A Goblin is back!

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 6:37 am

Gob..aka Goblin...aka.....GOBLIN

is back...

...

My own daughter kicked his butt once...Jenny...what a girl!;)

but thats another story!

Just to let you people know...Goblin and Bernie started the AAR page..and we all have laughed and cussed! ..and cry'd...well Orzel cry's the most...(sissy)...followed by Bel and Doom...(even bigger sissy's)

so join in! have fun! come on over to the wild side!

and always remember...while a Goblin is Green... his balls are purple.

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 6:49 am

Thanks Jess. Yeah, Bernie and I started the DAR thing, but all of us guys perfected it. Kicked my butt? I seem to remember a score of 12000 something to 12000 something. Hardly a butt kicking, although I did have less points.

As far as the sissy thing goes, we shall see. Bird Man has no mines to hide behind. Belisarius is not a total sissy, unless he went downhill since I last stomped on him. Doom? Hehe... Doom has Powerpuff girl Undies on, and is soaking his nails in dishwashing liquid, talking to Madge in the beauty shop....

Goblin

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 7:03 am

Originally posted by Goblin
Doom? Hehe... Doom has Powerpuff girl Undies on, and is soaking his nails in dishwashing liquid, talking to Madge in the beauty shop....Goblin

Lets see the last time I saw or think I saw the yellow/green backside he was running away from me with his british coward buddy the what iz his face oh ya Ronson lighter!!

So as far as I can tell gob is all hot rottin breath and no balls, well maybe mud one's!:D

:p :p :p

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 7:05 am

Doom! Now we are getting insultive? For shame...

Goblin

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 7:07 am

I did not think it was!:D

If it is I appoligz!

Orzel Bialy · Post by **Orzel Bialy** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 8:31 pm

Well well...we'll see who's crying fairly soon Sherm-Boy.

Ok...now that I think back on it.... I did cry hard and loud the first time I came "off the bench" and fought a Pbem against Hellcat.

But Christ All Mighty...I was stupid enough to take the French in 1940 (with realistic forces...not with all Foriegn Legion boys like other people did)...so a little slack should be granted there!

However....If you really wanted to see somebody "cry through writing"...M4 Jess would have won that prize in my book with our first meeting ever. I know he is sick of the story already...but it was a classic when he went rushing off to slaughter me and ran head first into two belts of mines that I had placed in his path! lol. I never before and never since saw sooooooo many explosions one after another. I mean I was literally laughing at the VCR replays!

And Potty Mouth Galore Too!!!

Good Lord, I never saw anyone go off like that before...lol. I mean there were swear words, insults, and outright threats of violence...you name it and Jess wrote it.:p As a matter of fact I would love to find that old post and put up some quotes...sheesh. I mean I left that game hoping he doesn't kiss people with that dirty mouth. lol

So Anyway...that's my two cents on the "who cries the loudest" matter. Besides, that was then...this is now. And I have plans for all my ole buddies to suffer a bit of my wrath...just call it paybacks.

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 10:21 pm

"I did not think it was!

If it is I appoligz!"

SISSY!:p

Orzel, the mines were low down (I know I was on the recieving end too:mad: ), and you ARE a sissy!

Jess! I am with you! A Gobsta's got your back!

Look out to those two, it's gonna be rampage time soon!

Goblin- A Goblin has a mutual defense pact

Belisarius · Post by **Belisarius** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 10:56 pm

Originally posted by Goblin
...Belisarius is not a total sissy, unless he went downhill since I last stomped on him.

Aaagh... that hurt, greenskin!

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 11:01 pm

That was a compliment! "Not a total sissy" is much better than Doom or Orzel got rated...

Also "stomped" may have been a bit strong, but it seemed a good idea at the time...

Goblin- A Goblin likes his whiskey-drinking, girl-chasing, Swedish friend;)

Belisarius · Post by **Belisarius** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 11:08 pm

Originally posted by Goblin
That was a compliment! "Not a total sissy" is much better than Doom or Orzel got rated... Also "stomped" may have been a bit strong, but it seemed a good idea at the time...

Goblin- A Goblin likes his whiskey-drinking, girl-chasing, Swedish friend;)

Oh, when I read it *that* way.. heheh, thanks!

Well, we can safely say I was stomped last time, I give you that. I still have nightmares of that Panther Company assault... ouch ouch ouch. :p

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 11:18 pm

LOL! Yeah. I have my nightmares over those $@%$!@*#!@!^# 122mm guns! BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM! MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPP!!!!:eek:

Goblin

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 3:22 am

Originally posted by Goblin
LOL! Yeah. I have my nightmares over those $@%$!@*#!@!^# 122mm guns! BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM! MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPP!!!!:eek:

Goblin

Now where Did I here that before...hmm could be when I was starting to kick Green girly mans and ronson lighters rear!!:D
You remember it was two to little oh me!:D

I never did get my rematch on that one old wrinkly green one!!:p

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 3:30 am

Originally posted by Don Doom

Now where Did I here that before...hmm could be when I was starting to kick Green girly mans and ronson lighters rear!!:D
You remember it was two to little oh me!:D I never did get my rematch on that one old wrinkly green one!!:p

That is what you said.

*whimper, whine, moan. please mr goblin don't get m4jess and whoop on me and grey pigeon. whine, sniffle, whimper*

That is what you meant.

Goblin

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 3:39 am

Originally posted by Goblin

That is what you said.

*whimper, whine, moan. please mr goblin don't get m4jess and whoop on me and grey pigeon. whine, sniffle, whimper*

That is what you meant.

Goblin

Hmm if I remember right it was whine, whine, whimper, scream, groval, groval, whine, as you ran back over those hills leaving poor ronson lighter to his flaming death in the walzing matilda's!

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 4:51 am

I think its time to start setting up a 5 way.....

The Sissys....

Orzel
Bel
Dumpsta...rrr..I mean Doomsta

vs.

The billybadasses....

Goblin
M4 Jess

lets say kick off...1st of Feb 03

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 4:54 am

Belisarius has definately been moved to the womens department at the mall, so that sounds good to me. Not a godawful huge map though, just a large one.

Its a shame, because he has whiskey listed in his profile. Now we find out he is drinking rose hip and chamomille mint tea and listening to nature sounds in the bubble bath....

Goblin:D

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 4:58 am

Originally posted by Goblin
Belisarius has definately been moved to the womens department at the mall, so that sounds good to me. Not a godawful huge map though, just a large one.

Its a shame, because he has whiskey listed in his profile. Now we find out he is drinking rose hip and chamomille mint tea and listening to nature sounds in the bubble bath....

Goblin:D

LMOL......

:p

:rolleyes:

Orzel Bialy · Post by **Orzel Bialy** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 5:00 am

Dancin' about in the moonlight like a bunch of pansies rates a "billbadass" billing...but hey, it's only the opinions of others.

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 5:04 am

1.) As you have repeatedly stated, goblins breed like rabbits, and they all look alike. There is no proof that it is me in that poster.

2.) Even you human males dance it up with the females to get 'some'.

3.) Whats wrong with a little hokey pokey or chicken dance?!?

Goblin- A Goblin's gonna tar and feather ya with your own feathers....

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 5:27 am

Originally posted by Goblin
1.) As you have repeatedly stated, goblins breed like rabbits, and they all look alike. There is no proof that it is me in that poster.

1.a] How do we know it is not you!!

2.) Even you human males dance it up with the females to get 'some'.

2.a] I don't dance, and I get "some'

3.) Whats wrong with a little hokey pokey or chicken dance?!?

3.a] Only girly boys do the hokey pokey/ chicken dance!!

Goblin- A Goblin's gonna tar and feather ya with your own feathers....

You could not tar anyone without a 55 page manual that was all picture's:D

:p :p

A Goblin is back!

A Goblin is back!

Orzel Cries the Most eh?

I don't see how Goblins