Nikademus.....master of the universe.....ruler of the Cosmos.....conqueror of all that i survey.

[DuckofTindalos]

Right then, Bozodemus it is...[:D]

[Nikademus]

Other valid titles:

the Brisbane Basher

The Sydney Sneaker

The Killer of Karachi.

'Stud'

[Nikademus]

well looks like a total of 16 Japanese aircraft went down the last two days. a strategic victory for me! [:D]

[Speedysteve]

Hi all,

A couple of indifferent days for my Empire.

Nik is trying to close down Mandalay with raids from Dacca, Dimapur and Diamond Harbour etc. My expert Zero's are performing well though. Kawabato shot down his 8th victim yesterday, a Buffalo.

My strikes from Mandalay found little opposition at Kohima. The British flak is effective there though and in total 7 planes were lost to flak today.

I also lost 10 planes to Operational losses. Weather was atrocious in the region and I believe this contributed to these.

AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/09/42

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ASW attack at 54,44

Japanese Ships
DD Yakaze
DD Hakaze
DD Sawakaze
DD Minekaze
DD Asakaze

Allied Ships
SS Grenadier

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Day Air attack on Haiphong , at 37,38


Allied aircraft
IL-4c x 6


Allied aircraft losses
IL-4c: 1 destroyed, 4 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
9 casualties reported

Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
2 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 16

Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 6
Blenheim IV x 10
Wellington III x 10
LB-30 Liberator x 18

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-15 Babs: 1 destroyed
Ki-21 Sally: 2 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Buffalo I: 2 destroyed
Blenheim IV: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged
Wellington III: 1 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
33 casualties reported

Airbase hits 2
Airbase supply hits 3
Runway hits 26

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
7 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
12 x LB-30 Liberator bombing at 6000 feet
3 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
6 x LB-30 Liberator bombing at 6000 feet
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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 32
Ki-21 Sally x 56
Ki-48 Lily x 19
Ki-15 Babs x 5

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 2 destroyed, 9 damaged


Allied ground losses:
40 casualties reported
Vehicles lost 1

Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 26

Aircraft Attacking:
11 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
25 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
10 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 17000 feet
2 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 17000 feet
4 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
2 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
2 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 17000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 13

Allied aircraft
B-17C Fortress x 8

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
B-17C Fortress: 1 destroyed, 5 damaged

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Day Air attack on 63rd Chinese Corps, at 42,40

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27 Nate x 20
Ki-51 Sonia x 36

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
38 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
36 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 83rd Chinese Corps, at 42,40

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21 Sally x 47
Ki-15 Babs x 2

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
60 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
17 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
7 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
14 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
9 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 16th Chinese Corps, at 50,26

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 18

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-51 Sonia: 1 destroyed, 8 damaged


Allied ground losses:
22 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
9 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
8 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 60th Chinese/A Corps, at 50,32

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 21

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
32 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
21 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 15

Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 3
Hudson I x 3

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Buffalo I: 1 damaged

Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
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ASW attack at 66,47

Japanese Ships
PC Shonon Maru #15
PC Shonon Maru #11
APD APD-36
APD APD-35
APD APD-34

Allied Ships
SS Drum


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Ground combat at Yenen

Japanese Deliberate attack

Attacking force 136451 troops, 1510 guns, 160 vehicles

Defending force 41347 troops, 210 guns, 0 vehicles

Japanese engineers reduce fortifications to 0

Japanese assault odds: 0 to 1 (fort level 0)


Japanese ground losses:
1530 casualties reported
Guns lost 40
Vehicles lost 2

Allied ground losses:
1496 casualties reported
Guns lost 11

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AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/10/42


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Day Air attack on 22nd Group Army, at 46,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 5

No Japanese losses

Aircraft Attacking:
5 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Haiphong , at 37,38

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
IL-4c x 6

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
IL-4c: 3 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
8 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 5

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 13

Allied aircraft
LB-30 Liberator x 21

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged
Ki-21 Sally: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
LB-30 Liberator: 4 damaged

Airbase hits 2
Runway hits 9

Aircraft Attacking:
12 x LB-30 Liberator bombing at 6000 feet
9 x LB-30 Liberator bombing at 6000 feet
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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 35
Ki-21 Sally x 46
Ki-48 Lily x 21
Ki-15 Babs x 5

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 7 damaged
Ki-48 Lily: 2 damaged


Allied ground losses:
12 casualties reported

Airbase hits 2
Airbase supply hits 4
Runway hits 7

Aircraft Attacking:
6 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
11 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
15 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 17000 feet
2 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
11 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
5 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
2 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 13

Allied aircraft
B-17C Fortress x 13

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
B-17C Fortress: 8 damaged

Aircraft Attacking:
6 x B-17C Fortress bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 83rd Chinese Corps, at 42,40

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27 Nate x 15
Ki-51 Sonia x 36

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
16 casualties reported
Guns lost 2

Aircraft Attacking:
36 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 83rd Chinese Corps, at 42,40

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21 Sally x 33
Ki-15 Babs x 1

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
4 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
15 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
18 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 60th Chinese/A Corps, at 50,32

Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 24

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
4 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
24 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 11

Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 5
Hudson I x 5

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Hudson I: 1 damaged

Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
2 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet

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Ground combat at Yenen

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 702 troops, 23 guns, 0 vehicles

Defending force 39192 troops, 194 guns, 0 vehicles



Allied ground losses:
18 casualties reported

[Nikademus]

Japanese attack at Yennen stopped cold. Mao says "Yo mamma"

B-17 gunners report shooting down 8 Zeros. Commonwealth air units range at will over the skies of Burma. Soon the Union Jack will once more fly from flagstaffs there.

[Speedysteve]

If what you say is true our game must be out of sync [:'(]

B17's didn't shoot any Zero's down.

Commenwealth units over Burma are dropping the odd ping pong ball but most are either being shot down or are running home to momma.

Yenen - Do you class being stopped cold as taking out all of your fortifications. The place will be liberated soon in true Japanese style [8D]

Come get some butthead [:D]

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

B17's didn't shoot any Zero's down.

Commenwealth units over Burma are dropping the odd ping pong ball but most are either being shot down or are running home to momma.

If your going to prove the USSBS wrong, your going to have to come up with a document that is equally well researched and takes into account every airframe that existed, tracking them from manufacturer's plant to assigned airfield. The USSBS proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am shooting down six Zeros for every B-17 that you get lucky with. So with that fact firmly established, since I lost 4 B-17's over the last two days either over Lae or crashing on the way back to base, that means i downed at least 24 Zeros.

Yenen - Do you class being stopped cold as taking out all of your fortifications. The place will be liberated soon in true Japanese style [8D]

Fortifications?! we don' need no stik'in fortifications!!

[DuckofTindalos]

Bah! Lies, damn lies and statistics...

[Speedysteve]

Your statistics are useless. The statistics you quote are useless.

The truth matters and the truth is that I am kicking Buttheads butt.

£5 says your Chinese at Yenen won't last a week [:'(]

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

£5 says your Chinese at Yenen won't last a week [:'(]

$10 says your an Axis fanboy and the game is broken. Everyone knows the Japanese cant win in China.

[DuckofTindalos]

DKK20 says you're both going to be sucking up to me soon, once Frag makes me moderator!

[Speedysteve]

$ are irrelevant buttboy.

Everyone KNOWS i'm not an Axis fanboy.

I don't intend to win in China just in Yenen.

P.S. £10 says that ASW is broken, flak is broken, land combat is broken. In fact the game is broken [:'(]

[Speedysteve]

Mr T -

DKK are useless. £ is the way to go

I've heard of Deutche Afrika Korps but DKK.

N.B. I know what they are really [;)]

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

N.B. I know what they are really [;)]

Yeah, sure you do!