Goblin versus Mogami
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Goblin versus Mogami
Greetings, Goblin seems to be the most popular kid on the block.
Dec 44 Meeting Engagement Goblin the Hun versus Mogami the All American.
Goblin tries to finesse his way through a company of Paratroops by driving a dozen armoured cars at them. The Paratroops suffer severe suppression when their own mortars plaster them (and themselves) the 3 company mortars deployed 50 meters behind the company with a FO sitting on the middle one calling the fire mission manage to drop every round on the company including the other mortars? The Bn mortars called by another FO without line of sight land on target? German Tanks are seen coming right behind the now smoking AC. No sign of any supporting infantry. Oh I almost forgot, the company had 2 Jacksons as support. Goblin AC killed one the mortars killed the other.
Dec 44 Meeting Engagement Goblin the Hun versus Mogami the All American.
Goblin tries to finesse his way through a company of Paratroops by driving a dozen armoured cars at them. The Paratroops suffer severe suppression when their own mortars plaster them (and themselves) the 3 company mortars deployed 50 meters behind the company with a FO sitting on the middle one calling the fire mission manage to drop every round on the company including the other mortars? The Bn mortars called by another FO without line of sight land on target? German Tanks are seen coming right behind the now smoking AC. No sign of any supporting infantry. Oh I almost forgot, the company had 2 Jacksons as support. Goblin AC killed one the mortars killed the other.

I'm not retreating, I'm attacking in a different direction!
M4S
Hi, I don't have any. I got Paratroops and they don't need no stinkin armour. (well except for 2 Jacksons per company)
I started with 6xJacksons and 3x jeeps these are my only vehicles.
I started with 6xJacksons and 3x jeeps these are my only vehicles.

I'm not retreating, I'm attacking in a different direction!
You don't have any? Thats bad news for me! Ah well, not going to be easy. It should be noted that we are fighting this one sans points. This will be until one of us surrenders. That means the entire map is open, not limited to vic hexes. They are per turn hexes anyways.
The AC's I HAD were 222's. The tanks Mogs can see are PzIIIJ(s). I cleverly smashed almost all of my AC's against his airborne, causing a flash that was bright enough to blind his FO and mortar crews! I am so stinking devious, I scare me. Hahahahhahahahahhhahahaha!!!:mad:
Goblin- A Goblin is crafty
The AC's I HAD were 222's. The tanks Mogs can see are PzIIIJ(s). I cleverly smashed almost all of my AC's against his airborne, causing a flash that was bright enough to blind his FO and mortar crews! I am so stinking devious, I scare me. Hahahahhahahahahhhahahaha!!!:mad:

Goblin- A Goblin is crafty
Tanks but no Tanks
Whoa doggies there be lots of gurman goblin tanks lurking about.
I think Gobby lumped the hole herd in one spot.Faced them west and said "foward go" Its like a watching buffarillos as fer as the eye can see. No really it looks like 1 Panzer company coming around the flank with another coming the other side of the hill trying to make a US airborne company sandwich. Still hav'nt seen any goblin infantry.
I think Gobby lumped the hole herd in one spot.Faced them west and said "foward go" Its like a watching buffarillos as fer as the eye can see. No really it looks like 1 Panzer company coming around the flank with another coming the other side of the hill trying to make a US airborne company sandwich. Still hav'nt seen any goblin infantry.

I'm not retreating, I'm attacking in a different direction!
Re: Tanks but no Tanks
Now's the time to fire those rockets you bought... You did buy rockets, right? Goblin HATES rockets...Originally posted by Mogami
Whoa doggies there be lots of gurman goblin tanks lurking about.
I think Gobby lumped the hole herd in one spot.Faced them west and said "foward go" Its like a watching buffarillos as fer as the eye can see. No really it looks like 1 Panzer company coming around the flank with another coming the other side of the hill trying to make a US airborne company sandwich. Still hav'nt seen any goblin infantry.

What, me worry?
Infantry? INFANTRY?!? Crap! I knew there was something I forgot! Always check your 'Handbook on Force Composition'!
Tanks? I cannot confirm or deny the use of tanks in this theatre of operations. I can say, however, that we ARE the Germans, and that should give you an indication of what you are facing (besides imminent death, destruction, and terror). This is just a light recon probe.
Your mortar crews can also give a good force count!
For everyone: This is a heavily wooded map. The only contact thus far has occurred on a large hill (and the valley beneath it) near the north map edge. Visibility is 13. Weather is good. Except over Mogami's AB, its raining mortar rounds.
Goblin- A Goblin studies meteorology:)
Tanks? I cannot confirm or deny the use of tanks in this theatre of operations. I can say, however, that we ARE the Germans, and that should give you an indication of what you are facing (besides imminent death, destruction, and terror). This is just a light recon probe.
Your mortar crews can also give a good force count!

For everyone: This is a heavily wooded map. The only contact thus far has occurred on a large hill (and the valley beneath it) near the north map edge. Visibility is 13. Weather is good. Except over Mogami's AB, its raining mortar rounds.
Goblin- A Goblin studies meteorology:)
Rocket to me baby
"And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air"
see how your panzertruppen like dem apples. That para company is getting a bad aditude towards your 105mm meatheats and they plan on taking it out on some tanks, Das Reich Goblin my infantry are pulling their can openers out. (it took me a lot of effort to get them to put the comic books down but now their ready to fight. A silly bazooka team demonstrated to the others what happens if you fire a bazooka from 50 meters at a tank and miss. I've always marveled at those spinning tanks.
You will notice I didn't use armour or offboard arty.
see how your panzertruppen like dem apples. That para company is getting a bad aditude towards your 105mm meatheats and they plan on taking it out on some tanks, Das Reich Goblin my infantry are pulling their can openers out. (it took me a lot of effort to get them to put the comic books down but now their ready to fight. A silly bazooka team demonstrated to the others what happens if you fire a bazooka from 50 meters at a tank and miss. I've always marveled at those spinning tanks.
You will notice I didn't use armour or offboard arty.

I'm not retreating, I'm attacking in a different direction!
Ouch. What did they do, call those apples down on themselves too? A Jackson took a pot shot at one of my Panzers on the center hill, but missed. I just got out of the bathroom! That is a scary sound!:eek: 
105's? Unless you can produce an unexploded shell for our examination, we find it hard to believe its our battalions artillery that is landing on your units. We paint little Goblin war-faces on each shell.
Goblin- A Goblin is artistic

105's? Unless you can produce an unexploded shell for our examination, we find it hard to believe its our battalions artillery that is landing on your units. We paint little Goblin war-faces on each shell.


Goblin- A Goblin is artistic
Hey what a good Idea,Originally posted by Drex
What a war opera! We can call it "Goblin'sdammerung" or Mogami's Rheinwein Journey!
I can't see very many of those Goblin tanks the map is too smokey. (from all those buring PZkzwgnYfg^%$-986 armoured car doodads. My boys are slowly inching there way up the hill.
Another Jackson goes up in smoke to Goblin arty fire. I think they are named after Michal Jackson not 'Stonewall' (flash boom and smoke)

I'm not retreating, I'm attacking in a different direction!
Ok, so I pull that same tank out into the path of that same Jackson that shot at him before. I DARE YOU! KerPOW! BONK!:eek:
I'm alive! Take this CRACK! Miss. Uh-oh. Jackson returns fire, KerPOW! Boom, miss! Have at you, CRACK! Miss. Super Uh-oh, now hes shooting at me with a 96% chance, and I got lucky twice, bye-bye. KerPOW! Boom, miss!:eek: I'm alive. Back at you baby, CRACK! KABLAMMO! Got him!!!:D
As Forest would say, 'Thats all I have to say about that'.
Goblin- A Goblin knows life is like a box of chocolates

As Forest would say, 'Thats all I have to say about that'.
Goblin- A Goblin knows life is like a box of chocolates
Clueless Joe Jackson
Well my ground pounders discover how to kill Goblinite Tanks, all you do is get next to it and go "ppsssssstttt hey Fritz you drop this Hersey bar?" the Fritz climbs out of the tank and you shoot him. At lest it worked on the first tank I tried it on (after discovering grenades don't work"
This thread is dubbed
&&*(**^%^^ )(*&^&& %$@ ^%#% *&^ ( ((* (-psedo Japanese writting cause the forum can't handle real Japanese)
"Whats That?"
*&^&* &^%^ %$#@!@@ %$#%^ *(&^% ((*&^
"Goblins!!!!!!!"
(*&^&* %$#$% &^%^ $#!@ *&^%
"AHH"
^%$#% &^%^ *&^(*& #@!$%^ *&^%$ (*&^&
"Do I look fat to you?"
(*$% %$# *&^%# !!!@#$ &^%$# )(*& )(*(&^^%
"No"
(&**^$% *&^&* (*&*( %$$%$ ^%$#@! (*&&^*
"Take that you stinking Grobbberlin"
((*&^$^ *&^( &@! ^%%*)
"Ouch"
NEXT WEEK "MOGAMI VERSUS GAMMERA!!!! (and Velveta and the beast who wouldn't leave it alone)"
This thread is dubbed
&&*(**^%^^ )(*&^&& %$@ ^%#% *&^ ( ((* (-psedo Japanese writting cause the forum can't handle real Japanese)
"Whats That?"
*&^&* &^%^ %$#@!@@ %$#%^ *(&^% ((*&^
"Goblins!!!!!!!"
(*&^&* %$#$% &^%^ $#!@ *&^%
"AHH"
^%$#% &^%^ *&^(*& #@!$%^ *&^%$ (*&^&
"Do I look fat to you?"
(*$% %$# *&^%# !!!@#$ &^%$# )(*& )(*(&^^%
"No"
(&**^$% *&^&* (*&*( %$$%$ ^%$#@! (*&&^*
"Take that you stinking Grobbberlin"
((*&^$^ *&^( &@! ^%%*)
"Ouch"
NEXT WEEK "MOGAMI VERSUS GAMMERA!!!! (and Velveta and the beast who wouldn't leave it alone)"

I'm not retreating, I'm attacking in a different direction!
Rocket to ME baby!!
No one will believe this, but I drove my Panzers around behind Mogami's on-board (Mogami, I never doubt your realistic force compostions) rockets. I did not get close assaulted. I did not get shot at. I did not even get the 'bird' flipped at me. I did get several crewmen on a rocket battery!:D
Where are the AB, Mogami? Are they on some transports? Are they flying to the battle even now? Did they run? New comic books come in? Rook, rook, Godzirra!
Goblin- A Goblin loves the red glare:)
Where are the AB, Mogami? Are they on some transports? Are they flying to the battle even now? Did they run? New comic books come in? Rook, rook, Godzirra!
Goblin- A Goblin loves the red glare:)
Shirrlly Gobberiin
&^%^^$#@ &^ )(&*
"Shirrlry Goberrin yu fall for ord infratabre rocket gag. Day not rear rockets."
Another Goblinite Tanker got out out of a perfectly good tank (while sharing the hex with unsuppressed Mogami troopers)
2 down a whole heck of a lot to go. (But I think my major problem will be catching them they do run fast)
I managed to get a glimsp of Goblin as he raced by in his command car.
"Shirrlry Goberrin yu fall for ord infratabre rocket gag. Day not rear rockets."
Another Goblinite Tanker got out out of a perfectly good tank (while sharing the hex with unsuppressed Mogami troopers)
2 down a whole heck of a lot to go. (But I think my major problem will be catching them they do run fast)
I managed to get a glimsp of Goblin as he raced by in his command car.
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I'm not retreating, I'm attacking in a different direction!
All around the little ridge the Goblin blasted the rockets....He let fly with the hot lead and BOOM goes the rockets!
I actually couldn't see any of them, so I destroyed the backside of the ridge with indirect fire! Goblin's love rockets! Ignore any comments forthcoming from Bernie.
Pretty soon, I will have to send in the vanguard! If you destroy any more of my Panzers, the light probe will end, and we will Poland your butt.
Goblin- A Goblin has a slick ride
PS- I almost peed my pants 'cause of that picture!
I actually couldn't see any of them, so I destroyed the backside of the ridge with indirect fire! Goblin's love rockets! Ignore any comments forthcoming from Bernie.

Pretty soon, I will have to send in the vanguard! If you destroy any more of my Panzers, the light probe will end, and we will Poland your butt.


Goblin- A Goblin has a slick ride
PS- I almost peed my pants 'cause of that picture!
Goblins on the loose
Goblins only come out at night. US Rangers destroy 2 Panzers that were busy shooting up the inflatable rocket decoys.
Notice the look of shock and combat fatigue on the face of this captured Goblinite Panzercrew (we pulled him out of the tree he landed in when his tank brewed up from a bazooky round.
Notice the look of shock and combat fatigue on the face of this captured Goblinite Panzercrew (we pulled him out of the tree he landed in when his tank brewed up from a bazooky round.
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I'm not retreating, I'm attacking in a different direction!
I still can't see any crewmen on those rockets, so I played another round of Blast the Hillside. Got another crew to disperse.
You've done it now buster.
How dare you flaunt a picture of a fine looking female goblin around like common porn!?!??:mad: Now you're gonna get got!
Goblin- A Goblin defends a lady
You've done it now buster.


Goblin- A Goblin defends a lady
4.2inch mortar
Goblin panzer discovers a four deuce mortar can kill it.
My AB company coming over the hill finds Goblins hiding in their tin cans. I still can't find most of his troops except for the tanks my Rangers are playing with. His arty is causing most of my problems.
My AB company coming over the hill finds Goblins hiding in their tin cans. I still can't find most of his troops except for the tanks my Rangers are playing with. His arty is causing most of my problems.

I'm not retreating, I'm attacking in a different direction!