Capt.Pixel gets his Meds! By M4 Jess that is!

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Capt.Pixel gets his Meds! By M4 Jess that is!

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Capt. PeePee......are you there? Daddy is home! :mad:

If you want I will let you surrender your German forces now... do you really want to even start this exercise of German death?

Remember that Mother Russia and MY men and mortor girls are berserk with rage and will kill you, and then we will kill you again!:mad:

May, 1942...The Germans try again to take the Russians...well they ever learn?.....:confused:

Med Map....
1200 points each, only 300 for tanks and 300 for arty...open field and hills...

I will see you in the middle Capt. P (peepee):mad:

M4 Jess~Killing another..........................................friend!
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Captain Peepee???

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I guess I'm going to have to read some of the other threads to find out what this is all about! LOL :D
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cAPT pEEpEE aND i hAVE a tECH pROB......

bUT hE aWAITS hIS dEATH!

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Originally posted by M4 Jess
cAPT pEEpEE aND i hAVE a tECH pROB......

bUT hE aWAITS hIS dEATH!

M4 Jess~Capt.PeePee Killa
Okay, Bwana. I sent the files to Goblin, and he's been kind enough to forward them to you.

I've tried over a half-dozen times to send those files, and the server keeps crapping on me. But only with your files(?) Even when I sent them to Goblin. I wasn't even sure he'd got them after an internet disconnect. :(

What's really strange is that all the other email traffic I've had today is working just fine. :confused:
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Worried

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I'm really quite worried that he might have bought nothing but Snipers riding on tractors!!!!! :p

You are sooooo dead! :D

Send me a file!! :rolleyes:
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Back.....to PeePee!

we had to start over due to tec probs...1200 points on a large map.....man:eek:

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Finally!

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Okay, sport's fans. I think we finally have a file transfer going. (Well, at least I sent one out. :) )

1200 points is a small, but quite functional force for the Germans. Kind of medium to heavy recon kind of unit.

I'm kickin' the tires. I've got my scarf wrapped about my neck. Bone handled revolvers - primed and loaded (pearl handles are for back street pimps)

With a smack on the turret hatch with my riding crop -

"Let's go find and grind some commie butt!" :mad:
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120 snipers...count'um..120

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:)

Back to you PeePee:D
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120 snipers and at least two KV1-M40s. They're sitting on the top of a widely, well-sighted ridge, being very cocky.

Apparently M4 is convinced of the superiority of his equipment, enough to expose them so audaciously.

We'll just have to take their tracks out from under them. An Sdkfz 222 takes a couple of potshots at the lead tank. No effect (duh!) :D
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M4s Russians disappear

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Well, apparently those 222s scared M4 enough to keep him from responding with a game file. Jeez, this victory was even easier than I thought it'd be. :D

Or maybe M4 Jess requires consant taunting to stay awake and with the program? :rolleyes:

"Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah"
::sticking thumbs in ears and wiggling outstretched fingers in Goblin fashion::

Speaking of Goblins: Where's OUR game, y'all??

Watch the following posts for EXCUSES! ;)
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Well, apparently those 222s scared M4 enough to keep him from responding with a game file. Jeez, this victory was even easier than I thought it'd be



Dont count on it...

Say...did ya peepee your pants when you saw those KVs??:rolleyes:

Back to Capt.P~P

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Enemy spotted and he is us - Pogo

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Well, I'm really not too concerned, now that I've had a chance to peruse your force selection. MC squads moved forward and sighted four more assembly areas. Heavily armed, but lightly armored BA-10 armored cars are gathered near the north sector, along the center road and coming up from the southern sector through a gap in the hills. Recon has also spotted a section of KV2 monsters moving near the center road.

Soviet force estimates are as follows:

1 KV1-M40 section - now missing a wingman
1 KV2 section - they're next
3 BA-10 ACs - fish in a barrel. My only real concern about them is their speed. Gonna have to pin them down like cockroaches under the kitchen light. :p

Well, that accounts for about 90% of his starting force. I haven't sighted his reinforcements yet, but I'm sure they'll arrive soon. (You're gonna need 'em, bucko! :D )

A KV-1 managed to destroy a kubelwagen, but German Sdkfz 222 Armored cars managed to distract the two KV1s in the center long enough for an LAS 762 Tank Destroyer to rise and Shoot. the TD shattered the side armor of one of the KV1s with an APCR round at about 1200m. :D Support fire from other LAS' didn't manage to finish off his partner, though. I guess we have to save something for the next turn, don't ya know. ;)

Come on, Commie! My boys need target practice, and it looks like you're going to oblige. :p

(M4 - I'm posting the game here as an attachment. This arrangement works better for me than going to my email)
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I must have a death wish....:(

two KVs down now....:mad: :mad:

BUT I HAVE 22 MORE COMMING!!!!:mad: :mad:

fast mova's all over the place!
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Turn 3 - M4 must be off of HIS meds

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Well, I was going to do a play-by-play, but I'll just let the tally so far, speak for itself.

German losses -
1 Sdkfz 222 and an airstrike popped a Kubelwagen. Great bang-for-the-buck, those kubelwagens. :D

Soviet losses -
2 KV-1
1 KV-2 and 1 slowed to 4 movement. Heheh He's a pillbox now.
5 BA-10s destroyed and 2 more with evacuated crews. :D

several of those kills were at 1300 meters!

M4 has been playing Goblin for too long. He bought Seven 107mm Mortars. :eek:

But the ACs will clear the way for Motorcycle squads to finish them off in a turn or two. ;)
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Yo! Did you get that file, honcho? :D
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Romeo, Romeo,

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Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Have you fallen on your sword or what? :p

Will ya look at that! Page two and you haven't surrendered yet. Will wonders never cease? :D
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Go-carts vs. Dump-trucks!:mad:


momma! Capt.P needs no meds...M4 needs some vodka!

For the Motherland! we die for the Motherland!!!

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Turn 4

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"At the top of the hill. Right over there. They're climbing out of that wrecked AC"

"Okay, go for it. Report in when you've taken the ridge."

The driver shifted into first and drove his kubelwagen up to the hilltop. The surprised Soviet crew turned in time to be gunned down by a fella with a Walther P38. The AC driver quickly put his hands into the air as if he was reaching for God.

"We've taken the southern ridge and have prisoners for interrogation."

M4 is making a fight of it. It seems desperate for him, but the Gods of Valhalla also seemed to have turned against us. The previous rounds of unerring hits and kills, was not repeated this time.

M4s thrust with his BA-10s in the north is cause for concern. Perhaps in a week or two, when I get his game back, I'll have gotten out of this 'Can't-Hit-For-Sh!t' phase I'm going through. :rolleyes:

M4 - the game is attached here ::look down:: :D
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Hey Capt PP!!

Wanna race??

Rummmmmmmmm Rummmmmmmmm Rummmmmmmm

catch me if you can~:eek:

Fun lil'ol battle....

WHERE THE HECK ARE MY REINFORCEMENTS???

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"Oh, you're not. You didn't. You haven't. Really, have you?"
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