Twas the night before

[comsolut]

Twas the night before computer World in Flames
When all through the land
Not a counter was stirring,
Not even a chit;
The computers were humming
By their internet connections,
In hopes Matrix would soon be there.
The wargamers were all snug in their beds,
While visions of world conquest danced in their heads;
And mamma in her kerchief and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long fall nap,
When out of the computer their arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the computer I flew like a flash,
Refreshed the screen and hit enter with a bash,
The monitor, on the table gave an eerie glow
To all the objects in the room,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a ……….(be creative and post your idea to complete this poem)

[Aurelian]

wife, who sees the price and kicks your rear.

[Missouri_Rebel]

She grumbles and moans
with rolling pin in hand
I say 'I married the wrong one
your sister would understand'




badabing

[warspite1]

So you think you married the wrong sister?
Well let me tell you this, mister
I've always been a secret lover of wargames,
And they don't come any better than World In Flames.
You want to play? Well I'm just the same,
So don't just sit there, download the game.
But I promise you one thing, you're in for a helluva fight
Cos no one messes with Mrs Warspite.

[Missouri_Rebel]

Why did I just rap that out loud?

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel

Why did I just rap that out loud?

warspite1

I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? [:D]

[Missouri_Rebel]

If you ever do that again I will have you summarily executed on spot.

Have a nice day.[:)]

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel

If you ever do that again I will have you summarily executed on spot.

Have a nice day.[:)]

warspite1

What? Just so I know, what are you to execute me for? Appalling poems or quoting Eminem?

[Missouri_Rebel]

Put this blindfold on and I'll tell you. That's a good lad.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel

Put this blindfold on and I'll tell you. That's a good lad.

warspite1

Okay but can you leave a gap between ready-aim and fire? About 50 years should do the trick.

[Missouri_Rebel]

The latter of course. The poem shall be etched in stone though.

Wait for it


wait for it



For your tombstone! [/dramatic music]

[Missouri_Rebel]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel

Put this blindfold on and I'll tell you. That's a good lad.

warspite1

Okay but can you leave a gap between ready-aim and fire? About 50 years should do the trick.

Those Englishmen and their cunning ways. Had me agree to it because I couldn't understand him.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel

The latter of course. The poem shall be etched in stone though.

Wait for it


wait for it



For your tombstone! [/dramatic music]

warspite1

So you won't appreciate an Eminem track in my 20 Desert Island choices? [:D]

[Missouri_Rebel]

lol...sadly no.

But since when did anyone ever listen to me?

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel

lol...sadly no.

But since when did anyone ever listen to me?

warspite1

Did someone say something?

[SamuraiProgrmmr]

Children!

If you don't play nice and go to sleep, how can Shannon Claus bring our presents???

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: SamuraiProgrammer

Children!

If you don't play nice and go to sleep, how can Shannon Claus bring our presents???

warspite1

Its alright for you - you live in the US. Here in little old Englandsville I've got to go to work in a minute and concentrate on that stuff, knowing that people will be downloading the game before me [:@].

[Missouri_Rebel]

I awoke early to find SamuraiProgrammer eating the cookies and drinking the milk I set out. Paradise lost.

[Titan]

In NZ we are the first nation in the world to see each new day, ive seen the 7th come and about to go....its 8:30pm and no sign as yet?

[willbowe]

Titan, one of the mods said on another thread that noon Eastern US time is realistic if there aren't any hitches. So I'd say you'll be waiting till morning.