OT -Crazy JFB Fan Boy

[wdolson]

Head a few minutes of this guy on the radio last night:

http://www.douglasdietrich.com/topics.html

In the few minutes I listened, he claimed that the Japanese had a recon plane capable of flying from Tokyo to New York and that they were regularly flying recon over the US from 1943 on and they built hundreds of these recon planes. He also claimed the balloon bombs started thousands of fires and that US smoke jumpers were on the go full time fighting the fires started by these bombs.

Then he claimed that the fighter version of the Peggy (which he called the Ki-67, but was actually the Ki-109), was such a successful interceptor that they shot down over 5000 American airmen in B-29s (which would have been around 500 B-29s). He claimed the reason the Enola Gay and Bock's Car were not shot down was because the Japanese knew these planes were carrying nukes, but they didn't want to suffer damage from an EMP when the bombs went off as the planes went down in flames.

I haven't heard anybody get history sooo wrong in quite a while. I wanted to yell at the radio, but restrained myself.

Bill

[PaxMondo]

Just goes to show that nutjobs are everywhere.  [:D]

PS: Commendable(?) restraint. I would not have passed such a test. [;)]

[Chickenboy]

Bill,

Now I'm all confused. He was on the radio, so he had to have been right, right? [&:]

[LoBaron]

LOL

Also on the page:
Roswell and the Rising Sun: World War II didn't end the way you think . . .
Satan's Crusaders: Coming of Age in the Devil's Presidio Playground
America's Abortive Ambush At Pearl Harbor: The Gold Standard of Federal Reserve Conspiracies
The Third Reich Never Died: Nazi Victory in The Battle For Orbit and Ünterland

That guy´s got other issues than being historically incorrect.

But as usual there will be enough dumbheads around to buy his "work" so he is able to make a decent living. [8|]

[LoBaron]

Clearly, look with how much professionalism the website is done.

Can´t be wrong.

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Bill,

Now I'm all confused. He was on the radio, so he had to have been right, right? [&:]

You are confused. When something is on the internet, THEN, it has to be right. [:D]

[jeffk3510]

Everything on the internet is correct. Even this statement [8D]

[PaxMondo]

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Bill,

Now I'm all confused. He was on the radio, so he had to have been right, right? [&:]

You are confused. When something is on the internet, THEN, it has to be right. [:D]

Or TV ... never forget that institution of truth ... [:D]

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: PaxMondo

Just goes to show that nutjobs are everywhere.  [:D]

PS: Commendable(?) restraint. I would not have passed such a test. [;)]

[:D]

[chesmart]

Nutcase

[Chickenboy]

Lifted verbatim from his website:

"This page is provided for programming directors and radio / TV talk show hosts. Mr. Dietrich's research into military and global social/political analysis is extensive -- and covers a vast variety of topics. Be assured, if you would like to discuss ANY TOPIC regarding the U.S. Military past and present, or politics as it relates to current global crises, Douglas WILL ENTRALL your audience with his knowledge. "

"Entrall"? Does he mean 'enthrall' or 'entrail'? Somehow, I doubt the former, but could see the association with rotten guts.

"ANY topic" concerning the U.S. military past or present? Wow! I know some, others that I know are much more read, but I've never known anyone that knew EVERYTHING about the U.S. military past or present. He must be really smart. He knows EVERYTHING about politics too? Impossible! Why, he would have to be some uber-genius, wouldn't he? Alright, I'll bite-I'm entralled.

Dude, if you're going to ALL CAPS your own self-aggrandizing nonsense, at least spell it right, would ya? [8|]

[Chickenboy]

Ooh...I found my favorite. It even has a hitherto unknown verb: [:D]

You know, you can't make this stuff up! Erm...maybe you can...



"Documents that Douglas Dietrich incinerated under orders revealed the historical reality of Vouhodouoxn Zombis as a weapon of mass-destruction – a WMD originally deployed by the greatest African American military leader in history to defeat the three most powerful European empires in the world of his time; only to be occulted from modern memory via conspiracy of ignorance and usurped by the soviets (through their Caribbean satellite).
This WMD was later to be unleashed against the communist Chinese during the largest nuclear war which you've never heard of (the Sino-Soviet Conflict). Other documents betrayed the reality of Prion (Proteinaceous Infectious Ion) Zombies collaterally generated by monstrously irresponsible United States nuclear testing on America's own.
Finally, Soviet archival materials destined for destruction exposed the fact of Vampires in our midst from the dawn of time; a subspecies of genus: homo sapiens that the Soviet Empire subjected into service within both the military and espionage arms of its totalitarian state."

[witpqs]

...research into military and global social/political analysis...

So he's researched analysis. Sort of like when the guy performing surgery on you has talked about becoming a doctor... [X(]

[Erkki]

....Caribbean satellite?!?

[DuckofTindalos]

Well, if this was a normal person, I'd assume he was talking about Cuba.

He might be talking about Coney Island.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Ooh...I found my favorite. It even has a hitherto unknown verb: [:D]

You know, you can't make this stuff up! Erm...maybe you can...



"Documents that Douglas Dietrich incinerated under orders revealed the historical reality of Vouhodouoxn Zombis as a weapon of mass-destruction – a WMD originally deployed by the greatest African American military leader in history to defeat the three most powerful European empires in the world of his time; only to be occulted from modern memory via conspiracy of ignorance and usurped by the soviets (through their Caribbean satellite).
This WMD was later to be unleashed against the communist Chinese during the largest nuclear war which you've never heard of (the Sino-Soviet Conflict). Other documents betrayed the reality of Prion (Proteinaceous Infectious Ion) Zombies collaterally generated by monstrously irresponsible United States nuclear testing on America's own.
Finally, Soviet archival materials destined for destruction exposed the fact of Vampires in our midst from the dawn of time; a subspecies of genus: homo sapiens that the Soviet Empire subjected into service within both the military and espionage arms of its totalitarian state."

And you! Taking part in a cover up by pretending that you don't believe every word! [:'(]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Ooh...I found my favorite. It even has a hitherto unknown verb: [:D]

You know, you can't make this stuff up! Erm...maybe you can...



"Documents that Douglas Dietrich incinerated under orders revealed the historical reality of Vouhodouoxn Zombis as a weapon of mass-destruction – a WMD originally deployed by the greatest African American military leader in history to defeat the three most powerful European empires in the world of his time; only to be occulted from modern memory via conspiracy of ignorance and usurped by the soviets (through their Caribbean satellite).
This WMD was later to be unleashed against the communist Chinese during the largest nuclear war which you've never heard of (the Sino-Soviet Conflict). Other documents betrayed the reality of Prion (Proteinaceous Infectious Ion) Zombies collaterally generated by monstrously irresponsible United States nuclear testing on America's own.
Finally, Soviet archival materials destined for destruction exposed the fact of Vampires in our midst from the dawn of time; a subspecies of genus: homo sapiens that the Soviet Empire subjected into service within both the military and espionage arms of its totalitarian state."

And you! Taking part in a cover up by pretending that you don't believe every word! [:'(]

Perhaps I was occulted too?

ETA: BRAINS!

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Perhaps I was occulted too?

ETA: BRAINS!

[witpqs]

And the US Military's secret defense manual:

[USSAmerica]

I know you're here.  I can smell your BRAINS!  [:D]