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CSLF flight crews........ready for action.

CSLF shipping.......topped off and ready to rumble.

CSLF ground troops.........pat their weapons and smirk.

I will release these minions of fowl demons at the first sign of any trouble. At which point we shall remove, if need be blast, all enemies from the Souf Pacific.

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Not much going on here. Even w/ our bold claims of huge armies at the ready, there really isn't much here. Not even 1 fleet carrier.

We mucked around w/ the supply lines. Sent troops to the wrong base. Loaded fuel instead of supply.

The Japs invaded Gili Gili (We never saw it coming).

Eventually 1 fleet carrier did arrive. We used her conservatively souf of Gili. After about 5 mins of action she caught a torpedo...now sitting in Cairns w/ 30 sys. At least we didn't lose her.

We wonder how long repairs in theater would take, or if we have to send Sara back so soon :(

We plan to invade lunga w/ marines if we ever mass a couple carriers (average carrier life expectancy approx 5 mins). Personally, I think it will be a disaster.

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We were distracted by GTA3 for a few days but are now back.


We are concentrating on guadalcanal. We're uploading troopers to lunga fast as we can. 2 CSLF carriers are babysitting the transports as well as lba from Irau (3 port, 4 airfield). The base on Irau is fully built and we are very proud of it. CSLF engineers shipped in from Numea did excellent work. We finished before the deadline and thus generated tremenous profit to our friends in the defense industry, as well as several other members of the CSLF conglomerate. While it's fun to capture bases, we at the CSLF never forget the true objective of war: increase the bottom line.

The Jpas are having fun reinforcing Gili. If we need to move ships fru that area, we plaster the Gili runway VIA CSLF heavy bombers from Cairns, so it's not a big deal. We can bomb the crap out of Gili and take it later.

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:D
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Your AAR`s are brilliant.
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We bombed them w/ CSLF heavy bombers. We strafed them w/ CSLF fighter bombers. CSLF shipping shelled them 24/7. CSLF mercenaries charged and machinegunned anyone left.

It was glorious......

Lunga is ours.

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well well well

We have many varied interests here at the CSLF, this translates into a fairly short attention span. After loosing all interest in the war, we've read some good books and our interest in the genre has been rekindled (for now). Once again we at the CSLF JCS stare menacingly upon our charts.

So our saga to control ALL water and food supply throughout the entire souf pacific ( 3 words: profit margin profit margin profit margin) will continue (at least until something else comes up).

Tomorrow.

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