Hedline "old man slaughters lowly noob"

Tek-69 · Post by **Tek-69** » Wed Oct 09, 2002 11:40 am

I feel it my duty to left everyone know i suffered a brutal defeat at the hands a smiling old man who seemed to be rather fond of his dear mother. Anyway this put my netgame stats at 1LOSS to
0WINS. May the slaughter begin.

btw thanx for the game hetz....ol' bastard

AutoHost · Post by **AutoHost** » Wed Oct 09, 2002 10:14 pm

Hetz, you never mentioned your mother to me! She must be/have been quite a character to put up with you over the years. (let the story telling begin.)

--
Ron Miller
Stars! AutoHost

Hetz · Post by **Hetz** » Thu Oct 10, 2002 4:45 am

And you expect me to give you free info on my creato## (ahem) my parents, because........?

And what's up with this "Hetz" stuff anyway, if that's the best 4 letter word you can use to describe me we need to play some more games

In other words "thats Hetzer to you, bub".

Tek-69 · Post by **Tek-69** » Thu Oct 10, 2002 9:25 am

My inherint(i dunno if thats actualy a word) laziness was the key factor in hetz i felt it better than he, het , and/or dirty bastard(which was just to long). but alack you shall hereby an henceforth be Hetzer. big H ok? :p

Korgmeister · Post by **Korgmeister** » Thu Oct 10, 2002 1:57 pm

Oh dear, you poor, poor person. I should have warned you about doing battle with Hetzer.

Hetz · Post by **Hetz** » Thu Oct 10, 2002 2:27 pm

Warned........What?.............Who Me? (look of shocked consternation). Am sweet gentle harmless old man ask anybody...........Uh,......well anybody who hasn't gamed with me, everybody else thinks I'm a nice guy, honest (eyes wide open and guileless).

Korgmeister · Post by **Korgmeister** » Thu Oct 10, 2002 2:46 pm

KER-BLAM!!!

Aw Geez Hetzer? What did you have to do that for? I only had one payment left to go on that B.S detector!

tarendelcymir · Post by **tarendelcymir** » Thu Oct 10, 2002 4:52 pm

Sure, Hetzer. Harmless. I remember those hours and hours of heads flying off and limbs shattering.

Not that it wasn't fun or anything.

PrinceCorrin · Post by **PrinceCorrin** » Thu Oct 10, 2002 6:19 pm

Replace -less, with -ful. Or -ful with -less. That's Hetzer. This will work with all of the words he uses to describe himself.
examples:
Harmless-Harmful
Pitiful-Pitiless

Of course, Old Bastard is still an apt description. Though he is loveable for all that.
Die Die Die

LarkinVB · Post by **LarkinVB** » Thu Oct 10, 2002 10:11 pm

I'm happy he's still around.

Heard anything about Rosary the last month Hetz ?
He seems to be offline, still in contact with him ?

Sorry, I ment Sir Hetzer !

GROND · Post by **GROND** » Thu Oct 10, 2002 10:28 pm

I don't know what's going on with Rosary

I ICQ'd him after I got out of the hospital but haven't gotten an answer. Have not seen him online in like 5 weeks (more actually).
I think I scared him off after that last beating he gave me

Sir?............Larkin, please.........stooping to politeness is beneath us

Tek-69 · Post by **Tek-69** » Thu Oct 10, 2002 10:40 pm

Now now, you all seem so aggresive towards the older generation. Hetzer may me a murderer of noobs this is true, and certainly he is feared by jocks far an wide but when i was down he didnt try to behead me, oh no, he simply IMMOBILIZED my mech. Certainly here is man who put HONOR above all else, no?

whitefirefox · Post by **whitefirefox** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 9:11 pm

$10 says hetzer missed your titans head

CrushU · Post by **CrushU** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 10:29 pm

*puts $10 in with whitefirefox* i agree to that

and btw, ITS MEH BIRTHDAY. *hint*mebbe hetzer could let me win one

*hint*

PrinceCorrin · Post by **PrinceCorrin** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 11:03 pm

I say he would not have aimed anywhere but your head. In his old age he often misses and simply disables.

Korgmeister · Post by **Korgmeister** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 8:26 am

I do know he has a disturbing penchant for shooting my titans in the groin =P

Hetz · Post by **Hetz** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:32 pm

Took a Immolator out for a stroll in Polar and got my legs run off by Korgmeister in an Abnegator (waaaaaay to many srms).

Game lasted about 1800 secs (pant, wheeze, gasp). Took forever for him to get me right where I wanted him

The only reason that I came out on top is that a lucky NRM hit or three kept his jock seeing double.

Note to Newbs: (especially autohost,Korgmeister,karakan and peztor) STOP THINKING!!!!!!! It's bad for you (makes the brain hurt) after all I only have your best interests at heart.

Anyway, it's part of the ToS bylaws that Newbs have to lose at least their 1st 10 games to veterans (this is only to make your 1st win more satisfying). See we do care

whitefirefox · Post by **whitefirefox** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:34 pm

laws nothing im chaotic evil :rolleyes:

tarendelcymir · Post by **tarendelcymir** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 10:10 pm

Originally posted by Hetz
Anyway, it's part of the ToS bylaws that Newbs have to lose at least their 1st 10 games to veterans (this is only to make your 1st win more satisfying). See we do care

Hell, Hetzer...don't you remember when Lyhrrus first showed up? I won the very first game we played, then after that, my luck went straight to the bottom for about the next thirty games.

I know that was practically last century, but even an old guy like you should remember it.

Some of those newbies are nasty.

whitefirefox · Post by **whitefirefox** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 10:13 pm

another thing how can you be sure the person isn't a tos super gewnious commander that has designed some kind of monster titan that can take on a hundred other titans with the 1 of the pilots hands tied behind his back but no one has ever seen him before cuz he's very quiet?

:p