My neighbor needs help

[parusski]

I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????

[nate25]

The best way to help her would be to get down on the floor directly behind her.

So you can, uhhh, see what she's seeing.[:D]

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: nate25

The best way to help her would be to get down on the floor directly behind her.

So you can, uhhh, see what she's seeing.[:D]

Okay, okay. I can see that. But I need more suggestions.

[nate25]

Ok, how old is she? [:'(]

[parusski]

Just turned 21.

[nate25]

O K.

NOW we can make a plan to "help" her.

What she really needs is some wine to relax her frustrations. From messing with the system that is.

So get that bottle of wine I know you got in the apt.

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: nate25

O K.

NOW we can make a plan to "help" her.

What she really needs is some wine to relax her frustrations. From messing with the system that is.

So get that bottle of wine I know you got in the apt.

Okay. I could do that. Should I pour the wine over the "system"?

[nate25]

No no, this has got to look legit. Trust old Whit on this. I know of what I speak.

You got to grab your wine and go knock. But act like the ES is the only reason you're there. [:D]

[Prince of Eckmühl]

She looks kinda like a dwarf; Mrs. Steiner would not approve.[:-]

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: Prince of Eckmühl

She looks kinda like a dwarf; Mrs. Steiner would not approve.[:-]

Mrs. WHO??

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: parusski

I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????

Warspite1

Well from what I can see there are no lights on any of the electrical gadgets so I suspect its not the entertainment system per se that is at fault.

More likely its the fact that you ignored the restraining order the young lady took out against you, entered her house when she was out, and then shut down her fuse box. You have obviously hidden behind the curtain to take the picture...

Bad Steiner [:-]

[parusski]

More likely its the fact that you ignored the restraining order the young lady took out against you, entered her house when she was out, and then shut down her fuse box. You have obviously hidden behind the curtain to take the picture...

Bad Steiner

Who me? Nah, no dame would ever take out a restraining odour against me.

[nate25]

Parusski, I feel for you.

Nobody is going to let you have your little fantasy.

Sorry bro.

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: nate25

Parusski, I feel for you.

Nobody is going to let you have your little fantasy.

Sorry bro.

Not to worry youngster, I have a plan for selecting the winner of this thread.

Never forget, all my threads have a chance for some bright person to be a winner.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: parusski

More likely its the fact that you ignored the restraining order the young lady took out against you, entered her house when she was out, and then shut down her fuse box. You have obviously hidden behind the curtain to take the picture...

Bad Steiner

Who me? Nah, no dame would ever take out a restraining odour against me.

Warspite1

Okaaaay.....

[nate25]

Well then, go knock and tell us what happened.

Don't forget the wine.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: nate25

Well then, go knock and tell us what happened.

Don't forget the wine.

Warspite1

natester!!!! don't encourage him to go round.

He won't take wine, that's not his MO. He will take chloryform, handcuffs and of course his trusty balaclava.

LEAVE WELL ALONE STEINER - GO RUSTLE SOME SHEEP OR SOMETHING INSTEAD.

[nate25]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: nate25

Well then, go knock and tell us what happened.

Don't forget the wine.

Warspite1

natester!!!! don't encourage him to go round.

He won't take wine, that's not his MO. He will take chloryform, handcuffs and of course his trusty balaclava.

LEAVE WELL ALONE STEINER - GO RUSTLE SOME SHEEP OR SOMETHING INSTEAD.

Nah, Steiner's all right.

We'll leave the handcuffs to you English types.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: nate25

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: nate25

Well then, go knock and tell us what happened.

Don't forget the wine.

Warspite1

natester!!!! don't encourage him to go round.

He won't take wine, that's not his MO. He will take chloryform, handcuffs and of course his trusty balaclava.

LEAVE WELL ALONE STEINER - GO RUSTLE SOME SHEEP OR SOMETHING INSTEAD.

We'll leave the handcuffs to you English types.

Warspite1

Wha? What have you been told? It wasn't me I tell you - and it was just a bit of fun. Er would have been if it was me, but it wasn't and I don't know what you mean anyway.....

[nate25]

LOL