Speedy vs Nikademus - Nik Mod 4.0

[Speedysteve]

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005
Not a Trekkie? [X(][:-][X(][:-]

Sorry Speedy. I'm afraid that the geeky wargamers club will be requiring you to turn back in your membership card.

Pfft. Come get some[:'(]

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

I now operate the machine that goes......."PING!...."

Being a psychotic easter bunny must not pay very well. Who'd of thought. [8|]

[Speedysteve]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

It takes years of study......

In your case 10's of years to get it. Maybe you could take lessons in WW2 gameplay[:'(]

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

I now operate the machine that goes......."PING!...."

Professional pinball player?? [:'(]

Another ancient Monty Python reference... "Fetch the device that goes BING!"... Think it's from Art of Life.

i figured Monty P, but thought it was another skit...

[DuckofTindalos]

Being a psychotic easter bunny must not pay very well. Who'd of thought.

Yeah, since most of his income comes from violent crime, of which one wouldn't think there'd be a shortage.

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

It takes years of study......

In your case 10's of years to get it. Maybe you could take lessons in WW2 gameplay[:'(]

Take lessons on time management! [:'(]

[DuckofTindalos]

Take lessons in spelling!

[Nikademus]

Take anger management lessons

[DuckofTindalos]

I did, until I lost my temper and killed the instructor...

[BrucePowers]

Since this is the thread annex, may I make a post. (As he clicks on the OK key.)[:D]

[Speedysteve]

Hi all,

Our war continues in this Thre....AAR[;)]

A fair bit of sub action today.

Japanese ASW forces hunt SS Trigger and SS Greenling around Truk....to no avail.

I-Boats cause some disruption near Christmas Island and inbetween PH and San Francisco. Firstly, I-28 hit's TK Thermo with a fish. Hours later I-2 hits AK Mormacmar with a torpedo. Both subs escape unscathed.

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Nik's milk run to Pagan had a reception over the 2 days:

Day Air attack on Pagan , at 31,31

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 26

Allied aircraft
Hurricane II x 7
Blenheim IV x 10
Wellington III x 7

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed, 5 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Hurricane II: 5 destroyed
Blenheim IV: 2 destroyed, 6 damaged
Wellington III: 1 destroyed, 5 damaged

Resources hits 1

Aircraft bombing at 14000 feet

AND on 12th:

Day Air attack on Pagan , at 31,31

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 22

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 8
Wellington III x 6

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Blenheim IV: 2 destroyed, 4 damaged
Wellington III: 2 destroyed, 2 damaged

Aircraft bombing at 14000 feet

[Speedysteve]

Hi all,
 
It is with great joy the GHQ announces Admiral Nikanincompoop has conceded.
 
Seattle is to be used asa test ground for future weapons. Nik is to be left there as the test dummy.
 
In all seriousness. We are to start a Nik Mod V7.0 game 42A campaign to show the new effects of Nik's work. Looking forward to it. Be warned there will be a fair delay in this game starting since I need to find 5-6 hours of spare time to organise the 1st Japanese turn[8|]
 
My thanks to Nik for playing against me and for our followers for your comments etc.
 
We will return!

[Nikademus]

NP...

btw ---- i only conceeded to save Speedy the pain of further embarrasment from having so soundly thrashed him.

[DuckofTindalos]

Yeah, sure you did, Tubbsy-Wubbsy... Go cry in your latte...

[Nikademus]

Go kick a soccer ball (missing the attempt and landing flat on your back no doubt)

[DuckofTindalos]

Go pick up an American Football... Oh wait, you're too fat to actually bend over and pick it up...[:'(]

[Nikademus]

only one way to find out. Lets meet on the Football field. You can receive and i can watch as you attempt to huff and puff your lard butt 10 yards. [:D]

[DuckofTindalos]

That would presuppose that you can actually throw or kick a football more than 10 yards, which is doubtful in the extreme.

[pauk]

ahhh, now i recall what makes this AAR so hard to follow[:D]

[Mike Solli]

Yeah, maybe 10% of the posts actually are the AAR. [:D]