Nubsauce Deluxe -- European Diplomacy - BALKAN AAR

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Salutation from Tito, great leader of Balkans Democracy !

Here is a map, with our powerful nation, and the main objectives, at long term of course....

As you can see, this is a very prudent stategy !

I note that my country look likes Texas...

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Turn 1 -

After a short period of negotiations, due to Tito's week end occupied by his fans (especially girls...), our nation is ready for some more interesting things !

Our peaceful nation wants peace with his neighboors, that is why we sent peace proposition to Italy and Germany.
The incident of a lost italian soldier near our border is closed !

To prevent any agressive attitude from Turkish and Russians, we also sent some troops for a terrible counter offensive...
We hope that Russians are well advised, and looks for Ankara more than Belgrade....

Here are the front lines :

- Italy : a soldier, maybe by mistake, as approched our country. But we should be at peace
- Germany : no news, good news ?
- Russian : Let s see if they try to come....
- Turkish : we won't attack the first, as we are a very peaceful nation....

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Turn 2
 
Finally, the turkish army made a mistake.... 2 light tank divisions in greece crossed the border to threaten our beautiful country, so we sent some planes to warm them ! But our air force reports that these tanks disapeared, maybe they lost their way and had an accident, in this rough area.... We are very sorry for our turkish friend, this is a very bad luck ! Maybe they won't take this road again...
 
By the way, i see that the world is at peace for the moment, there seems to be hard negociation everywhere, everybody is observing everybody....
But Balkans have very good friends ! Germans and turkish of course, we are so friends that we don't need to have any contact... Italian are our first suppliers of pizza, and Russians for vodka, so we absolutely need them.
Spain and Scandinavia seems to fear a lot our army, so they offered peace, which we accepted of course !
 
Maybe next turn will be more interesting....

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Turn 3 - Northern Front

Balkans at WAR !!!!

It is official that Turkey and Germany made an alliance to invade Balkan from north and south.... They thought it was a good strategy, but they made a big mistake, Balkan is strong, powerful, and has very rough terrain to stop offensive !
And we have our allies, Italy, which we hope will help us against German's agression !

Our scouts reported some movements in germany, near our border with Italy, but Bucharest is very well defended, so we don't fear any offensive....

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Turn 3 - Southern Front

At the beginning of our turn, Turkey bombarded some positions with something that we can't name "plane", we suffered no loss of course !

Our plan was to cut the line in greece, and we have to confess that is was.... too easy !

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Turn 3 - Southern Front , end of turn :

Turkey was hitten hard during this turn. They lost a whole army, with lots of rifles, SMG and machineguns, a formation, and a key city, which isolate Greece....

Our army is proud to annonce that the offensive in Greece has started, and is also ready to defend the country against a foolish turkish attack !!

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Turn 4 - Southern Front

Very interesting turn !!

Diplomacy is working hard, i heard of a war between france and spain, but nothing to compare with our patriotic war against those turkish barbarians !
We offered peace, but their foolish leader refused..... so the war continues !

In the good news, Germany has retreated, finally they won't declare war against us, and Italians are putting some pressure on them. Other good news, Russia supports our cause vs Turkey, so we can concentrate in the Great War !

For the bad news, Turkish army made an offensive move this turn, they threaten Sofia with 3 Medium Tanks and artillery !! Near Thessalonik, they have a complete army with 12 Light tanks !!!!!!!! Yes 12, and with some troops ! And their leader is crying for some help, pfff.........

So we had to do something this turn, our strong airforce will support our brave soldiers against this monster....

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BELGRADE DAILY NEWS :

VICTORYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!

Our great army had a major victory in the battle of Thessalonik ! Our Air Force, supported by artillery and light tanks with some troops destroyed COMPLETLY the south turkish army, with their 12 light tanks divisions !!! HAHAHA
They won't be able to do something in greece now.... Athens will be free as soon as possible !

Near Sofia, some bombardment to welcome turkish army, and of course a lot of reinforcement, they will pay very high an hypothetical offensive this turn......

Our great navy has just seen 6 U boat near our coast, they will be pulverized next turn of course !

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And some stats of this war, to prove our amazing superiority !!!!

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Impressive!