UV 2.0 -- I know, "don't ask..."

Toro · Post by **Toro** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 1:35 am

... but I gotta. Any word? Tease us some more, something.

This is like a drug!

mogami · Post by **mogami** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 2:13 am

Greetings, version 2.0 automaticly senses when you are out of beer, cheesy poofs or dip and send for more.
2.0 calls pizzaman every 8 hours
2.0 cleans your bathtub
2.0 washes dishes
2.0 "comforts" your girlfriend/wife while you are playing allowing you more time to play (but there have been so many bugs with this feature that the patch is late. Programmers and testers have had to log many miles of traval and several are now reported missing}
hmmmmm...............

U2 · Post by U2 » Fri Nov 01, 2002 3:58 am

Hi

2.0 takes care of all my college work so that I can test for Matrix and game all the time. This was done at the request of Mogami.

Cheers
Dan

mogami · Post by **mogami** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 4:13 am

Greetings, Welcome Back U2 (Dan) after we sent you to comfort AdmDadmans ole lady I thought we'd lost you. We have another mission for you so get some sleep, take some vitamin E eat a raw egg and await directions. (poor sod has to do school work in between these missions, the matrix play testers team is devoted to improvement)

David Heath · Post by **David Heath** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 4:24 am

Hi Guys

We have fixed and improved a few more items.... and with any luck maybe next week......

CapAndGown · Post by **CapAndGown** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 4:29 am

Originally posted by David Heath
Hi Guys

We have fixed and improved a few more items.... and with any luck maybe next week......

Will the new version finish my dissertation for me? (I can handle the defense on my own.)

cptharper · Post by **cptharper** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 6:24 am

Will 2.0 grade freshman comp papers for me so I can play more?

Than again, I've found that 1.40 speeds up my grading in its current state:

If I look over at the 'puter and see my task force burning, the student's grade is C or below. If the enemy task force is burning more than mine, the grade is C+ and up. Accursed is the student whose paper is under my pen if one of my carriers sinks - automatic failure!

Thanks Matrix!

Sabre21 · Post by **Sabre21** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 9:59 am

Actually I was hoping the next version would trick my body into thinking it has already slept for the day allowing me to play a few extra hours:)

Sabre21

Sonny · Post by **Sonny** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 6:22 pm

I heard that with 2.0 there is an electronic petition to Congress to lengthen the day to 28 hours so we have four more hours to play UV.

siRkid · Post by **siRkid** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 8:54 pm

I can tell you that we, the beta testers, are very very close to wrapping up the testing of the patch. You will be pleased with this patch. The list of fixes as well as improvements is very long. At the risk of getting in trouble, one improvement is the save game feature auto compresses the files so you will no longer have to zip them. Another is a stand down button that puts your SQs in Training 0%. And there are many more.

Rick

U2 · Post by U2 » Fri Nov 01, 2002 10:42 pm

Originally posted by Mogami
Greetings, Welcome Back U2 (Dan) after we sent you to comfort AdmDadmans ole lady I thought we'd lost you. We have another mission for you so get some sleep, take some vitamin E eat a raw egg and await directions. (poor sod has to do school work in between these missions, the matrix play testers team is devoted to improvement)

Aye matey that was a tough mission. Who's wife am I taking care of today?:D

Dan

Basement Command · Post by **Basement Command** » Sat Nov 02, 2002 12:48 am

Just so long as the 2.0 feature that "comforts your girlfriend/wife while you are playing allowing you more time to play" is not too good.....

Bax · Post by **Bax** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 10:22 pm

It won't matter, Toro, because *nothing* can bring back the Lexington and the Yorktown!

panda124c · Post by **panda124c** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 10:58 pm

Originally posted by David Heath
Hi Guys

We have fixed and improved a few more items.... and with any luck maybe next week......

TEASE!

David Heath · Post by **David Heath** » Thu Nov 07, 2002 3:59 am

Hi Guys

I not going to say when BUT!!!! I would be checking the True Updater starting later tonight early Thursday morning. More details coming soon...... Get ready for the best Uncommon Valor, in fact many testers felt its a whole new game.

David Heath

P.S. Yes saved games from older version will work with v2.0

siRkid · Post by **siRkid** » Thu Nov 07, 2002 4:20 am

:p

Adam Parker · Post by **Adam Parker** » Thu Nov 07, 2002 6:20 am

Which side of the International Date Line?!

On a serious note - what size download do people think we'll be looking at - I've haven't got broadband?

Drex · Post by **Drex** » Thu Nov 07, 2002 9:05 am

i may have to stay up later than these college guys for this one!

Von Rom · Post by **Von Rom** » Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:12 pm

Originally posted by David Heath
Hi Guys

I not going to say when BUT!!!! I would be checking the True Updater starting later tonight early Friday morning. More details coming soon...... Get ready for the best Uncommon Valor, in fact many testers felt its a whole new game.

David Heath

P.S. Yes saved games from older version will work with v2.0

You guys are the BEST!

Raverdave · Post by **Raverdave** » Thu Nov 07, 2002 2:22 pm

Originally posted by David Heath
Hi Guys

I not going to say when BUT!!!! I would be checking the True Updater starting later tonight early Thursday morning.

Thursday morning???/ Which thursday morning? I really think that you guys need to move out here to the land of Oz so that when you say Thursday, you really mean the true Thursday :p

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