Time for a Joke

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Time for a Joke

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:)


A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in New York City. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner.
The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the young daughter asks her mother, "Mommy what are all those ladies waiting for by that corner?"
The mother replies, "Those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come by and pick them up on the way home from work."
The cabby, upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says, "Ah, C'mon lady! Tell your daughter the truth! For crying out loud...They're hookers!"
A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks,
"Mommy, do the hooker ladies have any children?"
The mother replies,
"Of course, Dear, where do you think cab drivers come from?"
:)

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Re: Time for a Joke

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Originally posted by Lokioftheaesir
:) A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in New York City. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner.
The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the young daughter asks her mother, "Mommy what are all those ladies waiting for by that corner?"
The mother replies, "Those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come by and pick them up on the way home from work."
The cabby, upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says, "Ah, C'mon lady! Tell your daughter the truth! For crying out loud...They're hookers!"
A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks,
"Mommy, do the hooker ladies have any children?"
The mother replies,
"Of course, Dear, where do you think cab drivers come from?"
:)
Loki

:D Good one. Here are some more: http://www.strategypage.com/humor/default.asp

BTW how did you make that 'Sceptic' at the status display? (Very good one too ;) )

BTW 2 you mentioned an episode of Blackadder in which Edmund explains Kitchener how to win the war. Which one was it? I cannot yet find that episode.

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BTW how did you make that 'Sceptic' at the status display? (Very good one too ;) )

BTW 2 you mentioned an episode of Blackadder in which Edmund explains Kitchener how to win the war. Which one was it? I cannot yet find that episode."

Dave

It's in edit user profile about 4 from bottom of page, 'current user text' i think.

Cant remember the episode it was from. They were in Edmunds' Co's office and he explained that Kitcheners plan to win WW1 was that,,
"Everyone but Kitchener was was to die fighting in the trenches"

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Still Love Blackadder.THat one hell of a good show.
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Originally posted by Lokioftheaesir
It's in edit user profile about 4 from bottom of page, 'current user text' i think.

Cant remember the episode it was from. They were in Edmunds' Co's office and he explained that Kitcheners plan to win WW1 was that,,
"Everyone but Kitchener was was to die fighting in the trenches"
Loki

Didn't find the mentioned row at the edit profile page. Maybe that row is no longer available.
Anyway thanks, Loki.

Dave :)
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Originally posted by varjager
Still Love Blackadder.THat one hell of a good show.
Varjager

I'm very proud to say: Welcome to the 'Blackadder Fanatics Club', Varjager! :D

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Originally posted by davewolf


Loki

Didn't find the mentioned row at the edit profile page. Maybe that row is no longer available.
Anyway thanks, Loki.

Dave :)
Dave

Goto 'User Control Panel', then 'edit profile' and 5th from the bottom is 'custom user text'

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Originally posted by Lokioftheaesir
Goto 'User Control Panel', then 'edit profile' and 5th from the bottom is 'custom user text'
Loki

Matrix recruits can't do that. I had to become a trooper (by posting dozens of irrelevant replies :D ). Thanks anyway.

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Marriage

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Did you know that marriage is like a tornado?

First there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house! :D :rolleyes:



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Soft but not light

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When the kidnapper called the blind woman, he told her that she’d never see her son again...
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Re: Soft but not light

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Originally posted by davewolf
When the kidnapper called the blind woman, he told her that she’d never see her son again...

Now that was really a bad one...:D




Do you know why Hitler committed suicide?
- He received the gas bill! :D

Perhaps a little insensible... ;)



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Re: Re: Soft but not light

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Talking about being insensible:

What had Boris Becker and Lady Di in common?

They both hit with a speed of 200km/h...

:D

Better one, Herr GFM?

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Jawohl!

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Much better, and insensible... :D

How about this one then?

Do you know what the fastest vehicle during WW2 was?
-A Jew on a bike going through Berlin!

LOL! LOL!
:D :D :D


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Autsch!!!

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Certainly I won't reach that level of insensibility! :)

So I don't even try. Just an old Landser joke:

How was the retreat from Russia called?

Napoleon memory race...
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One more tennis related joke

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I love that game. So...


...Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?


Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

:D
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LOL!

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The only joke involving the Bible is,

The doctor says: Alcohol is your enemy
Jesus says: Love your enemy

LOL! LOL!

And we have this one too (nothing biblical),

The doctor to his patient: I have some good news and some bad news.
The patient: I want to hear the good news first.
The doctor: You only have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What?! What the hell can be worse than that?
Doctor: Well... I tried to call you yesterday.

:D :D :D


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Sports and women

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?


So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

:D
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Re: Sports and women

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Originally posted by davewolf
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?


So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

:D

Now that's a good one! ;)

I'm all out of good jokes for the moment...
So I might as well do a bad one instead! LOL!

The big chimney to the smaller chimney:
"You're too young to smoke". :D


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Bad jokes

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You want bad jokes? Eat this:

There were 99 people on a boat, and then it turned over. How many were left?


66.
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Re: Bad jokes

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Originally posted by davewolf
You want bad jokes? Eat this:

There were 99 people on a boat, and then it turned over. How many were left?


66.

Yes, that was extremely poor humour... ;)


Do you know why some people don't close the door when they are in their bathrooms??
-Because they don't want anyone peeking through the key hole!

Was that a bad joke or what?


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