Two Shades of Green takes on DOOM! The Battle!

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Thu May 16, 2002 3:06 am

T34 Jeff 1st turn:

Big map and no action...But the Gobmyster is on the loose!

Stand by for Action, Blood, and a little payback as T34 Jeff aka M4 Jess and the mighty GOBLIN takes on the blood thirsty DON>>>>DOOM~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!

The Players:

Goblin: a little mean green kill'n machine whose old masta kept on a tight leash and feed gunpowder..HE IS MEAN..HE IS GREEN..AND HE WANTS SUMM!!!!!!!!

T34 Jeff: M4 Jess's Lil'brother, Jeff fell off the right side of the fence a long time ago! Now he has joined up with the "GOBLIN"
and after he helps kill Don Doom he will want some more!

Don Doom: a little wussy guy that was called "goodie two shoes in grammer school because he was a tattle tail and liked play'n with the girls. Don grew up with the idea that "I will show them"
Also known as a little mans complex...

Let the Battle of Wimp (Don Doom) VS> GOBLIN!

and T34 Jeff

:rolleyes: :p Begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:p

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Thu May 16, 2002 4:43 am

Growl Growl Growl!:mad:

I hate cowards! DOOM! Where are you DOOM!?! Come and play. We want to DOOM DON!:mad:

Hiding like a sissy girl won't save you! I wanna pull your pig-tails.

Don't want mud on your dress? DOOM! Where are you DOOM!?!:mad:

Goblin- A Goblin searches

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Thu May 16, 2002 12:26 pm

Look like we have a shootin match. Lets see looks like Goblin went shoppin with his Goblin girl since all I see is a field of dancein Matilda's and if I am not mistaken my stuka messed one up and knocked on the hatch of another and asked them to come out and play.

Then we have M4 or is it T34? I have no idea what those land battleships are. Steal them from the french did we. I have a little surprise in store for them. he he;)

Now that you all had gotten so dirty looking around for me I though a nice shower would do you and your men some good so just sit tight and let the nice warn metal shower relax you.

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Thu May 16, 2002 7:10 pm

How was the shower, did it relax your men any? How is Goblin doing, have not heard from him, did he not like my plane visit? Oh well maybe next time. He He:D :p :p :p

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Thu May 16, 2002 7:28 pm

Here is M4 after his shower

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Fri May 17, 2002 2:40 am

T34 Jeff Turn 2

:p I got ya shower boy! :p

Doomsta hit us with some hvy aarty but did not hurt us much...

I hate the siren blast af a Stuka! I was lucky as they only attacked up north..(sorry gob;) )

Not much of anything else to report....

Donny! come out and play with us!

T34 Jeff

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Fri May 17, 2002 3:07 am

The Stuka's didn't stay up north, sorry Jeff.

Doom's shower seems to be outside the scope of the agreed upon 4 onboard batteries per side but then again, cannot be reloaded!:D We will be outgunned, but not outfought. My valiant French allies and I (after tea) will crush the Nazi scum, in time for a smashing game of cricket! That is, if we can find them....

Goblin- A Goblin adapts:mad:

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Fri May 17, 2002 12:32 pm

Yea after the smoke cleared the matildas just kept going and going.

My ob art[no onboard][ two groups of three] are not much help, will have to get down in the trenches and go hand in hand with these guy's. Thats fine.
I see those land battleships of T34s can move right along, dam near got one of my HT's.
I am sending my tank gunners back to school since they could not hit the damm thing at about 10 hexes!!!!!!:mad:
So far only seen some matilda's and some french monster tanks no inf. I guess they decided to make this an all armor affare. ok. Just keep coming my friends and we will dance the dance of death come the morning.

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Fri May 17, 2002 3:54 pm

Dooooomsta~~~~~

No prob about the arty. Goblin will spank you soon enough!

Matildas ? what Matildas ? :rolleyes:

oh and those land battleships...dont worrie about them they are your friends!

T34 Jess

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Sat May 18, 2002 8:16 am

Turn 3 T34 Jeff

88's! Go figure~~

those 88's sure have a low rate of fire! ~~Like none!~~

I can live with that!

Goblin! Contact! Fire at will!

T34,

(By the way gob....you promised my boys some fine British tea...where is it?>

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sat May 18, 2002 11:38 pm

Doom just dropped a coupla loads of snipers and such on us! I haven't got into the shooting yet, but it's a coming:mad:

Goblin- A Goblin fixes bayonets:mad:

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Mon May 20, 2002 12:18 pm

Goblins mk3 or 4 has a thick hide on it, took several 37mm and kept on tickin! hmm lets see if I can warm him up a bit.

T4 so you like my 88's huh, well keep on coming and maybe I can introduce you to Heidi who is manning the one you keep talkin to. Snipers, what snipers. Those 40mm tinker toys are not very good agaist JU52's are they Goblin.

T4 just keep movin the direction your are going, I have a nice warm cup of enzat coffee waiting for you at stalage 13.

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Mon May 20, 2002 7:13 pm

This is what T4 is going to be looking like very soon. On to Goblin, I need a dance partner!

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue May 21, 2002 3:16 am

I Hate 88s:mad:

I have 1 less Char B..(and I dont have nay more..reall Don I dont)

I could only see 1 Air droped German sniper..

I killed 1 MkIVd.. heehee, but I see alot more!

The Battle is joined! And my good Allie "Sir Goblin" has the ball!~

Go get um Gob!

M4 Jess

Supervisor · Post by **Supervisor** » Tue May 21, 2002 4:08 am

Lets go Don, lets go Don! Someone has to root for the underdog!:)

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue May 21, 2002 6:07 am

gmenfan !!! YOU WANT SUM..HUH? YOU WANT SUM!? I bet you almightys sit back in your $3000.00 desk chairs and over looking the bay......you people make me ill! AND YOU DARE TO ROOT FOR THE COWARD DOOM DOG!! and to think I had faith in you .....once..........now... if you are a man.........I will with my lil'friend Goblin....(by the way, Goblin is in Star Wars II, he plays this lil'ninja) anyways... after we kill Dung Doom we will kill you and Doom'sta out-right in a two vs. two

Let this be Done!

T34 Jeff

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue May 21, 2002 6:24 am

gmenfan! He has provoked us, and it remains to be seen if he IS the underdog! He IS the Germans after all!.

Jess, lets not provoke the nice moderator who put me in the Hall! Especially when we have a very high-view thread that could go....

Doom! Death to Doom and all who support him! I blew a sniper into bloody rags with those 40mm's! I'm in the fight up front, on the big center hill! I used the big Vickers .50 on that MkVI to hose an 88 crew, got some kills.

Here I come Dumb Doom!:mad:

Goblin- A Goblin breaks the leash and charges:mad:

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue May 21, 2002 6:33 am

rwwwwwwwwwww........gmenfan.............

A T34 Jeff loads gmenfan rounds..............

Gary Tatro · Post by **Gary Tatro** » Tue May 21, 2002 6:25 pm

Doom, Doom he's our man.
Breach that Goblin's little tin can.
M4 Jess posts like Spam.

When the Doomsta comes out with 88's
Goblin and M4 will take the bait.
Can you see it, I can not wait.

The Doomsta, will hit them on the flank.
M4 Jess's turrets will crank.
He will try to get a lead on the front tank.

He will lead his men to fry.
As the Doomsta blasts his tanks sky high.
The little green guy will say Oh My.

How this battle will come out, just wait and see.
Will Goblin & M4 win for me
Or Dr. Doom who floots like a butterfly and stings like a bee.

Supervisor · Post by **Supervisor** » Wed May 22, 2002 5:39 am

Give me a D Give me a O Give me a N Whats that spell [FONT=century gothic]DOOM[/FONT] for M4 Jess & Goblin:mad: :p

Two Shades of Green takes on DOOM! The Battle!

Two Shades of Green takes on DOOM! The Battle!

Well Well Well

Well

M4 after shower

oh

Yea yea yea

ODE of DOOM