OT: A wee bit of fun...What kind of superhero are you?

[redwolf1]

"Redwolf conquers adversaries with a magical energy blade made from adamantium. He also has the power to cause his assailants to become completely incapable of moving silently and he can leap instantly using an astounding helicopter, however doing so makes him homeless for ten minutes. Redwolf has been known to become immovable and he lords over a horde of elves. Additionally, he developed the talent to copy the weapons of his combatants and he has developed a fantastic ability to regenerate. Redwolf has been known to block night arrows and deflect them toward a single rival and he possesses the power to sculpt and mold all cloth with a thought. He likewise can spin like a whirlwind and he is able to steal the mental attributes of his enemies and use it against them, but this power only lasts one week at a time. Redwolf has learned to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to boost his wisdom and he has mastered the ability to tunnel through solid physical matter. Also, he can transform illusion into rubber and he can confuse the smell of an antagonist, but only when concentrating. Sadly, Redwolf takes harm from exposure to titanium. "


...so don't mess with me and my horde of elves or I'll use my astounding helicopter and morph your clothes into a thong....ummmm....on second thought, maybe not...ewww! LOL

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[garysorrell]

Gary Sorrell has been known to make whales appear from nowhere, however only during a full moon. Additionally, he can throw bullets from his talisman against a series of attackers and he attacks using a deadly sword made from illusion, but never in winter. Gary Sorrell has learned to take control of penguins and he is able to skim the memories of others. He likewise possesses the power to transform dust into rock and he lords over a set of lynxes. Gary Sorrell developed the talent to transform his body into crystal. Tragically, Gary Sorrell is handicapped by being out of control during combat.



Whales and Penguins...nice, im a low end Aquaman.

[jdhalfrack]

JDHalfrack has been known to take control of kinetic energy and bend it to his will. He has the power to view distant locations with his mind and he is known for his extraordinary resistance to mental attack, however never while thinking hard. JDHalfrack is able to make duplicates of himself and he has mastered the ability to deflect psionic death. He likewise can tunnel through solid rubber and he possesses the power to create glass out of thin air. JDHalfrack developed the talent to block deadly radiation and deflect them toward a distant area and he boasts an impressive massive subterranean lair. Additionally, he has been known to become gigantic, but only when scared. JDHalfrack has learned to absorb the damage from radiation and use it to augment his ability to sense shark and he rides an exceptional mech into battle. He also wades into combat wielding a toxic quarterstaff and he fights with a cataclysmic chainsaw made from silver. JDHalfrack wrangles with assailants using a deadly morningstar that also grants a mind-blowing ability to see the past. Unfortunately, JDHalfrack is well-known for being kind of an asshole.

HAHAHAHAHAH

Unfortunately, JDHalfrack is well-known for being kind of an asshole.

Too True... Too True.... One of my students must have written this.

Good find Redwolf. My brothers will get a kick out of this too.

JD

[Saedor]

"Saedor possesses the power to take control of gravity and bend it to his will. Also, he rides a wondrous tank into battle and he has the power to sculpt and mold all steel with a thought. Saedor is able to become incorporeal and he developed the talent to transform his body into fire. He has the ability to become tiny. Shamefully, Saedor is especially vulnerable to silver-based attacks. "
 
Yeah... thats about right.

[Shaggyra]

Terribly, ShaggyRA suffers from being slimy. Unfortunately, ShaggyRA struggles with being woefully unskilled at ventriloquism. Shamefully, ShaggyRA is infamous for being weak. Shamefully, ShaggyRA is deathly afraid of starfish. Unfortunately, ShaggyRA endures the burden of being powerless. Terribly, ShaggyRA is handicapped by being ill-mannered. Sadly, ShaggyRA is infamous for being stupid. Terribly, ShaggyRA is well-known for being tired.

So true, so true!

[Old Coach]

Old Coach's superpowers include the ability to snore and burp loud enough to wake the dead and rattles walls and windows. Old Coach can also devour food at an alarming rate. His love of diet Dr. Pepper is legendary. (Diet DR. Pepper cancels out out all the harmful effects of Snickers bars.) Since his role models are the Three Stooges, Old Coach can tear up or destroy most mechanical devices without much effort.

Old Coach